Movie Quote Game !

[DynoTom]

Post your favorite movie quotes and see if we can guess what movie they are from....


Here is one I like.....



"Did you see that, they went right through our roadblock"....."you som b**ches couldn't close an umbrella"!

[DynoTom]

"Lee Harvey you are a madman......Remember that time you stole that cow and your friend tried to make it with a cow...I have to party with you".....

[moels]

"Lee Harvey you are a madman......Remember that time you stole that cow and your friend tried to make it with a cow...I have to party with you".....


Stripes ---- great movie!

[awsomeears]

"Swimmy Swammy ummmmm check on the brief case

Ohh yea duhhh Samsonite "

[DirtyMax]

"Did you see that, they went right through our roadblock"....."you som b**ches couldn't close an umbrella"!

Smokey and the Bandit?

[USMARINE1108]

"Swimmy Swammy ummmmm check on the brief case

Ohh yea duhhh Samsonite "


Ha, "I was way off!"

Dumb and Dumber

[USMARINE1108]

Smokey and the Bandit?

Sure is!

[DirtyMax]

Might be easy but whatever, here goes...

"If God made it that way, you'd all be pissing in your faces!"

[theavenger333]

"Jesus, another one of those bags again! this one's outta control, Call the fire department"
"don't put it out with your boot ted"
"don't tell me my buisness devil woman"

[88Nightmare]

- "shoot"
- "what?"
- "rollers"
- "no!"
- "yup"

[DirtyMax]

"Jesus, another one of those bags again! this one's outta control, Call the fire department"
"don't put it out with your boot ted"
"don't tell me my buisness devil woman"

Same movie as this line. One of my favorites!!:

"That Veronica Vaughn is one hot piece of ace, I know from experience dude. If you know what I mean."
"No, you don't."
"Well, not me personally but a guy I know. Him and her *got it on*. Wooo-eee!"
"No, they didn't."
"No, No, they didn't. But you could imagine what it'd be like if they, eh, eh... everybody on, good, great, grand, wonderful."

[fireguyrick]

4eyed- The Goonies

theavenger333- Billy Madison

Rick

[DynoTom]

- "shoot"
- "what?"
- "rollers"
- "no!"
- "yup"


"But, babe these are the Blues Brothers!!! The Blues Brothers....Sh*t....They still owe your money fool......

[fireguyrick]

Here is an easy one

"I wanted to see exotic Vietnam... the crown jewel of Southeast Asia. I wanted to meet interesting and stimulating people of an ancient culture... and kill them. I wanted to be the first kid on my block to get a confirmed kill!"

Rick

[DynoTom]

"This hat .....This hat is bad....what do you buy one of these and they give you a free bowl of soup????? Oh, it looks good on you though:rolleyes: "

[fireguyrick]

"This hat .....This hat is bad....what do you buy one of these and they give you a free bowl of soup????? Oh, it looks good on you though:rolleyes: "

Back to the Future Part III

Rick

[88Nightmare]

"I love sassy fat women!"

[Flicktitty]

Here is an easy one

"I wanted to see exotic Vietnam... the crown jewel of Southeast Asia. I wanted to meet interesting and stimulating people of an ancient culture... and kill them. I wanted to be the first kid on my block to get a confirmed kill!"

Rick
Fulll Metal Jacket?

[USMARINE1108]

Here is an easy one

"I wanted to see exotic Vietnam... the crown jewel of Southeast Asia. I wanted to meet interesting and stimulating people of an ancient culture... and kill them. I wanted to be the first kid on my block to get a confirmed kill!"

Rick

You're gonna have to try harder than that!

[DynoTom]

Back to the Future Part III

Rick


I never seen back to the future III....The quote was in a different movie...

[Flicktitty]

I live my life a quarter mile at a time. Nothing else matters: not the mortgage, not the store, not my team and all their bullshit. For those ten seconds or less, I'm free.

[USMARINE1108]

"This hat .....This hat is bad....what do you buy one of these and they give you a free bowl of soup????? Oh, it looks good on you though:rolleyes: "

Caddyshack

[88Nightmare]

fast and the furious

come on man, those are obvious lol

[DynoTom]

"You don't seem to want to accept the fact you're dealing with an expert in guerrilla warfare, with a man who's the best, with guns, with knives, with his bare hands. A man who's been trained to ignore pain, ignore weather, to live off the land, to eat things that would make a billy goat puke."

[DynoTom]

Caddyshack


Cult Classic!!!!:rolf

[USMARINE1108]

"You don't seem to want to accept the fact you're dealing with an expert in guerrilla warfare, with a man who's the best, with guns, with knives, with his bare hands. A man who's been trained to ignore pain, ignore weather, to live off the land, to eat things that would make a billy goat puke."

Rambo First Blood!

[USMARINE1108]

Wolverines!

