Just a small scratch!

[d0nut]

To my darling husband:

Before you return from your overseas trip I just want to let you
know about the small accident I had with the pick up truck when I turned into the driveway. Fortunately it's not to bad and I really didn't get hurt, so
please don't worry too much about me.

I was coming home from Wal-Mart, and when I turned into the
driveway I accidentally pushed down on the accelerator instead of the brake.

The garage door is slightly bent but the pick up fortunately came to a
halt when it bumped into your car.

I am really sorry but I know with your kind hearted personality you
will forgive me. You know how much I love you and care for you my sweet
heart.

I cannot wait to hold you in my arms again.

Your loving wife.

http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i286/d0nutd00d/Scratch.jpg

[GRAMPS SS]

To my darling husband:

Before you return from your overseas trip I just want to let you
know about the small accident I had with the pick up truck when I turned into the driveway. Fortunately it's not to bad and I really didn't get hurt, so
please don't worry too much about me.

I was coming home from Wal-Mart, and when I turned into the
driveway I accidentally pushed down on the accelerator instead of the brake.

The garage door is slightly bent but the pick up fortunately came to a
halt when it bumped into your car.

I am really sorry but I know with your kind hearted personality you
will forgive me. You know how much I love you and care for you my sweet
heart.

I cannot wait to hold you in my arms again.

Your loving wife.

http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i286/d0nutd00d/Scratch.jpg


where do you find this shiit,,,,funny as hell:rolf :rolf :rolf :rolf :rolf :rolf

[RanJer]

BWAHAHAHAHA :rolf :rolf :rolf
+1 for u

[d0nut]

I spend my days filtering the filth and jokes so you guys don't need to!

We know that was the only Ferrari in Arkansas.....

[UnderPSI]

Damn Ford owners :chair:

[wikked]

helloooo ex-wife!

[Crawlin]

HAHA, i saw the news article when that happened. There was some debate as to whether it was the track that went onto the Ferrari or the Ferrari drove under the truck. Is pretty funny :)

[DirtyMax]

Dear Soon to be Ex-Wife,

I hope these divorce papers find you in terrible health? Did you by chance have time to eat the D-Con I mailed home labeled as love candy?

Sincerely,
Your Ex Husband

[scaleracer]

lol:rolf

[Flight_740]

HAHA, i saw the news article when that happened. There was some debate as to whether it was the track that went onto the Ferrari or the Ferrari drove under the truck. Is pretty funny :)


Looks like the Ferrari went under the F-150 to me.

[Yooformula]

why was she driving the truck is what I want to know!?!?!There was a perfectly good moped in the garage!

[blackhorse]

Dear Soon to be Ex-Wife,

I hope these divorce papers find you in terrible health? Did you by chance have time to eat the D-Con I mailed home labeled as love candy?

Sincerely,
Your Ex Husband

:rolf :rolf :rolf thats funny:rolf :rolf :rolf

[fly5150]

Looks like the Ferrari went under the F-150 to me.
I disagree. If you look at the only visable damage on the truck, its on the rear quarter too hig to have been the Ferrari. There is no damage lower on the truck where the ferrari wold have gone under it. Also the garage door is under the truck, not under the ferrari. It really doesn't look like either one did it from this picture. Hmmm we will never know.

[mr. meaner]

Ah, if you look at the debris field and the angle of attack of the truck, it's clear the PU came from the left side of the pic, at an angle and up and over the Ferrari.

Either way, big f'n oops!

[SouthSide1]

thats the best you will be divorced before he gets home