real meaning of car ads!!!!

[hrsp]

low miles = unpluged odometer
new rear tires = beaten the shitt out of
never smoked in = fabreeze FTW
old lady owned = 16 year old driven
never seen rain or snow = really?
never modified = all mods stripped and sold
never raced = then why did you buy it?
nos hooked up but never used = are you for real?
all highway miles = hwy 100 miles


thats all i can think of for now please ad some more!!!!!

[RanJer]

only 10K on NEW motor - i blew the sh!t outta the original

and to steal from the commercial:
THIS CAR IS HOT!!! - fire damage

[hrsp]

yup..forgot that one...

1kmiles on all mods = been pounding on this ***** for awhile now

[Silver03SRT]

Oil changed every 3000 miles= Changed oil every 10000 miles
Upgraded to a vtech motor= this car is mad fast yo.

[hrsp]

this is abit of a stretch but i've heard it...

"never been over 3krpms" = fukking liar

[RanJer]

this is abit of a stretch but i've heard it...

"never been over 3krpms" = fukking liar

"never been over 3k rpms" = bouncin off the rev limiter leaving every light

[hrsp]

ROFL,,,,,

how bout would drive this car cross country = prolly gonna need to be towed home..

[lasttimearound]

mechanic owned-oil changed ever 12k miles

[Flicktitty]

Rough condition: Too bad to lie about
Parts car: Beyond repair
Clean: Homeless dude at 5th and Main did the windows
Immaculate: Recently washed
Concours: Recently waxed
Good transportation: It's ugly
Engine quiet: Uses 90-weight oil
Needs minor overhaul: Needs engine
Needs major overhaul: Phone the junkyard
Burns no oil: It all leaks out
Rebuilt engine: Cleaned the spark plugs
Engine blueprinted: I don't know what it means either
Excellent gas mileage: It's slow
Low miles: The odometer was turned back
One owner: Can't give it away
Sure to appreciate: That's why I'm selling it
Drive it away: I live on a hill
Drive it anywhere: Within 10 miles
Desirable classic: No one wants it
Rare classic: No one wanted it even when it was new.
Stored 20 years: In a lake
Ran when stored: Won't start
Never apart: Bolts too rounded to loosen
Solid as a rock: Rusted solid
. . .or best offer: I'm guessing here
Restored, with 0 miles: Won't start
Faster than a 'vette: A Chevette
Restored, with 2 miles: Won't stay running
Older restoration: First owner washed it
Good investment: Can't be worth much less
No time to restore it: Can't obtain parts
90% complete: You do the other 90%
95% complete: Other 5% doesn't exist
One owner: Hertz
Great enthusiasts car: I'm looking for a sucker
Good tires: And that's all
House forces sale: Neighbors complaining
Trades considered: I'm desperate

[hrsp]

^ lol got some good ones there

[GRAMPS SS]

mechanic owned-oil changed ever 12k miles

and never checked....till boooooom:rolf :rolf :rolf :rolf :rolf :rolf :rolf :rolf

[Waver]

New factory oem parts= that were stolen from your nieghbors civic

[hrsp]

professionaly installed___ installed by my drunk uncle bill

[Greg@GLD]

Lots of new parts...

'Cept I installed them all on my other car!