[PureSound15]

"She was beautiful, she was young, she was innocent. She was the greatest piece of ass I've ever had, and I've had 'em all over the world"

[DynoTom]

"The details of my life are quite inconsequential... very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet."

[USMARINE1108]

Cult Classic!!!!:rolf

No Respect! Haha, I love that guy. Comedy Centeral had a special on him about a month ago.

[Flicktitty]

"She was beautiful, she was young, she was innocent. She was the greatest piece of ass I've ever had, and I've had 'em all over the world"
the God Father?

[DynoTom]

No Respect! Haha, I love that guy. Comedy Centeral had a special on him about a month ago.


They don't make them like him anymore......RIP Rodney.....

[88Nightmare]

"The details of my life are quite inconsequential... very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet."

thats gotta be austin powers goldmember

[Flicktitty]

Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn.

[USMARINE1108]

Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn.

Isn't that Gone With The Wind?

[PureSound15]

the God Father?

You bet

[DynoTom]

"I'm thinking I could use some more o' that potted meat, if you have any extry."??

[Waver]

Dogs and cats living together............Mass hysteria!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[DynoTom]

"Ain't no room for Peter Pan on this hunt. You wear Corporal Papich's gilly suit that I gave you."

[PureSound15]

"I'm thinking I could use some more o' that potted meat, if you have any extry."??


Slingblade?

[MT98Z]

[QUOTE=DynoTom]"Ain't no room for Peter Pan on this hunt. You wear Corporal Papich's gilly suit that I gave you."[/QUOTE

From Sniper.:headbang

[PureSound15]

"Ain't no room for Peter Pan on this hunt. You wear Corporal Papich's gilly suit that I gave you."

Hell yeah Sniper! I just watched that the other night.

[MT98Z]

''If it bleeds we can kill it''

[PureSound15]

''If it bleeds we can kill it''

I know it's Arnold, but couldn't tell what movie.

[DynoTom]

Hell yeah Sniper! I just watched that the other night.

Correct Sirs ! Ya know that is one VERY UNDERATED movie IMO.......

[DynoTom]

You've seen how bad business is. We had nun; nuns, protesting in front of the dealership this morning.


Nuns?


Yeah. I had to get Jim to turn the fire hose on them.


Yeah. And I knocked them motherf**kers on they asses, too.

[MT98Z]

''If it bleeds we can kill it''

Some more from the same movie
''Payback time'' , ''This makes Cambodia look like Kansas''

[MT98Z]

You've seen how bad business is. We had nun; nuns, protesting in front of the dealership this morning.


Nuns?


Yeah. I had to get Jim to turn the fire hose on them.


Yeah. And I knocked them motherf**kers on they asses, too.


Used cars?

[DynoTom]

Used cars?


Damn! you got that one....I thought that movie was pretty obscure.....:thumbsup

[MT98Z]

Damn! you got that one....I that movie was pretty obscure.....:thumbsup
Yea I remember that one from the Select TV days I think.

[hrsp]

" my old man told me before he left this shitty world...."

[MT98Z]

Some more from the same movie
''Payback time'' , ''This makes Cambodia look like Kansas''
Originally Posted by MT98Z
''If it bleeds we can kill it''
Pure Sound is close.yea Arnold and Carl weathers.

[MT98Z]

" my old man told me before he left this shitty world...."
Another hint.

[DynoTom]

"Hey you're s'posed to be the fastest thing in the Valley man, but that can't be your car. It must be your mama's car! I'm sorta' embarrassed to be this close to ya! "

[MT98Z]

"Hey you're s'posed to be the fastest thing in the Valley man, but that can't be your car. It must be your mama's car! I'm sorta' embarrassed to be this close to ya! "
American Graffiti:headbang

[DynoTom]

And now my friend, the first-a rule of Italian driving.

{ rips down rear view mirror }

What's-a behind me is not important.

[hrsp]

Another hint.

"whats with you and those boots"..."stay off my boots..

its a hard one i know!!!!!

[hrsp]

same movie as above...

"lulu would kill me if she found out"

[Al]

"you wern't going to eat me?"

"I don't eat junk food"

[DynoTom]

"If you don't have my money for me, I'll crack your f**king head in front of everyone in the bank. And just about the time I get out of jail, hopefully, you'll be coming out of your coma. But guess what? I'll crack your f**king head again! 'Cause I'm f**king stupid!"

[Flicktitty]

Isn't that Gone With The Wind?
:thumbsup yeap!


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Let me tell you what Melba Toast is packin' right here, all right. We got 4:11 Positrac outback, 750 double pumper, Edelbrock intake, bored over 30, 11 to 1 pop-up pistons, turbo-jet 390 horsepower. We're talkin' some ******' muscle.

