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H8RADE
11-29-2006, 01:58 PM
91 Toyota 4x4 pick up
about 190k miles
22re 4 cylinder- runs well
auto transmission- shifts well
alpine cd player- works fine
2 8" subs-work fine
4x4- works great
33" BFGoodrich All Terrain TAs- good shape
american racing rims are in good shape
body is mostly recently washed
windsheild has a few cracks
sunroof glass is good
bucket seats!!!
bed liner...

I don't have a title for it, but neither does anyone else!!!
:devil

Recently tested road/field worthy.
Asking $1350 or best offer.

TopStreetDsm
11-29-2006, 02:01 PM
Why is this listed for $400 only a few listings down. I was going to offer the $400. Its not worth much more with no title.

Yooformula
11-29-2006, 02:06 PM
Can I take it for a test drive?

hrsp
11-29-2006, 02:48 PM
i'll offer the 1350..these trucks ARE A HOT ITEM!!!

Lash
11-29-2006, 02:58 PM
Why is this listed for $400 only a few listings down. I was going to offer the $400. Its not worth much more with no title.

Newbie?

http://brewcitymuscle.com/forum/showthread.php?t=17465

:goof

juicedimpss
11-29-2006, 02:59 PM
i'll offer the 1350..these trucks ARE A HOT ITEM!!!
ill up that and go 1375.

Prince Valiant
11-29-2006, 03:04 PM
Could I get a carfax on this thing?

DirtyMax
11-29-2006, 03:05 PM
I know of a truck that was for sale just like that behind a nursing home. Some bastard got to it the other night though before I could. I was planning a Thursday heist. Dammit. :(

H8RADE
11-29-2006, 03:26 PM
Could I get a carfax on this thing?

Sure.
The VIN is:
1-6-niner-B-comma-1-3-'pi-symbol'-Q-J30-and the peace sign.
No leinholders.

juicedimpss
11-29-2006, 03:28 PM
Sure.
The VIN is:
1-6-niner-B-comma-1-3-'pi-symbol'-Q-J30-and the peace sign.
No leinholders.
:rolf
wtf
im not sure what you smoked to come up with that,but +12465461534

DirtyMax
11-29-2006, 03:30 PM
A+ Seller! Fast Shipping. Item as Advertised. Replacement Steering Column Included. Would Buy from again.

nismodave
11-29-2006, 03:51 PM
Where is it parked?? So I can send some people to look at it.

Slow Joe
11-29-2006, 03:52 PM
Better yet where is it located so *I* can come look at it :rolf Wouldn't want a non-board member to have the second chance at displacing it within the universe...

H8RADE
11-29-2006, 04:10 PM
Memphis and 88Nightmare are working out a GroupBuy as we speak.
Yenko4Sale will be acting as an 'escrow account' to hold the funds until we can draft up ownership terms.

Slow Joe
11-29-2006, 04:12 PM
How can they be working out a group buy??? I've already displaced this ride... I'm guessing you havn't looked in your back yard in the last 5 minutes :rolf

BTW!!

Toyota Truck FS
-Light Body Damage
-4Cyl
-Auto
NO TITLE, DON'T ASK WHY!!!
A "STEAL" AT ONLY $1995!!

H8RADE
11-29-2006, 04:13 PM
How can they be working out a group buy??? I've already displaced this ride... I'm guessing you havn't looked in your back yard in the last 5 minutes :rolf

I was busy thinking about YOUR backyard.
YEP...ITS THAT KINDA PARTY...
:banana

88Nightmare
11-29-2006, 04:18 PM
take a trade for a 91 S10? rust free.

Slow Joe
11-29-2006, 04:22 PM
take a trade for a 91 S10? rust free.
Only if it's got a title... :rolf

88Nightmare
11-29-2006, 04:24 PM
what if the title was stolen?

Slow Joe
11-29-2006, 04:27 PM
Well, I guess a trade might be possible if the title has been displaced :durr Anyone else? The truck is being kept on 2nd & Clark... White folk invited for test drives, but only after dark... :rolf :rolf

88Nightmare
11-29-2006, 04:31 PM
asking for white folk... in the hood.... after dark... we're talkin about test driving a truck right?

TopStreetDsm
11-29-2006, 08:02 PM
??? I am genuinly confused...:eek: :confused

Slow Joe
11-29-2006, 08:27 PM
??? I am genuinly confused...:eek: :confused

Then you missed the thread that this thread is making fun of... Short story is that the truck you wanted more information on has been stolen. The case is under investigation by the BCM detective crew... :rolf

moels
11-29-2006, 08:34 PM
This is funny, I must make popcorn.

DirtyMax
11-29-2006, 09:57 PM
Xtra butter for me Wayner... :thumbsup

RanJer
11-29-2006, 10:17 PM
If anyone buys this and needs parts.. I got an extra one in my back yard... the body is shot but the rest of the truck is straight.. Someone just left it here the other night, no clue how it got here i swear..... $2200 for the whole truck, no title.

Suprisingly its also got
about 190k miles
22re 4 cylinder
auto transmission
alpine cd player
2 8" subs
4x4
33" BFGoodrich All Terrain TAs
american racing rims
windshield has a few cracks
sunroof
bucket seats
bed liner
Email: jer@istealbeatertrucks.org

hotshift13
11-29-2006, 10:40 PM
You guys are too funny, I never would have thought of this in a million years!! Thanks I needed a good laugh today............

TopStreetDsm
11-29-2006, 11:24 PM
You can call me Captin Obvious!

But no... Seriously... This truck is not available for purchase??? Cause I was gonna use the motor. If not I'll find something else to work.

Thats kinda funny that someone would steal a truck like that though.lol

A B4C Z
11-29-2006, 11:55 PM
Sure.
The VIN is:
1-6-niner-B-comma-1-3-'pi-symbol'-Q-J30-and the peace sign.
No leinholders.


Thats funny shit right there.

hrsp
11-30-2006, 03:37 AM
glad everyone is having fun at my expense.... dikk heads

95 TA - The Beast
11-30-2006, 09:06 AM
glad everyone is having fun at my expense.... dikk heads

No, before it was satire, but NOW we are having fun at your expense... :rolf :goof :durr

hrsp
11-30-2006, 02:29 PM
i know i was just messing around its funny....

H8RADE
12-01-2006, 09:20 AM
BTT
Now with Kraco plate speakers on a wooden board that rotate to face the back...a la Dodge Nitro.
There may or may not be a couple of circus folk 'squatting' in the cab.
http://www.simpsoncrazy.com/episodeguide/5F08.jpg

Poncho
12-01-2006, 07:08 PM
White folk invited for test drives, but only after dark... :rolf :rolf

thats what your mom said. :rolf

Slow Joe
12-01-2006, 07:23 PM
Dan, that's just how she rolls... :rolf Ok, enough about my mom, **** bag!

Poncho
12-01-2006, 08:15 PM
thats how she rolls is funny enough.

88Nightmare
12-01-2006, 08:48 PM
thats how she rolls is funny enough.

roll her around in flour and find the wet spot :durr

DirtyMax
12-07-2006, 09:56 AM
Rims and tires fit great. A+ Seller. Would buy from again.

H8RADE
12-07-2006, 11:06 PM
Rims and tires fit great. A+ Seller. Would buy from again.

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