Listen to Mom

[SSDude]

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A little boy blows up his balloon and starts
Flicking it all around the house with his
Finger. His mother tells him to stop it as
he's liable to break something. The boy
Continues.
"Johnny!" Mom screams. "Knock it off.
You're going to break something".
He stops and eventually Mom leaves for
A short trip to the shopping center.
Johnny starts up with the balloon again.
He gives it one last flick and it lands in the
Toilet where he leaves it. Mom comes in
And while putting away the grocery gets
The urge. A diarrhea run. She can hardly
Make it to the toilet in time and SPLASH,
Out it comes.
When she's finished, she looks down and
Can't believe what she's seeing. She's not
Sure what this big brown thing is in the Toilet!
She calls her doctor.
The doctor is baffled as she describes the
Situation, but he assures her he'll be over
Shortly to examine everything.
When he arrives she leads him to the bath
Room and he gets down on his knees and
Takes a long, hard look at the thing.
Finally, he takes out his pen and sort of
Touches it to see what it might be and POP!
The balloon explodes and shit is everywhere.
On him, the walls, etc.
"Doctor! Doctor! Are you all right?" she asks.
He says, "I've been in this business for over
30 years, and this is the first time I've ever
Actually seen a fart !"