[MT98Z]

"If you don't have my money for me, I'll crack your f**king head in front of everyone in the bank. And just about the time I get out of jail, hopefully, you'll be coming out of your coma. But guess what? I'll crack your f**king head again! 'Cause I'm f**king stupid!"

Casino.

[fireguyrick]

If it bleeds we can kill it is from Predator, right?

Only ARnold and Carl Weathers flick I can think of.

Rick

[fireguyrick]

"You want a toe? I can get you a toe, believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don't wanna know about it, believe me!"

Rick

[MT98Z]

If it bleeds we can kill it is from Predator, right?

Only ARnold and Carl Weathers flick I can think of.

Rick
Yea you got it.

[DynoTom]

Slingblade?


Yep!

[DynoTom]

"What if you do got me boxed in and I gotta put you down? Cause no matter what, you will not get in my way. We've been face to face, yeah. But I will not hesitate. Not for a second."

[DynoTom]

"If you want the ultimate, you've got to be willing to pay the ultimate price. It's not tragic to die doing what you love."

[USMARINE1108]

"If you want the ultimate, you've got to be willing to pay the ultimate price. It's not tragic to die doing what you love."

Its that movie where Keanu Reeves is an FBI agent and he learns to surf to catch bank robbers. Got Patric Swayze in it too........... I can't think of it.

[USMARINE1108]

Wolverines!

Still no guesses?

[Waver]

Its that movie where Keanu Reeves is an FBI agent and he learns to surf to catch bank robbers. Got Patric Swayze in it too........... I can't think of it.


point break, love that movie, one of the few keanu reeves movies I like....it also has gary bucy in it too

[Waver]

And now my friend, the first-a rule of Italian driving.

{ rips down rear view mirror }

What's-a behind me is not important.

gumball rally, that was franco (aka raul julia)

[stowsea]

Still no guesses?
napoleon dynamite

[USMARINE1108]

napoleon dynamite

nope

[wikked]

"Try not to suck any dìck on your way to the parking lot!"

[DynoTom]

"In this country, you gotta make the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, then you get the women."

[DynoTom]

"Well today I'm gonna be picking up my Hemi Roadrunner. That's right, I said Hemi."

[Flicktitty]

"Well today I'm gonna be picking up my Hemi Roadrunner. That's right, I said Hemi."
Joe Dirt


"In this country, you gotta make the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, then you get the women."
Scarface

[fireguyrick]

"In this country, you gotta make the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, then you get the women."

- Scarface

"Well today I'm gonna be picking up my Hemi Roadrunner. That's right, I said Hemi."

-Joe Dirt?

Rick

[H8RADE]

" my old man told me before he left this shitty world...."

Harley Davidson and the Marlboro Man.

'If you were shootin' shit...you wouldnt' catch a whiff!'

[DynoTom]

All you have to do is follow three simple rules. One, never underestimate your opponent. Expect the unexpected. Two, take it outside. Never start anything inside the bar unless it's absolutely necessary. And three, be nice.

[DynoTom]

"In this country, you gotta make the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, then you get the women."

- Scarface

"Well today I'm gonna be picking up my Hemi Roadrunner. That's right, I said Hemi."

-Joe Dirt?

Rick


Yes !

[moels]

"What if you do got me boxed in and I gotta put you down? Cause no matter what, you will not get in my way. We've been face to face, yeah. But I will not hesitate. Not for a second."

Heat! - F'n awesome movie

Pacino and Deniro talking in the restaraunt.

[moels]

All you have to do is follow three simple rules. One, never underestimate your opponent. Expect the unexpected. Two, take it outside. Never start anything inside the bar unless it's absolutely necessary. And three, be nice.


Roadhouse

[moels]

Still no guesses?

Wolverines!

From Red Dawn - another great movie.

[DynoTom]

Roadhouse

I thought Roadhouse was a pretty cool movie......Some parts were kind of stupid but, overall it was good.....

[moels]

I really enjoying flipping Roadhouse in the DVD player every now and then. Good lines in it and the girls are nice too.

[twicks69]

"Negative Ghostrider, the pattern is full."

[twicks69]

All you have to do is follow three simple rules. One, never underestimate your opponent. Expect the unexpected. Two, take it outside. Never start anything inside the bar unless it's absolutely necessary. And three, be nice.


Nothing like a Patrick Swayze quote :thumbsup

[moels]

"Negative Ghostrider, the pattern is full."

Top Gun

Hey Mav, you got the number to that truck driving school we saw on tv?

[H8RADE]

My wife is not the issue here! I hope that my wife will someday learn to live on her allowance, which is ample, but if she doesn't, sir, that will be her problem, not mine, just as your rug is your problem, just as every bum's lot in life is his own responsibility regardless of whom he chooses to blame. I didn't blame anyone for the loss of my legs, some Chinaman in Korea took them from me but I went out and achieved anyway.

