Who's got the best "yo mama jokes"

[TwIzTiD Si]

Ill start it off with,

Yo mama so fat, she drives a spandex car...:banana1:

[BadAzzGTA89]

Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said "Moving."

Yo mama so poor she can't afford to pay attention!

Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell I hear the toilet flush!

Yo mama so poor when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people's fingers!

Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell she says,"DING!"

Yo mama so poor she went to McDonald's and put a milkshake on layaway.

Yo mama so poor your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk.

Yo mama so poor her face is on the front of a foodstamp.

Yo mama so poor she was in K-Mart with a box of Hefty bags. I said, "What ya doin'?" She said, "Buying luggage."

Yo mama so poor she drives a peanut.

Yo mama so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning.
:banana :banana :banana :banana :banana :banana

[GRM-REPR]

Yo mama' so fat, she needs a boomerrang to put her belt on.

[johnny--2k]

Yo mama' so fat, she wore a malcom x t-shirt and helicopters started landing on her.

yo mama' so fat, she heard it was gonna be chilly outside, so she ran out with a bowl and spoon

yo mama' so stupid, she ran into target with a bow & arrow

Yo mama' so nasty, she pours salt water down her pants to keep her crabs fresh.

Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized

Yo mama so hairy you almost died of rugburn at birth!

Yo mama so ugly even Rice Krispies won't talk to her!

Yo mama so ugly Ted Dansen wouldn't date her!

[BadAzzGTA89]

Yo mama so greasy she used bacon as a band-aid!

Yo mama so greasy she sweats Crisco!

Yo mama so greasy Texaco buys Oil from her

[BadAzzGTA89]

Yo mama feet are so big her shoes have to have license plates!

Yo mama aint so bad...she would give you the hair off of her back!

Yo mama lips so big, Chap Stick had to invent a spray.

It took yo mama 10 tries to get her drivers license, she couldnt get used to the front seat!

Yo mama hips are so big, people set their drinks on them.

Yo mama hair so nappy she has to take Tylenol just to comb it.

Yo mama so clumsy she got tangled up in a cordless phone.

Yo mama so wrinkled, she has to screw her hat on.

Yo mama twice the man you are.

Yo mama cross-eyed and watches TV in stereo.

Yo mama is missing a finger and can't count past nine.

Yo mama arms are so short, she has to tilt her head to scratch her ear.

Yo mama middle name is Rambo.

Yo mama in a wheelchair and says, "You ain't gonna puch me 'round no more."

Yo mama rouchy, the McDonalds she works in doesn't even serve Happy Meals.

Yo mama so stupid was born on Independence Day and can't remember her birthday.

Yo mama mouth so big, she speaks in surround sound.

Yo mama gums are so black she spits Yoo-hoo.

Yo mama breath smell so bad when she yawns her teeth duck.

I saw your mama at the freak show petting the world's largest turtle.

I saw your mama kicking a can down the street. I asked her what she was doing, and she said "Moving."

Yo mama teeth are so rotten, when she smiles they look like dice.
:rolf :rolf :rolf :rolf :rolf :rolf :banana :banana :banana :rolf :goof

[u_say_go]

your momma's so fat her nickname is "DAMN!"
your momma's so fat, if she was 2 inches shorter she'd be perfectly round.
your momma's so fat she qualifies for Group Health Insurance.
your momma's got one leg longer than the other, they call the b**ch hip-hop

your momma ain't got no back, that's why she's always frontin'.
your momma ain't got no eyes, talkin' about "I see what u sayin"

your momma's pu$$y so nasty, the crabs ride dune buggies!

[d0nut]

Your mama so black she has to wear white gloves when she eats Tootsie Rolls so she don't eat a finger.

Your mama so black that when she walks down the streets automatic lights come on on cars and poles.

[88Nightmare]

yo mommas so fat she fell into the grand canyon and got stuck

yo mommas so fat she uses a VCR as a beeper

yo mommas so ugly she could trick or treat over the phone

yo mommas such a whore, on halloween, her trick was the treat

yo mommas so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone

yo mommas so fat everytime she turns around its her birthday

yo mommas so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge

yo mommas so fat she got her own zip code

Yo momma so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on the her good side

yo mommas so fat she got more chins then a chinese phone book

yo mommas so fat everytime she walks around in high heels, she strikes oil

yo mommas so fat shes on both sides of your family

yo mommas so far her senior pictures had to be aerial photos

[88Nightmare]

yo mommas so fat she uses a mattress as a tampon

[Scales]

Yo mama's so nasty she puts ice in her draws to keep her crabs fresh.

[Anakonda69]

yo momma so stupid she put a peep hole in her screen door

yo momma so fat when she was in school she sat next to everybody

yo momma so fat i walked around her and got lost

[Al]

"She's so fat, the escape velocity at her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s."

~ Stephen Hawking

[TwIzTiD Si]

yo mamma so stupid she tried to wake up a sleeping bag

yo mamma so fat when she walks her legs talk to each other. they say Ill go by, then Ill let you go bye

yo mamma got crabs so big they ride around on dune buggies

yo mamma so nasty when she goes to take a bath the water jumps out and says Ill wait

yo mamma so fat she puts mayo on her asprine

yo mamma so fat she bleeds ragoo

yo mammas glasses so thick when she stairs at the sun her eyebrows catch on fire

[TwIzTiD Si]

:thumbsup Great jokes everone im still lmao.:thumbsup

[EVIL AWD]

Yo Mama so fat when she gets on the scale, it says to be continued.

Yo Mamas house is so small when I threw a rock through the window, I hit everybody.