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GRAMPS SS
01-20-2007, 12:26 PM
When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard, or *****, who made you sad.

2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
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**3. When you smile** -- I will know you finally got laid. **

**4. When you are scared** --Iwill rag on you about it every chance I get. **

**5. When you are worried** -- **I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be... until you quit whining.**

**6. When you are confused** -- I will use little words.**
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**7. When you are sick** -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have. **
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**8. When you fall** -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass. **
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**9. This is my oath.....** I pledge it to the end. "Why?" you may ask; "because you are my friend".*

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*And always remember....when life hands you Lemons, ask for tequila and salt**.*

Flicktitty
01-20-2007, 02:01 PM
haha thats pretty funny. and kindda true.

stowsea
01-20-2007, 02:07 PM
wow, thats way too true