d0nut
10-12-2006, 09:57 AM
Time to lighten the mood here!
Honeymoon at Home:
Fred and Mary got married but can't afford a
honeymoon, so they go back to
Fred's Mom and Dad's for their first night together.
In the morning, Johnny, Fred's little brother, gets
up and has his breakfast.
As he is going out of the door to go to school, he
asks his mom if Fred and
Mary are up yet.
She replies, "No".
Johnny asks, "Do you know what I think?"
His mom replies, "I don't want to hear what you
think! Just go to school."
Johnny comes home for lunch and asks his mom, "Are
Fred and Mary up yet?"
She replies, "No."
Johnny says, "Do you know what I think?"
His mom replies, "Never mind what you think! Eat
your lunch and go back to
school."
After school, Johnny comes home and asks again, "Are
Fred and Mary up yet?"
His mom says, "No."
He asks, "Do you know what I think?"
His mom replies, "OK, now tell me what you think?"
He says: "Last night Fred came to my room and asked
for some Vaseline, and I
think I gave him my airplane glue."
Honeymoon at Home:
Fred and Mary got married but can't afford a
honeymoon, so they go back to
Fred's Mom and Dad's for their first night together.
In the morning, Johnny, Fred's little brother, gets
up and has his breakfast.
As he is going out of the door to go to school, he
asks his mom if Fred and
Mary are up yet.
She replies, "No".
Johnny asks, "Do you know what I think?"
His mom replies, "I don't want to hear what you
think! Just go to school."
Johnny comes home for lunch and asks his mom, "Are
Fred and Mary up yet?"
She replies, "No."
Johnny says, "Do you know what I think?"
His mom replies, "Never mind what you think! Eat
your lunch and go back to
school."
After school, Johnny comes home and asks again, "Are
Fred and Mary up yet?"
His mom says, "No."
He asks, "Do you know what I think?"
His mom replies, "OK, now tell me what you think?"
He says: "Last night Fred came to my room and asked
for some Vaseline, and I
think I gave him my airplane glue."