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GRAMPS SS
01-19-2007, 07:34 PM
Redneck Pick-Up Lines

1) Did you fart? Cuz you blew me away.

2) Are yer parents retarded? Cuz ya sure are special.

3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea I can't hold it in.

4) Do you have a library card? Cuz I'd like to sign you out.

5) Is there a mirror in yer pants? Cuz I can see myself in em.

6) If you was a tree I were a Squirrel, I'd store my nuts in yer hole.

7) You might not be the best lookin girl here, but beauty's only a light switch away.

8) Man - "Fat Penguin!" Woman - "WHAT?"
Man - "I just wanted to say something that would break the ice."

9) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make yer bed-rock.

10) I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went inta this cheap motel room.

11) Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner.

12) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin, we kin sleep til afternoon.

and.... the best for last!

13) Yer face reminds me of a wrench, every time I think of it my nuts tighten up

Ricky Bobby
01-19-2007, 07:57 PM
+1 :rolf

Brandon W.
01-19-2007, 07:58 PM
sad thing is Flick titty nick has used 6 of these lines.:goof :rolf :goof :rolf

2SLOW
01-19-2007, 08:27 PM
sad thing is Flick titty nick has used 6 of these lines.:goof :rolf :goof :rolf


OMG hahahahahhah owned!

88Nightmare
01-19-2007, 08:32 PM
http://flicktittynick.justgotowned.com ?

sorry, I love that site!

hotshift13
01-19-2007, 08:38 PM
That site is friggin funny as hell. Props to the person that made it!!

Flicktitty
01-20-2007, 12:44 AM
You As$hole Brandon! don't forget big homie i got ur number same goes for you 88Nitemare ;) hmmmm craigslist might have a add for a 1997 Chevy Corvette for 100 bucks with your name and phone number ;) lol

88Nightmare
01-20-2007, 03:23 AM
hey how did you get my number? eh, either way, im over it, specially im not the one that just got owned! lol. walk it off tough guy, rub some dirt in it you'll be fine

Flicktitty
01-20-2007, 03:32 AM
remember you pm'd me the number when you were thinkin of gettin my go cart ;) lol.......

i'm just messing with ya guy's

RanJer
01-21-2007, 02:21 PM
repost:
http://www.brewcitymuscle.com/forum/showthread.php?t=18293

Reverend Cooper
01-21-2007, 03:47 PM
what about this one
hey at least yer not my sister

nismodave
01-21-2007, 04:08 PM
what about this one
hey at least yer not my sister

Did that work for you?:rolf

GRAMPS SS
01-21-2007, 04:12 PM
repost:
http://www.brewcitymuscle.com/forum/showthread.php?t=18293

sorry about that...didn't relize i reposted....but it's funny again....:thumbsup