I hate my neighboor!

[stowsea]

This little bastard just bought a crx. he is like 15 i think so no license. all he does the WHOLE day is bounce it off the rev limiter then go check the oil and then see how loud his system will go. then he turns it off for like 5 minutes then repeats it all over again. anyone have any suggestions on wtf i can do?

[Teufelhunden]

Drain his oil? :)

[Prince Valiant]

take his coil wire? Remove a ground strap or two?

[2SLOW]

he does what a stupid ass, start slashing tires.....or be a real man go up to his face and tell him to stop,,,,how about that one?

[stowsea]

he does what a stupid ass, start slashing tires.....or be a real man go up to his face and tell him to stop,,,,how about that one?

nahh im more of a dont get mad get even kinda guy

[2SLOW]

or more of a shoot and hide kinda guy. be a man tell him to stop nicely then bring out the artillery!!

[lasttimearound]

drain his oil and take his battery.. that way, when he does get it going, he blows it up...

[RanJer]

wait til he's in the middle of doing it, throw a pipe bomb under his car. tell him his motor blew and he needs to take it apart. that'll be the end of that motor.

at least that way you cant get in any trouble

[GRAMPS SS]

do the old trick...potato in the exhaust pipe...jam it in as far as you can.....:thumbsup

[Nix]

Just hire some Honda thiefs, there are plenty around Milwaukee and such. Shouldnt be too hard to find one. Ohh wait a min the cops cant even find them so good luck with my shitty idea. :durr

[wikked]

punch him in his phucking grill?
sounds even to me :)

<been watching too much of The Wire>

[Teufelhunden]

"I ain't fallin' for no banana in my tailpipe!"
http://archive.gamespy.com/legacy/fargo/dongle/banana.jpg
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f275/reebar/eddie.jpg

[0TransAm0]

tell him if he keeps it up the car will be junk. even tho it probably already is. tellem what his daddy should be tellin him. or blow the phucker up.

[Feature Pony]

I would call the cops, if that doesn't work salt or sugar in the gas tank works pretty well and then some flour all over his car right before it rans to get in the vents, he'll never get that stuff out, even in a power wash!!! LOL

[Flight_740]

Wait till he's 16 and wait for the thing to be hauled home on a flatbed totalled. It's only a matter of time.

[juicedimpss]

maybe explain to him what he is doing is not good for his honDUH, maybe you can wake him up a little and give him a mentor to follow

[Flight_740]

Give him your nitrous setup to try. and get a bag of popcorn and kitty liter.:nitrous :popcorn

[BAD LS1]

Punch him in the throat! thats a more "meaningful" hit than the grille bwahahahah

Although i do like the potato in the exhaust idea, easy, effective and hard to diagnose.

[Korndogg]

kick his ass seabass!

[Yooformula]

I say talk to him, then call the cops, then sugar or salt in the gas tank. With any luck you will actully hear the car take a poo.

[GRAMPS SS]

Punch him in the throat! thats a more "meaningful" hit than the grille bwahahahah

Although i do like the potato in the exhaust idea, easy, effective and hard to diagnose.

why thank you..i was young at one time...we did it all the time....we would use a broom handle to shove it in.....was funny when we saw the guys car on the hook and the car was gone for a long time at the shop tring to fix the problem...:thumbsup

[Brandon W.]

id do the potato method. and if it actually does shoot out he will think something went wrong and hopefully that will wake him up.

[Mudd Runner]

Tell him it will sound better with all the oil drained and watch it go boom

[88Nightmare]

mothballs in the gas tank for starters. The potato in the exhaust could work, or run yourself over to home depot and get yourself a can of expanding foam, that tends to congest exhaust pipes. spray a shitload of ether into his gas tank, maybe dump some rubbing alcohol in there, perhaps some off bug repelant. Put some marbles into his muffler and tell him his muffler bearing is on its way out.

[PureSound15]

A variation on the potatoe method would be the expanding sealing foam :)

Of course with that, he might decide that it sounds better without the exhaust that he'll have to remove and replace.

[supra213]

Give him "Sh!t Pants". Put dog poo under the door handle, he'll grab the handle and wipe his hands on his pants before he realizes its poo. Repeat and enjoy as often as necessary.

[Waver]

Drain his oil, remove the valve cores from his valve stems, punch a hole in the gas tank, and cut a few of the fuel/brake lines

[mike90lxII]

Come on we were all young at one time. I like the dog poo thing won't hurt his car but would get his attention.

What if one of us with a car that someone thinks is annoying had there car actually damage buy some neighbor because they don't appreciate the roar or rumble of a V8. Even at idle some of our cars are pretty loud.

The dog poo thing sounds like the best idea to me.

[Waver]

Come on we were all young at one time. I like the dog poo thing won't hurt his car but would get his attention.

What if one of us with a car that someone thinks is annoying had there car actually damage buy some neighbor because they don't appreciate the roar or rumble of a V8. Even at idle some of our cars are pretty loud.

The dog poo thing sounds like the best idea to me.


How can you not love the rumble of a v8, it is as american as cherry pie

[mike90lxII]

How can you not love the rumble of a v8, it is as american as cherry pie


I love it keep returning to it but some peoples kids just weren't taught right.

[BadAzzGTA89]

I say buy yourself a old hoo ride with a v8 and no exhaust and when he does his thing do yours!At least you can say your sounds better!!
I say fill his tank with water+ cold is not good!!!!

[Berettaspeed]

just ask him to chill out. and never mess with another guys car. no matter how dumb they are.

[Al]

If the kid is reasonable, he'll listen.

If not, just say you will call the cops.

Done.

[LIL EVO]

Call up bee! hahahah :-P

[88Nightmare]

I like the potato idea. we should make a poll :D

[HITMAN]

Buy a BB gun and shoot him in the ass everytime he pulls that shit. I know it worked on my neighbor's non-stop barking dog... :thumbsup

[Cryptic]

dog sh!t FTW :rolf

[GRAMPS SS]

How can you not love the rumble of a v8, it is as american as cherry pie

cherry pie is from France.......come on now......

[Waver]

cherry pie is from France.......come on now......


Damn it!!!! well what is more american than a v8? Besides a Harley

[Cryptic]

Damn it!!!! well what is more american than a v8? Besides a Harley


apple pie you fool

[Waver]

apple pie you fool


lol......
Now lets give thanks.....dear lord baby jesus.....lol

[Flight_740]

Call up bee! hahahah :-P



:stare :rolf :rolf I can't believe you just said that!!!!! HAHAHA!!