GRAMPS SS
01-16-2007, 08:36 AM
Breeding Bulls
>>
>>>A man took his wife to the fat stock show and rodeo and one of the
> first
>>>exhibits they stopped at was the breeding bulls.
>>>They went up to the first pen and there was a sign attached that
>>>said, "This bull mated 50 times last year."
>>>The wife playfully nudged her husband in the ribs and said, "He mated
>>>50 times last year."
>>>They walked to the second pen which had a sign attached that said,
> "This
>>>bull mated 120 times last year." The wife gave her husband a healthy
>>>jab and said, "That's more than twice a week! You could learn a lot
> from
>>>him."
>>>They walked to the third pen and it had a sign attached that said, in
>>>capital letters, "This bull mated 365 times last year."
>>>The wife, so excited that her elbow nearly broke her husband's ribs,
>>>said, "That's once a day. You could REALLY learn something from this
>>>one."
>>>The husband looked at her and said, "Go over and ask him if it was
> with
>>>the same cow?"
>>>*NOTE: The husband's condition has been upgraded from critical to
> stable
>>>and he should eventually make a full recovery.
>>
>>>A man took his wife to the fat stock show and rodeo and one of the
> first
>>>exhibits they stopped at was the breeding bulls.
>>>They went up to the first pen and there was a sign attached that
>>>said, "This bull mated 50 times last year."
>>>The wife playfully nudged her husband in the ribs and said, "He mated
>>>50 times last year."
>>>They walked to the second pen which had a sign attached that said,
> "This
>>>bull mated 120 times last year." The wife gave her husband a healthy
>>>jab and said, "That's more than twice a week! You could learn a lot
> from
>>>him."
>>>They walked to the third pen and it had a sign attached that said, in
>>>capital letters, "This bull mated 365 times last year."
>>>The wife, so excited that her elbow nearly broke her husband's ribs,
>>>said, "That's once a day. You could REALLY learn something from this
>>>one."
>>>The husband looked at her and said, "Go over and ask him if it was
> with
>>>the same cow?"
>>>*NOTE: The husband's condition has been upgraded from critical to
> stable
>>>and he should eventually make a full recovery.