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GRAMPS SS
02-26-2007, 12:23 PM
A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see that his
>bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then he saw an envelope,
>propped up prominently on the pillow that was addressed to "Dad." With the
>worst premonition he opened the envelope with trembling
> hands and read the letter.
>
> Dear Dad:
> It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you . I had to elope
>with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with mom and you.
>I have been finding real passion with Stacy and she is so nice. But I knew
>you would not approve of her because of all her piercing, tattoos, tight
>motorcycle clothes and the fact that she is much older than I am. But it's
>not only the passion...Dad she's pregnant. Stacy said that we will be very
>happy. She owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the
>whole winter. We share a dream of having many more children. Stacy has
>opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone. We'll
>be growing it for ourselves and trading it with the other people that live
>nearby for cocaine and ecstasy. In the meantime we will pray that science
>will find a cure for AIDS so Stacy can get better. She deserve s it.<
>BR>Don't worry Dad. I'm 15 and I know how to take care of myself. Someday
>I'm sure that we will be back to visit so that you can get to know your
>grandchildren.
> Love, Your Son John
>
>
> PS. Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at Tommy's house. I just
>wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the report
>card that's in my center desk drawer. I love you. Call me when it's safe to
>come home.

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hrsp
02-26-2007, 01:24 PM
i shouldfa used that one when i was a little fukker

Flicktitty
02-26-2007, 03:03 PM
:rolf Agreed! :rolf
i shouldfa used that one when i was a little fukker

cool_kat
02-26-2007, 03:13 PM
HAHA this is great. I love the last sentence, Call me when it's safe to
come home.

Cutlass Queen
02-26-2007, 07:37 PM
Why didn't I think of this shit in desperate times of need like this...haha.

97z2801ss
02-27-2007, 12:15 AM
lmao! thats funny