My dog ate my wallet

[mike90lxII]

Damn Dog!!! all my credit cards and about $500 in cash.

Should I just shoot him or kick him around a little? Hope that plastic in his tummy doesn't kill him.

[Car Guy]

Damn Dog!!! all my credit cards and about $500 in cash.

Should I just shoot him or kick him around a little? Hope that plastic in his tummy doesn't kill him.


Just give it a little time, it'll come out the 'other end' in a day or so......:eek:

[DirtyMax]

You should keep it in your pocket. Then when your old lady is giving you head while watching documentaries about F14 Tomcats, your dough is safe. On the other hand, if your wallet was in your pocket when your dog ate it while getting head, then you, my friend, win the award for freakiest mofo on BCM. :rolf

[Silver350]

You should keep it in your pocket. Then when your old lady is giving you head while watching documentaries about F14 Tomcats, your dough is safe. On the other hand, if your wallet was in your pocket when your dog ate it while getting head, then you, my friend, win the award for freakiest mofo on BCM. :rolf

:rolf :thumbsup Good one

[mike90lxII]

You should keep it in your pocket. Then when your old lady is giving you head while watching documentaries about F14 Tomcats, your dough is safe. On the other hand, if your wallet was in your pocket when your dog ate it while getting head, then you, my friend, win the award for freakiest mofo on BCM. :rolf


don't like to involve the dog, could go to jail for that. On the other hand though it could get interestin'

[Prince Valiant]

My dog (gus) at my wallet too once...he destroyed my bank card and an older unused cc. I don't keep too much cash...probably only lost $40 bucks or so. They love the texture and taste of the leather though :mad:

[Cryptic]

why so much cash on you?

[mike90lxII]

I usually don't carry my wallet so I keep some cash in it just in case something pops up.

$500 isn't that much cash.

+ hookers cost money::banana1:

[DirtyMax]

hookers cost money::banana1:

Ah, now the truth surfaces.

P.S. You can't call them "your girl" when you compensate them in increments of time spent together... ;)

[mike90lxII]

Ah, now the truth surfaces.

P.S. You can't call them "your girl" when you compensate them in increments of time spent together... ;)

hey time = money, besides my girl likes hookers too

[Lash]

+ gay 'man hookers' cost money::banana1:

If you say so.

[mike90lxII]

What the **** is that shit? how did you do that? pretty ****ed up if you ask me.

[Lash]

Magic ...lol.

[Yooformula]

Ah, now the truth surfaces.

P.S. You can't call them "your girl" when you compensate them in increments of time spent together... ;)

Dammit! You beat me to it!:thumbsup