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USMARINE1108
02-25-2007, 11:24 PM
One day a fourth-grade teacher asked the children what their fathers did
for a living. All the typical answers came up -- fireman, mechanic,
businessman, salesman, doctor, lawyer, and so forth.

However, little Justin was being uncharacteristically quiet, so when the
teacher prodded him about his father, he replied,...

"My father's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all his
clothes in front of other men and they put money in his underwear.
Sometimes, if the offer is really good, he will go home with some guy
and stay with him all night for money."

The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement,hurriedly set the other
children to work on some exercises and then took little Justin aside to
ask him,... "Is that really true about your father?"

"No," the boy said, "He works for the Democratic National Committee and
is helping to get Hillary Clinton to be our next President, but I was
too embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids."

Flicktitty
02-25-2007, 11:29 PM
Lmao!

Great Great!

70challenger452
02-26-2007, 10:19 AM
hahah thats f-in great, I'd be embarassed to if my dad was a democrat

Yougotboost
02-26-2007, 10:42 AM
That's funny zhit.

PureSound15
02-26-2007, 11:34 AM
That's funny zhit.

http://www.blackratchet.org/etc/post_whore.jpg

Yougotboost
02-26-2007, 11:45 AM
http://www.blackratchet.org/etc/post_whore.jpg

post this nutz in yo mouth:chair:

Yougotboost
02-26-2007, 11:48 AM
Now your a star idiot

2SLOW
02-26-2007, 11:50 AM
post this nutz in yo mouth:chair:that sounds like hatin' words!:rolf

PureSound15
02-26-2007, 11:52 AM
Well that's just fine! I gyes Iz guna have to bring my crew yo!:sgay

Yougotboost
02-26-2007, 11:57 AM
Well that's just fine! I gyes Iz guna have to bring my crew yo!:sgay

LMAO

Yougotboost
02-26-2007, 12:01 PM
Well that's just fine! I gyes Iz guna have to bring my crew yo!:sgay

Yes, my crew to race your crew "if you be gotten one" in your own words.:rolf

PureSound15
02-26-2007, 12:17 PM
What in the hell are you talking about? Every single thing that you have posted has consisted of 3-5 words that have required nothing more than minimal brain activity.

My point wasn't to argue, I was only curious why. I'm not "Calling you out" or anything of the type, 90% of the people who come on and post 19 times in a day are only here to "use" the board rather than to contribute to it.

Forgive me for assuming the most likely, I'll look forward to you proving me wrong. Until then, expect the same response (or no response at all) from everyone on the board.

PureSound15
02-26-2007, 12:25 PM
Alright it's all good now.

/Intraweb5-0

Yougotboost
02-26-2007, 12:29 PM
So i guess you run the board. This is your site. Who are you to tell me what and when to post?

PureSound15
02-26-2007, 12:33 PM
Oh no, it's not my board nor would I or ever have I claimed it to be. Andy works a lot of hours and hasn't been on much lately, however Yoo wouldn't be shy about calling out post whores either.

PureSound15
02-26-2007, 12:35 PM
Forget it.

Yougotboost
02-26-2007, 01:07 PM
All cleared. It was my fault i was posting to try to get my avatar picsto load.
So yes i guess i was a post whore, @ lease i was a good one :rolf
I'm new here why can't i load my avatar pics? Anyone. . .

Gatman
02-26-2007, 01:17 PM
Man, are you on here starting shizz now? You and your Street Sweeper buddies need to get a grip on how things work 'round 'deez here parts!