Breeding Bulls

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Breeding Bulls


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>>>A man took his wife to the fat stock show and rodeo and one of the


> first


>>>exhibits they stopped at was the breeding bulls.


>>>They went up to the first pen and there was a sign attached that


>>>said, "This bull mated 50 times last year."


>>>The wife playfully nudged her husband in the ribs and said, "He mated


>>>50 times last year."


>>>They walked to the second pen which had a sign attached that said,


> "This


>>>bull mated 120 times last year." The wife gave her husband a healthy


>>>jab and said, "That's more than twice a week! You could learn a lot


> from


>>>him."


>>>They walked to the third pen and it had a sign attached that said, in


>>>capital letters, "This bull mated 365 times last year."


>>>The wife, so excited that her elbow nearly broke her husband's ribs,


>>>said, "That's once a day. You could REALLY learn something from this


>>>one."


>>>The husband looked at her and said, "Go over and ask him if it was


> with


>>>the same cow?"


>>>*NOTE: The husband's condition has been upgraded from critical to


> stable


>>>and he should eventually make a full recovery.

[Waver]

That was funny...and hey that was a good question