Korndogg
12-10-2006, 08:12 PM
WINTER BLONDE
As a trucker stops for a red light, a blonde catches
up. She jumps out of her car, runs up to his truck, and knocks on the
door. The trucker lowers the window, and she says "Hi, my name is
Heather and you are losing some of your load." The trucker ignores her
and proceeds down the street.
When the truck stops for another red light, the girl catches up again.
She jumps out of her car, runs up and knocks on the
door. Again, the trucker lowers the window. As if they've never spoken,
the blonde says brightly, "Hi, my name is Heather, and you are losing
some of your load!"
Shaking his head, the trucker ignores her again an d cont inues down the
street.
At the third red light, the same thing happens again.
All out of breath, the blonde gets out of her car, runs up,
knocks on the truckdoor.
The trucker rolls down the window. Again she says "Hi,
my name is Heather, and you are losing some of your load!"
When the light turns green the trucker revs up and
races to the next light.
When he stops this time, he hurriedly gets out of the
truck, and runs back to the blonde. He knocks on her window, and after
she lowers it, he says...
"Hi, my name is Kevin. It's winter in Wisconsin and
I'm driving the SALT TRUCK
As a trucker stops for a red light, a blonde catches
up. She jumps out of her car, runs up to his truck, and knocks on the
door. The trucker lowers the window, and she says "Hi, my name is
Heather and you are losing some of your load." The trucker ignores her
and proceeds down the street.
When the truck stops for another red light, the girl catches up again.
She jumps out of her car, runs up and knocks on the
door. Again, the trucker lowers the window. As if they've never spoken,
the blonde says brightly, "Hi, my name is Heather, and you are losing
some of your load!"
Shaking his head, the trucker ignores her again an d cont inues down the
street.
At the third red light, the same thing happens again.
All out of breath, the blonde gets out of her car, runs up,
knocks on the truckdoor.
The trucker rolls down the window. Again she says "Hi,
my name is Heather, and you are losing some of your load!"
When the light turns green the trucker revs up and
races to the next light.
When he stops this time, he hurriedly gets out of the
truck, and runs back to the blonde. He knocks on her window, and after
she lowers it, he says...
"Hi, my name is Kevin. It's winter in Wisconsin and
I'm driving the SALT TRUCK