GOLF vs SEX

[GRAMPS SS]

A golfer is in a competitive match with a friend, who is ahead by a couple of strokes. "Boy, I'd give anything to sink this putt," the golfer mumbles to himself.
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> Just then, a stranger walks up beside him and whispers, "Would you be willing to give up one-fourth of your sex life?"
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> Thinking the man is crazy and his answer will be meaningless, the golfer also feels that maybe this is a good omen so he says, "Sure," and sinks the putt.
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> Two holes later, he mumbles to himself again, "Gee, I sure would like to get an eagle on this one." The same stranger is at his side again and whispers,"Would it be worth giving up another fourth of your sex life?"
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> Shrugging, the golfer replies, "Okay." And he makes an eagle.
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> On the final hole, the golfer needs another eagle to win. Without waiting for him to say anything, the stranger quickly moves to his side and says,"Would winning this match be worth giving up the rest of your sex life?"
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> "Definitely," the golfer replies, and he makes the eagle.
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> As the golfer is walking to the club house, the stranger walks alongside him and says, "I haven't really been fair with you because you don't know who I am. I'm the devil, and from this day forward you will have no sex life."
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> "Nice to meet you," the golfer replies, "I'm Father O'Malley."
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[Crawlin]

BOOYAH!!!!!!

Anyone that knows me, knows I'd give up my sex life to play golf every day and play like a PGA tour pro, I don't even need to be #1, hahha

[Prince Valiant]

Hell...I've always said that watching golf is like watching porn. You are always watching some other guy participating in an activity that you'd far rather be doing yourself.

[Flight_740]

Now thats bad. No way for me. Nothing is worth that. Nothing.




BOOYAH!!!!!!

Anyone that knows me, knows I'd give up my sex life to play golf every day and play like a PGA tour pro, I don't even need to be #1, hahha

[Groundpound]

A older couple go out and decide to do allittle golfing.
They get out there and are hitting a few balls and decide they need alittle help.
The old man goes and gets a trainer.
Trainer comes back with him and says, well lets see what u got.
The older man gets ready and swings. Hits it out there about 20 yards or so.
Trainer: Well thats ur problem ur, your holding the club all wrong he says.
Trainer tells the old man, well u need to hold the club like ur holding ur wifes titties.
So he does and wam he drives it out there.
See there u go.
Next the wifes turn
she hits it and chips it way of to the left
trainer: well ur hoding the club like a frieing pan.
Trainer:try holding it like u do ur old mans pecker.
So she does and hits it out there
Gets about 30 yards.
Trainer well we still need to work with it alittle bit.
Trainer says you need to start by taking the club out of ur mouth:wooo