badass88gt
01-24-2007, 07:24 AM
A man walks into a bar with a paper bag. He sits down and places the
bag
on the counter. The bartender walks up and asks what's in the bag. The
man reaches into the bag and pulling out a little man, about one foot
high, and he sets him on the counter. He reaches back into the bag and
this time pulls out a small piano, setting it on the counter as well.
He
reaches into the bag once again and pulls out a tiny piano bench, which
he placed in front of the piano. The little man sits down at the piano
and starts playing a piece by Mozart. "Where on earth did you get
that?"
Says the bartender. The man responded by reaching into the paper bag,
but this time he pulls out a magic lamp.
He hands it to the bartender and says: "Here. Rub it." So the bartender
rubs the lamp, and suddenly there's a gust of smoke, then a beautiful
genie is standing before him. "I will grant you one wish," she says.
The bartender gets excited by having a wish from a real genie. He had
always dreamed about it, but now it's actually happening. So without
even hesitating, he says: "I want a million bucks." So the genie nods
her head and disappears in another gust of smoke. A few moments later,
a
duck walks into the bar. It is soon followed by another duck, then
another. Pretty soon, the entire bar is filled with ducks.
The bartender turns to the man and says: "Y'know, I think your genie's
a
little deaf. I asked for a million bucks, not a million ducks." "I
know"
says the man "do you really think I asked for a 12 inch pianist?"
bag
on the counter. The bartender walks up and asks what's in the bag. The
man reaches into the bag and pulling out a little man, about one foot
high, and he sets him on the counter. He reaches back into the bag and
this time pulls out a small piano, setting it on the counter as well.
He
reaches into the bag once again and pulls out a tiny piano bench, which
he placed in front of the piano. The little man sits down at the piano
and starts playing a piece by Mozart. "Where on earth did you get
that?"
Says the bartender. The man responded by reaching into the paper bag,
but this time he pulls out a magic lamp.
He hands it to the bartender and says: "Here. Rub it." So the bartender
rubs the lamp, and suddenly there's a gust of smoke, then a beautiful
genie is standing before him. "I will grant you one wish," she says.
The bartender gets excited by having a wish from a real genie. He had
always dreamed about it, but now it's actually happening. So without
even hesitating, he says: "I want a million bucks." So the genie nods
her head and disappears in another gust of smoke. A few moments later,
a
duck walks into the bar. It is soon followed by another duck, then
another. Pretty soon, the entire bar is filled with ducks.
The bartender turns to the man and says: "Y'know, I think your genie's
a
little deaf. I asked for a million bucks, not a million ducks." "I
know"
says the man "do you really think I asked for a 12 inch pianist?"