[fireguyrick]

My wife is not the issue here! I hope that my wife will someday learn to live on her allowance, which is ample, but if she doesn't, sir, that will be her problem, not mine, just as your rug is your problem, just as every bum's lot in life is his own responsibility regardless of whom he chooses to blame. I didn't blame anyone for the loss of my legs, some Chinaman in Korea took them from me but I went out and achieved anyway.


The Big Lebowski

Rick

[Ricky Bobby]

i wanna go fast :goof

[Flight_740]

"Why would I want to want to do the dishes"?

[Flight_740]

"Pontiac Trans am. It's the car I have always wanted and now I have it. I rule!!"

[Teufelhunden]

i wanna go fast :goof
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby

[Teufelhunden]

"Pontiac Trans am. It's the car I have always wanted and now I have it. I rule!!"Kevin Spacey, American Beauty

[Prince Valiant]

"Get me a box of condoms, and some....uh...what was that stuff? You know...We used to eat it all the time back in the day?..................oh yeah, p()ssy!"

[Teufelhunden]

Dogs and cats living together............Mass hysteria!!!!!!!!!!!!!Ghostbusters.

[Teufelhunden]

"I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death..."

[Prince Valiant]

"I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death..."shudder....dune.

[Teufelhunden]

"My God, what is that smell?"
"That's the smell of desire my lady."

[Teufelhunden]

shudder....dune. :nose_up_smiley:

[Mudd Runner]

"You want the big one i've got the big one"

[supra213]

"Get me a box of condoms, and some....uh...what was that stuff? You know...We used to eat it all the time back in the day?..................oh yeah, p()ssy!"

Half Baked

[supra213]

"I want you to sweep the leg"

[supra213]

You disgust me how can you live with yourself
Just cool it zippy
You sit on a throne of lies.... you stink, you smell like beef and cheese you don't smell like santa.

[moels]

"I want you to sweep the leg"

Karate Kid

[supra213]

"I wasn't just going to ram it home. I was going to lube it up first and ease it in......like a gentleman"

[supra213]

Karate Kid
yes

[moels]

You disgust me how can you live with yourself
Just cool it zippy
You sit on a throne of lies.... you stink, you smell like beef and cheese you don't smell like santa.

Bad Santa

[wikked]

"Try not to suck any dìck on your way to the parking lot!"

either this got lost in the shuffle or no one's seen the best movie ever :goof

[moels]

either this got lost in the shuffle or no one's seen the best movie ever :goof


Could it be " Team America" ??

[Greg@GLD]

"What we've got here... is failure... to communicate."

[Greg@GLD]

Porsche. There is no substitute...

[Greg@GLD]

"I fear all we have done is awaken a sleeping giant, and strengthen his resolve...

[Greg@GLD]

You keep talking like that and I'll kick you so hard you'll be wearing your ass for a hat...

[Bobby "Big Daddy" Flay]

Let me tell you what Melba Toast is packin' right here, all right. We got 4:11 Positrac outback, 750 double pumper, Edelbrock intake, bored over 30, 11 to 1 pop-up pistons, turbo-jet 390 horsepower. We're talkin' some ******' muscle.
Dazed and Confused

[nismodave]

All of Gregs Quotes.....

1-Cool Hand Luke

2-Risky Buisness

3-Tora Tora Tora

4- Weird Science

[Greg@GLD]

1-Cool Hand Luke

2-Risky Buisness

3-Tora Tora Tora

4- Weird Science


OUTSTANDING DAVE!!! :thumbsup

[Greg@GLD]

You keep talking like that and I'll kick you so hard you'll be wearing your ass for a hat...


Dave you didn't get this one.

Hint: Clint Eastwood movie. (But he does not say the line!)

[Bobby "Big Daddy" Flay]

"You Hawk? I'm Smasher. I got a thousand saying that i can tare your arm off"

[Greg@GLD]

"I'm your worst f-ing nightmare redneck! A nigga with a badge!"

[nismodave]

"You think youre BIG TIME???? Youre gonna DIE!!! BIG TIME!!'

[Greg@GLD]

Mah top end is unnnnnnn limited!"

[nismodave]

"I'm your worst f-ing nightmare redneck! A nigga with a badge!"

48 Hours

[Greg@GLD]

48 Hours


Bingo. Now what about the Clint Eastwood one? Anybody? It's a hell of a great movie!

Same movie: It doesn't have to be this way. You can turn around and walk away...

[Bobby "Big Daddy" Flay]

You keep talking like that and I'll kick you so hard you'll be wearing your ass for a hat...
The Rookie?

[Baddriver01]

"Try not to suck any dìck on your way to the parking lot!"

either this got lost in the shuffle or no one's seen the best movie ever :goof

Clerks...gosh I hope I'm not the only one who knew that!!!

