juicedimpss
12-13-2006, 11:13 AM
My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant,
who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and
drinks.
As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing
Down the aisle and told us that "Captain Marvey has asked me
to announce that he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly, so lovely
people, if you could just put your trays up, that would be super."
On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed this well-dressed
and rather Arabic looking woman hadn't moved a muscle.
"Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines but I
asked you to raise your trazy-poo, so the main man can pitty-pat us on
The ground".
She calmly turned her head and said, "In my country, I am
called a Princess and I take orders from no one."
To which (I swear) the flight attendant replied, without missing
a beat, "Well, sweet- cheeks, in my country I'm called a Queen, so I
outrank you. Tray-up, *****."
who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and
drinks.
As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing
Down the aisle and told us that "Captain Marvey has asked me
to announce that he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly, so lovely
people, if you could just put your trays up, that would be super."
On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed this well-dressed
and rather Arabic looking woman hadn't moved a muscle.
"Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines but I
asked you to raise your trazy-poo, so the main man can pitty-pat us on
The ground".
She calmly turned her head and said, "In my country, I am
called a Princess and I take orders from no one."
To which (I swear) the flight attendant replied, without missing
a beat, "Well, sweet- cheeks, in my country I'm called a Queen, so I
outrank you. Tray-up, *****."