GRAMPS SS
01-16-2007, 08:33 AM
Fwd: Holy Hair Dryer!!
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>>> An attractive young woman on a plane asked the priest
>>> beside her, "Father, may I ask a favor?"
>>>
>>> "Of course. What may I do for you?"
>>>
>>> "Well, I bought an expensive electronic hair dryer
>>> that is well over the Customs limits and I'm afraid
>>> they'll confiscate it. Is there anyway you could carry
>>> it through Customs for me? Under your robes perhaps?"
>>>
>>> "I would love to help you, dear, but I must warn you:
>>> I will not lie."
>>>
>>> "With your honest face, Father, no one will question
>>> you."
>>>
>>> When they got to Customs, she let the priest go ahead
>>> of her.
>>>
>>> The official asked, "Father, do you have anything to
>>> declare?"
>>>
>>> "From the top of my head down to my waist, I have
>>> nothing to declare."
>>>
>>> The official thought this answer strange, so asked,
>>> "And what do you have to declare from your waist to
>>> the floor?"
>>>
>>> "I have a marvelous little instrument designed to be
>>> used on a woman, but which is, to date, unused."
>>>
>>> Roaring with laughter, the official said, "Go ahead,
>>> Father. Next!"
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>>> An attractive young woman on a plane asked the priest
>>> beside her, "Father, may I ask a favor?"
>>>
>>> "Of course. What may I do for you?"
>>>
>>> "Well, I bought an expensive electronic hair dryer
>>> that is well over the Customs limits and I'm afraid
>>> they'll confiscate it. Is there anyway you could carry
>>> it through Customs for me? Under your robes perhaps?"
>>>
>>> "I would love to help you, dear, but I must warn you:
>>> I will not lie."
>>>
>>> "With your honest face, Father, no one will question
>>> you."
>>>
>>> When they got to Customs, she let the priest go ahead
>>> of her.
>>>
>>> The official asked, "Father, do you have anything to
>>> declare?"
>>>
>>> "From the top of my head down to my waist, I have
>>> nothing to declare."
>>>
>>> The official thought this answer strange, so asked,
>>> "And what do you have to declare from your waist to
>>> the floor?"
>>>
>>> "I have a marvelous little instrument designed to be
>>> used on a woman, but which is, to date, unused."
>>>
>>> Roaring with laughter, the official said, "Go ahead,
>>> Father. Next!"