Try this:

I'm pissed now, Joboo. Look, I go to you. I stick up for you. You no help me now, I say, fu** you, Joboo. I do it myself.

[moels]

Bingo. Now what about the Clint Eastwood one? Anybody? It's a hell of a great movie!

Same movie: It doesn't have to be this way. You can turn around and walk away...

That wouldn't be Heartbreak Ridge would it Greg?

[Greg@GLD]

The Rookie?


Nope.

Another hint: It takes place during the civil war.

I figured a bunch of ya have seen this movie...!

[Greg@GLD]

That wouldn't be Heartbreak Ridge would it Greg?

No sir.

[moels]

"You Hawk? I'm Smasher. I got a thousand saying that i can tare your arm off"

Over the Top

[Bobby "Big Daddy" Flay]

Over the Top
Yes sir

[moels]

No sir.

Unforgiven?

[supra213]

Bad Santa

Nope. Another hint. "What about this.... a tribe of asparagus children, but their self concious about the way their pee smells"

[fireguyrick]

Greg, it is not the good, the bad, and the ugly is it? That is the only Clint Eastwood movie that I can remember that takes place during the Civil War.

Rick

[Greg@GLD]

Nope.

Another few lines of dialog:

"Pa? Pa is that you? I got the gold right here paawww!"

"Gold? What gold?"

"He's crazy! There ain't no gold!"

[supra213]

I'm pissed now, Joboo. Look, I go to you. I stick up for you. You no help me now, I say, fu** you, Joboo. I do it myself.

It should be a crime if your from Milwaukee and you don't know.... Major League

[Greg@GLD]

Greg, it is not the good, the bad, and the ugly is it? That is the only Clint Eastwood movie that I can remember that takes place during the Civil War.

Rick

Oh, there's one more... One of his better movies. :D

[fireguyrick]

The Outlaw Josey Wales?

Rick

[moels]

Oh, there's one more... One of his better movies. :D

Outlaw Josey Wales?????

[Greg@GLD]

Finally!!! Yes correct.

[moels]

Call that a tie, hey Rick? lol

[supra213]

"I wasn't just going to ram it home. I was going to lube it up first and ease it in......like a gentleman"

No guesses. This movie is IMO one of his funniest movies. Another hint perhaps
"Hey ringworm. Yeah, I'm talking to you, you toxic waste of life. You gonna pick up that but? Or do I have to glue it to the end of my shoe and stick it in your big fat pimply A Hole.

Hey man, take it easy. Its just a cigarette.

Oh yeah, Well this is just a fist. But when I start throwing it around it can leave one hell of a mess."

[fireguyrick]

No guesses. This movie is IMO one of his funniest movies. Another hint perhaps
"Hey ringworm. Yeah, I'm talking to you, you toxic waste of life. You gonna pick up that but? Or do I have to glue it to the end of my shoe and stick it in your big fat pimply A Hole.

Hey man, take it easy. Its just a cigarette.

Oh yeah, Well this is just a fist. But when I start throwing it around it can leave one hell of a mess."


Me, Myself, and Irene.

Rick

[supra213]

Me, Myself, and Irene.

Rick
You are correct sir

[theavenger333]

"where are you going to go"
"look in the newspaper, you'll be able to find me"
"what section"
"obituaries"

[stowsea]

"where are you going to go"
"look in the newspaper, you'll be able to find me"
"what section"
"obituaries"
The Punisher

"I saw him fart a plum.......i was plum suprised"

[hrsp]

Harley Davidson and the Marlboro Man.

'If you were shootin' shit...you wouldnt' catch a whiff!'



YES..that movie is the shit!!!+!

[Waver]

we can stay here and get the shit kicked out out of us, or, we can fight our way back, into the light, we can climb out of hell, one inch at a time.

[stowsea]

we can stay here and get the shit kicked out out of us, or, we can fight our way back, into the light, we can climb out of hell, one inch at a time.
any given sunday

[Waver]

any given sunday

yep good ass movie....

[stowsea]

"I saw him fart a plum.......i was plum suprised"

[fireguyrick]

"I saw him fart a plum.......i was plum suprised"

Beerfest

Rick

[Todd Z]

"You squirrels better have some nuts in your mouth"
" Nebaum, Did you cum?"
"Pull this yellow P.O.S. over"
"My +#@& is in the punch"
I could go on with every line from this movie. It might be already in this thread but I did not read all of it.

[nismodave]

"You think youre BIG TIME???? Youre gonna DIE!!! BIG TIME!!'

Nobody???

[fireguyrick]

Nobody???


I want to say Carlito's Way, but that might just because I was watching it tonight.

Rick

[nismodave]

Bingo........I was watching it last night.

