Quick car joke!

[Flicktitty]

Three car guys are leaving a bar - a Camaro owner, a Mustang owner, and a DSMer. They spot a magic lamp in the parking lot and pick it up. The Camaro owners says, "I wish my Camaro ran tens." The genie says, "Granted," and the Camaro owner vanishes in a cloud of smoke. The Mustang owner decides to go one better, "I wish my Mustang ran nines" The genie says, "Granted," and the Mustang owner vanishes in a cloud of smoke. Now the genie turns to the DSMer and asks him, "What is your wish, master?" The DSMer says, "I wanna be the fastest DSM in the world. I wish my 1G ran a four second quarter." The genie laughs out loud; "Your wish is ridiculous! Do not insult me!" Somewhat disappointed, the DSMer thinks for a moment and says, "Okay, genie. I wish my DSM was reliable and never broke down."



The genie replies "You want high fours or low fours?"

[Korndogg]

hahahahahahahahahaha nice!

[hrsp]

ROFL..good one

[SSDude]

Recently a man had to go to the hospital to have his wedding ring
cut off from his penis after his girlfriend found
the ring in his pants
pocket and got so mad at him she stuck it on him
while he was asleep.

Which is Worse?

1) having your girlfriend find out you're married.
2) explaining to your wife how your wedding ring got on your penis.
3) Or finding out your penis fits through your wedding ring.

[hrsp]

Recently a man had to go to the hospital to have his wedding ring
cut off from his penis after his girlfriend found
the ring in his pants
pocket and got so mad at him she stuck it on him
while he was asleep.

Which is Worse?

1) having your girlfriend find out you're married.
2) explaining to your wife how your wedding ring got on your penis.
3) Or finding out your penis fits through your wedding ring.

:rolf :rolf :rolf :rolf

[Flicktitty]

:rolf :thumbsup good one!
Recently a man had to go to the hospital to have his wedding ring
cut off from his penis after his girlfriend found
the ring in his pants
pocket and got so mad at him she stuck it on him
while he was asleep.

Which is Worse?

1) having your girlfriend find out you're married.
2) explaining to your wife how your wedding ring got on your penis.
3) Or finding out your penis fits through your wedding ring.