View Full Version : real meaning of car ads!!!!
low miles = unpluged odometer
new rear tires = beaten the shitt out of
never smoked in = fabreeze FTW
old lady owned = 16 year old driven
never seen rain or snow = really?
never modified = all mods stripped and sold
never raced = then why did you buy it?
nos hooked up but never used = are you for real?
all highway miles = hwy 100 miles
thats all i can think of for now please ad some more!!!!!
RanJer
02-12-2007, 10:37 PM
only 10K on NEW motor - i blew the sh!t outta the original
and to steal from the commercial:
THIS CAR IS HOT!!! - fire damage
yup..forgot that one...
1kmiles on all mods = been pounding on this ***** for awhile now
Silver03SRT
02-12-2007, 10:41 PM
Oil changed every 3000 miles= Changed oil every 10000 miles
Upgraded to a vtech motor= this car is mad fast yo.
this is abit of a stretch but i've heard it...
"never been over 3krpms" = fukking liar
RanJer
02-12-2007, 11:03 PM
this is abit of a stretch but i've heard it...
"never been over 3krpms" = fukking liar
"never been over 3k rpms" = bouncin off the rev limiter leaving every light
ROFL,,,,,
how bout would drive this car cross country = prolly gonna need to be towed home..
lasttimearound
02-12-2007, 11:54 PM
mechanic owned-oil changed ever 12k miles
Flicktitty
02-13-2007, 12:16 AM
Rough condition: Too bad to lie about
Parts car: Beyond repair
Clean: Homeless dude at 5th and Main did the windows
Immaculate: Recently washed
Concours: Recently waxed
Good transportation: It's ugly
Engine quiet: Uses 90-weight oil
Needs minor overhaul: Needs engine
Needs major overhaul: Phone the junkyard
Burns no oil: It all leaks out
Rebuilt engine: Cleaned the spark plugs
Engine blueprinted: I don't know what it means either
Excellent gas mileage: It's slow
Low miles: The odometer was turned back
One owner: Can't give it away
Sure to appreciate: That's why I'm selling it
Drive it away: I live on a hill
Drive it anywhere: Within 10 miles
Desirable classic: No one wants it
Rare classic: No one wanted it even when it was new.
Stored 20 years: In a lake
Ran when stored: Won't start
Never apart: Bolts too rounded to loosen
Solid as a rock: Rusted solid
. . .or best offer: I'm guessing here
Restored, with 0 miles: Won't start
Faster than a 'vette: A Chevette
Restored, with 2 miles: Won't stay running
Older restoration: First owner washed it
Good investment: Can't be worth much less
No time to restore it: Can't obtain parts
90% complete: You do the other 90%
95% complete: Other 5% doesn't exist
One owner: Hertz
Great enthusiasts car: I'm looking for a sucker
Good tires: And that's all
House forces sale: Neighbors complaining
Trades considered: I'm desperate
^ lol got some good ones there
GRAMPS SS
02-13-2007, 09:17 AM
mechanic owned-oil changed ever 12k miles
and never checked....till boooooom:rolf :rolf :rolf :rolf :rolf :rolf :rolf :rolf
Waver
02-13-2007, 11:07 AM
New factory oem parts= that were stolen from your nieghbors civic
professionaly installed___ installed by my drunk uncle bill
Greg@GLD
02-15-2007, 09:00 AM
Lots of new parts...
'Cept I installed them all on my other car!
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