[HITMAN]

Sorry guy but screw the game. I just don't have the time so I just copied and pasted my post from a similar thread from www.seatstaysup.com

Here are a few I really enjoy...

John Bender, Breakfast club:
"Stupid, worthless, no good, goddamn, freeloading son of a btch. Retarded, big mouth, know-it-all, asshole, jerk. You forgot ugly, lazy and disrespectful. Shut up btch. Go fix me a turkey pot pie."

Blade:
"Some motherfvckers always trying to ice skate uphill."

Jeff Spicolli, Fast Times At Ridgemont High:
"People on Quaaludes should not drive!"

"Dude, that's my skull...I'm soooo wasted!"

Bill Munny, Unforgiven:
"It's a helluva thing to kill a man; you take all he's got, and all he's ever going to have..."

"I'll kill any man who takes a shot at me, kill his wife, burn down his house, kill all his friends! You better bury Ned right. You better not cut up nor otherwise harm no whores, or I'll come back and kill every one of you sons of bitches."

Dirty Harry, Magnum Force:
"Nothing wrong with shooting, so long as the right people get shot..."

Bluto, Animal House:
"They took the bar, the whole fvcking bar!"

"See if you can guess what I am now...I'm a zit, get it?"

Flounder, Animal House:
"You guys playing cards?"

Niedermeyer, Animal House:
"You're all worthless and weak! Now drop and give me twenty!"

Dean Wormer, Animal House:
"Who dropped a whole truckload of fizzies into the swim meet? Who delivered the medical school cadavers to the alumni dinner? Every Halloween, the trees are filled with underwear. Every spring, the toilets explode."

Otter, Animal House:
"We are going to die..."

Critical Bill, Things To Do In Denver When You're Dead:
"I am Godzilla, You are Japan!"

Jules, Pulp Fiction:
"Say "What" again! C'mon, say "What" again! I dare ya, I double dare ya motherfvcker, say "What" one more goddamn time!"

"Oh, oh, you ready to blow? Well, I'm a mushroom cloud-layin' motherfvcker, motherfvcker! Every time my fingers touch brain, I'm Superfly TNT, I'm The Guns Of The Navarone! In fact, what the fvck am I doing in the back? You're the motherfvcker should be on brain detail. We're fvcking switching. I'm washing the windows and you're picking up pieces of this n*gga's skull."

Principal, Billy Madison:
"Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul."

[purpl72olds]

"You squirrels better have some nuts in your mouth"
" Nebaum, Did you cum?"
"Pull this yellow P.O.S. over"
"My +#@& is in the punch"
I could go on with every line from this movie. It might be already in this thread but I did not read all of it.



Hollywood Knights

[purpl72olds]

"Im a bad, bad, man"
"like a ghetto smurf"
"Elvis is back"
"You need a roll model !"
Man that guy can drive
WHAT, WHAT?
I mean its mostly the car, has to be the car

[Brandon W.]

If I'm not back in five minutes... wait longer!


As long as people are still having premarital sex with many anonymous partners while at the same time experimenting with mind-expanding drugs in a consequence free environment, I'll be sound as a pound!


I'm a mawg: half man, half dog. I'm my own best friend!

[fireguyrick]

If I'm not back in five minutes... wait longer!


As long as people are still having premarital sex with many anonymous partners while at the same time experimenting with mind-expanding drugs in a consequence free environment, I'll be sound as a pound!


I'm a mawg: half man, half dog. I'm my own best friend!


1. Not sure

2. Austin Powers (the first one)

3. Spaceballs

Rick

[supra213]

If I'm not back in five minutes... wait longer!


Ace Ventura - pet detective

[supra213]

"The fact that you've got replica written down the side of your guns. And the fact that I've got Desert Eagle point 5 0 written down the side of mine, should precipitate your balls into shrinking in its presence. Now.... F#@! Off"

[946speedz]

lock stock and two smoking barrels

[supra213]

No but a VERY good guess. Right actor, wrong movie.

[Bobby "Big Daddy" Flay]

"Im a bad, bad, man"
"like a ghetto smurf"
"Elvis is back"
"You need a roll model !"
Man that guy can drive
WHAT, WHAT?
I mean its mostly the car, has to be the car
Gone in 60 Seconds

[fireguyrick]

"The fact that you've got replica written down the side of your guns. And the fact that I've got Desert Eagle point 5 0 written down the side of mine, should precipitate your balls into shrinking in its presence. Now.... F#@! Off"

Snatch

Rick

[Nix]

I cant remember these lines word for word exactly but it goes something like this...

"Next time you run that piece of shit in here run it with an exhaust hose"

"Well if you clean up around the shop and put the toilet paper on the spools and such I'll let you dig through my junk heap. gee thanks but Im going to have to think abot it.. WELL DONT THINK ABOUT IT TOO LONG OR i'LL THROW YOU OUT ON YOUR PHUCKIN ASS!!"

