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67-400
01-24-2007, 05:49 PM
MY girlfriend's Sister
My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me. It was her beautiful younger sister.

My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra less. One day "little", sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.

She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.

Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me." I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.

When she reached the top she pulled off her panties and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.

I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car. Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping! With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, we are very happy that you have passed our little test.....we couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."

And the moral of this story is:

Always keep your condoms in your car........

Flicktitty
01-24-2007, 05:52 PM
Repost...Kind of! (http://brewcitymuscle.com/forum/showthread.php?t=11897&highlight=condoms)
Still funny though

67-400
01-24-2007, 05:57 PM
Sh!t, didn't see that............guess I'll have to search next time I jot down a joke thread, sorry bout that.

88Nightmare
01-24-2007, 06:38 PM
pretty funny. I never heard anyone put themselves in the story. interesting idea...

Flicktitty
01-24-2007, 06:51 PM
Sh!t, didn't see that............guess I'll have to search next time I jot down a joke thread, sorry bout that.

no biggie...
theres been alot of jokes on here as of late. hard to keep track lol

Reverend Cooper
01-24-2007, 06:59 PM
too funny!!!!!!!!!!

LIL EVO
01-24-2007, 08:04 PM
Repost x1000

y2kws6
01-24-2007, 09:02 PM
first time hearing it, that was great.

Cryptic
01-24-2007, 09:20 PM
:rolf :thumbsup

1st time for me

Bobby72GTO
01-24-2007, 10:19 PM
I've heard it before, but it is still funny.

Breecher_7
01-24-2007, 11:43 PM
old but funny!

badass88gt
01-24-2007, 11:52 PM
LOL, good stuff.

hrsp
01-25-2007, 12:57 AM
oldie bit a goodie

Neal Steffek
01-25-2007, 01:14 AM
repost X 1 million billion. But still giving you respect on it.

by the way, I wam wasted drunk.:haveabeer

Z28Envy
01-25-2007, 03:04 AM
That's funny as s--t! :rolf

Flicktitty
01-25-2007, 03:06 AM
That's funny as s--t! :rolf

:) :thumbsup WELCOME TO BCM! make sure to say hi in the name post thats on a sticky! :thumbsup

Nix
01-25-2007, 08:57 AM
First time seeing that one and it was pretty phuckin funny!:rolf

Feature Pony
01-25-2007, 09:06 AM
That was pretty funny!!!

GRM-REPR
01-25-2007, 11:09 AM
Good one K-Move, never heard it before, thanks for the post, funny!!!