H8RADE
09-21-2006, 05:44 PM
Waiting anxiously for MySpace date #5...
So much so, that I will get you started...
So I get a message on my profile from an older girl who is visiting WI to take a break from her daily life.
She is blonde, hot, not too clever, and very tan from her recent trip to the Caribbean.
After I pick her up, she starts going on about her new baby and how happy she is.
I start to get worried about some 'baby daddy' scenario, when she mentions another kid!!!
He passed away recently, though, so she is 'back to one' and 'doesn't want to talk about it'.
We go to Discovery World downtown so she can see 'how water works' and then head out for some lunch.
At lunch she says she dropped something and disappears under the table.
I was waiting for my zipper to come down, but she had a scissors, and just made my Dockers 'crotchless' under the table, trimming my coin purse at the same time.
I won't go into details, but Anna Nicole EEERRRRRRRRRRR MySpace date #5 has not left my house yet.
In fact, she is typing this as I ****-tate.
More to come...
http://hogwild.net/images/Misc/anna.nicole.smith-fat-crane.jpg
So much so, that I will get you started...
So I get a message on my profile from an older girl who is visiting WI to take a break from her daily life.
She is blonde, hot, not too clever, and very tan from her recent trip to the Caribbean.
After I pick her up, she starts going on about her new baby and how happy she is.
I start to get worried about some 'baby daddy' scenario, when she mentions another kid!!!
He passed away recently, though, so she is 'back to one' and 'doesn't want to talk about it'.
We go to Discovery World downtown so she can see 'how water works' and then head out for some lunch.
At lunch she says she dropped something and disappears under the table.
I was waiting for my zipper to come down, but she had a scissors, and just made my Dockers 'crotchless' under the table, trimming my coin purse at the same time.
I won't go into details, but Anna Nicole EEERRRRRRRRRRR MySpace date #5 has not left my house yet.
In fact, she is typing this as I ****-tate.
More to come...
http://hogwild.net/images/Misc/anna.nicole.smith-fat-crane.jpg