GRAMPS SS
02-12-2007, 07:55 PM
It was entertainment night at the Senior Center and the Amazing Claude
> was topping the bill. People came from miles around to see the famed
> hypnotist do his stuff. As Claude went to the front of the meeting
> room, he announced, "Unlike most hypnotists who invite two or three
> people up here to be put into a trance, I intend to hypnotize each and
> every member of the audience."
>
>
>
> The excitement was almost electric as Claude withdrew a beautiful
> antique pocket watch from his coat. "I want you each to keep your eye on
> this antique watch. It is a very special watch. It's been in my family
> for six generations." He began to swing the watch gently back and forth
> while quietly chanting, "Watch the watch, watch the watch, watch the
> watch..."
>
>
>
> The crowd became mesmerized as the watch swayed back and forth, light
> gleaming off its polished surface. Hundreds of pairs of eyes followed
> The swaying watch, until, suddenly, it slipped from the hypnotist's
> fingers and fell to the floor, breaking into a hundred pieces.
>
>
>
> "Shit" said the Hypnotist.
>
>
>
> It took three days to clean up the senior center.
I KNEW YOU'D LIKE IT:thumbsup
> was topping the bill. People came from miles around to see the famed
> hypnotist do his stuff. As Claude went to the front of the meeting
> room, he announced, "Unlike most hypnotists who invite two or three
> people up here to be put into a trance, I intend to hypnotize each and
> every member of the audience."
>
>
>
> The excitement was almost electric as Claude withdrew a beautiful
> antique pocket watch from his coat. "I want you each to keep your eye on
> this antique watch. It is a very special watch. It's been in my family
> for six generations." He began to swing the watch gently back and forth
> while quietly chanting, "Watch the watch, watch the watch, watch the
> watch..."
>
>
>
> The crowd became mesmerized as the watch swayed back and forth, light
> gleaming off its polished surface. Hundreds of pairs of eyes followed
> The swaying watch, until, suddenly, it slipped from the hypnotist's
> fingers and fell to the floor, breaking into a hundred pieces.
>
>
>
> "Shit" said the Hypnotist.
>
>
>
> It took three days to clean up the senior center.
I KNEW YOU'D LIKE IT:thumbsup