"I herd that one of them actually deficated on your dashboard? Shit wips up don't it?"

"No smoking aloud in the shop either, ohh sir I dont smoke, quite I know a punk when I see one and I think Im lookin at one right now." "Sir I thought there was no smoking in the shop, then why are those gentlemen somking overe there?" Keep your mouth shut JACK!

Just a few form an awesome classic.

[Bobby "Big Daddy" Flay]

I cant remember these lines word for word exactly but it goes something like this...

"Next time you run that piece of shit in here run it with an exhaust hose"

"Well if you clean up around the shop and put the toilet paper on the spools and such I'll let you dig through my junk heap. gee thanks but Im going to have to think abot it.. WELL DONT THINK ABOUT IT TOO LONG OR i'LL THROW YOU OUT ON YOUR PHUCKIN ASS!!"

"I herd that one of them actually deficated on your dashboard? Shit wips up don't it?"

"No smoking aloud in the shop either, ohh sir I dont smoke, quite I know a punk when I see one and I think Im lookin at one right now." "Sir I thought there was no smoking in the shop, then why are those gentlemen somking overe there?" Keep your mouth shut JACK!

Just a few form an awesome classic.
Christine

[Reverend Cooper]

"i've Crapped Bigger Pieces Of Corn Than Yoooo"

[Bobby "Big Daddy" Flay]

"i've Crapped Bigger Pieces Of Corn Than Yoooo"
Austin Powers, The Spy Who Shagged Me

[Nix]

Christine


You got it.:thumbsup

[stowsea]

Remember, I have more guns than you!

[Bobby "Big Daddy" Flay]

"Will somebody get this moving carpet out of my way?"

[tbarsch]

How about...

"Your @ss looks like 150 pounds of chewed bubble gum..."

[Cryptic]

How about...

"Your @ss looks like 150 pounds of chewed bubble gum..."

correction it's:

"Private Pyle, you look like 150 pounds of chewed bubble gum"
Full Metal Jacket

--------



Do you know what "nemesis" means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an 'orrible cvnt... me.

[wikked]

"Does Barry Manilow know you raid his wardrobe?"

[DirtyMax]

"That watch costs more than you car. I made $970,000 last year. How much you make? You see pal, that's who I am, and you're nothing. Nice guy? I don't give a shit. Good father? Fvck you! Go home and play with your kids. You wanna work here - close! You think this is abuse? You think this is abuse, you cocksucker? You can't take this, how can you take the abuse you get on a sit? You don't like it, leave."

[Red97GTP]

^^Boiler Room??^^

[DirtyMax]

^^Boiler Room??^^

Close... a few years older. ;)

[tbarsch]

correction it's:

"Private Pyle, you look like 150 pounds of chewed bubble gum"
Full Metal Jacket

--------

correct movie - incorrect correction...

Taken from the script -




HARTMAN

Your ass looks like about a hundred and fifty

pounds of

chewed bubble gum, Pyle. Do you

know that?



PYLE


Sir, yes, sir!

[Al]

Movie Quote:

"What did one shepherd say to the other shepherd?"

"Lets get the flock out of here!"

[Cryptic]

correct movie - incorrect correction...

so i still screwed it up :durr

[MT98Z]

Movie Quote:

"What did one shepherd say to the other shepherd?"

"Lets get the flock out of here!"

Its leathal weapon #1.

[Reverend Cooper]

christ he's tiny

[Big Boost]

"That watch costs more than you car. I made $970,000 last year. How much you make? You see pal, that's who I am, and you're nothing. Nice guy? I don't give a shit. Good father? Fvck you! Go home and play with your kids. You wanna work here - close! You think this is abuse? You think this is abuse, you cocksucker? You can't take this, how can you take the abuse you get on a sit? You don't like it, leave."

Every sales person should know this one........
Glen Gary, Glen Ross

"Coffee is for closers............."

[Brandon W.]

"The fact that you've got replica written down the side of your guns. And the fact that I've got Desert Eagle point 5 0 written down the side of mine, should precipitate your balls into shrinking in its presence. Now.... F#@! Off"


i was looking for that quote..when my step-dad got his Dessert Eagle 44.cal i was thinking about that the whole day..:rolf :rolf +1 for you

[Al]

Its leathal weapon #1.

Yep.

[Al]

Movie Quote:

"What the hell are you doing here?"
__"Me, what the hell are you doing here"
"Being shot in the butt!"

[Bobby "Big Daddy" Flay]

Movie Quote:

"What the hell are you doing here?"
__"Me, what the hell are you doing here"
"Being shot in the butt!"
Bird on a Wire

[nismodave]

christ he's tiny

The Spy Who Shagged take Me.........And what women say to you after take your pants off.:rolf

[stowsea]

"The fact that you've got replica written down the side of your guns. And the fact that I've got Desert Eagle point 5 0 written down the side of mine, should precipitate your balls into shrinking in its presence. Now.... F#@! Off"
lord of waR?

[Mudd Runner]

"The fact that you've got replica written down the side of your guns. And the fact that I've got Desert Eagle point 5 0 written down the side of mine, should precipitate your balls into shrinking in its presence. Now.... F#@! Off"

Thats from Snatch

[supra213]

Snatch

Rick

Correct.

[supra213]

"I could tolerate any insurance seminar. I could sit there for days listening to them go on an on with a big smile on my face. And they'd say how can you stand it. And I'd say cause I've been with Del Griffeth, I can take anything."

[nismodave]

"I could tolerate any insurance seminar. I could sit there for days listening to them go on an on with a big smile on my face. And they'd say how can you stand it. And I'd say cause I've been with Del Griffeth, I can take anything."

LMAO........

PLANES TRAINS AND AUTOMOBILES!!!!!

AN AWESOME MOVIE!!!!

[supra213]

:thumbsup

[Al]

Bird on a Wire

Am I just making these easy?

This one is from a good movie (easy too):
"Pacman!!!"

[supra213]

"He's out. And you're out, too. And I dont think I'm in, either. No gang!"

"Okay. There, you see the star is me, right there, and I'll be in there. The X is Anthony. Bob, you're the zero out here in the car."

"Bob Mapplethorpe, potential get-away driver: go!
-Well, I think there's a real air of mystery about me.
Don't complicate it. Your number one strength is you have a car you can provide. Sell yourself! Start over. Ready, go!
-Okay, alright. I'm a risk taker! I'm growin' an entire crop of marijuana plants in my parents back yard! I think that shows...
Wait, you're growing an entire crop of marijuana in your back yard?
-......, look. I'm just not very good at this selling-yourself stuff, okay? So, I'm just gonna tell you the truth. I really wanna be a part of this team. And I'm the only one with a car.
That's good. That's good. 'Cause that hits me right here."

[67-400]

"Well SOMETHING had to break the window, SOMETHING had to hit the stereo." "Why is the floor wet TODD?" "I don't know MARGO"

[MT98Z]

"Well SOMETHING had to break the window, SOMETHING had to hit the stereo." "Why is the floor wet TODD?" "I don't know MARGO"
Christams Vacation or what ever it was called with Chevy Chase.:rolf

[Reverend Cooper]

10-4 good buddy pile o shit monkey nuts

[Reverend Cooper]

shake and bake baby shake and bake

[moels]

shake and bake baby shake and bake


Talladega Nights!! Awesome movie!

[Gregor]

I'm American, honey. Our names don't mean shit

[lasttimearound]

pulp fiction

[RanJer]

"you wern't going to eat me?"

"I don't eat junk food"

I didn't see any other guesses at this.. Ice Age

[88Nightmare]

It's 106 miles to Chicago. We've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses.......Hit it.

[lasttimearound]

blues brothers... shit yes

[RanJer]

damnit adam you beat me to it

[88Nightmare]

hahahaha.

blues brothers original was possibly one of the greatest comedies of all time

[RanJer]

Maybe a little harder one here..

"I have nothing... to live for out there."
'What is out there?'
"Boundless human stupidity."
'I can live with that.'

[lasttimearound]

haha thats the movie with that weird ass maze thing... i do believe it was called cube or something close...

[RanJer]

^ correct sir

[88Nightmare]

"From now on, you will speak only when spoken to, and the first and last words out of your filthy sewers will be Sir, do you maggots understand that?"

somethin other then blues brothers :D

[DirtyMax]

"From now on, you will speak only when spoken to, and the first and last words out of your filthy sewers will be Sir, do you maggots understand that?"

Full Metal Jacket I do believe...

Second time (at least) that this movie was cited in this thread!!
:headbang Great flick!



Next one:


"Went into the store just to get a beer. Came out an accessory to murder and armed robbery. It's funny like that in the hood sometimes. You never knew what was gonna happen, or when. After that I knew it was gonna be a long summer."

[HITMAN]

Menace II Society



"I'm a fvcking idiot because I can't make a lamp?"

"No. You're a genius because you can't make a lamp."

[supra213]

Breakfast Club

[stowsea]

how about this one..............I hope you all have hobo-stab insurance

[lasttimearound]

oh shit... accepted

[nismodave]

"You want to **** with me???? You're a CHOIR BOY compared to me....A ****ing CHIOR BOY!!!!!"

[HITMAN]

"You want to **** with me???? You're a CHOIR BOY compared to me....A ****ing CHIOR BOY!!!!!"

End Of Days


Here's one for you action movie fans...
"Shut that cunt's mouth or I'll come over there and fvckstart her head!"