Calling Out Cutlass Queen

[GRAMPS SS]

and actually, for both of what i posted above, it's probably best left for the track. we are getting quite a bit faster with this stuff. i don't need slipping and sliding into each other. and i don't need a shitty shutdown like c-road is


go to upper t:thumbsup

[juicedimpss]

go to upper t:thumbsup
not with what those cars are capable of,thats not prudent.

[blackhorse]

not with what those cars are capable of,thats not prudent.

dAM rON WHY IS YOU USING THEM BIG WORDS:goof

[Crawlin]

your ghetto pass is gonna get revoked :)

[BAD LS1]

Tried to order one of them FR BRGR's at culvers today... the never heard of it, i told them it was advertised on this site?

[Crawlin]

BWAHAHAHA

only at Sonic :)

[BAD LS1]

They did have this hanging on the wall though for a new movie thats coming out!

http://img74.imageshack.us/img74/2865/nukegoodir0.jpg

[juicedimpss]

They did have this hanging on the wall though for a new movie thats coming out!

http://img74.imageshack.us/img74/2865/nukegoodir0.jpg
is that coppertop next to chris?

[scottie K]

:popcorn any one need any????

[Crawlin]

THAT CAN'T BE MY CAR.

first it's got clear corners. second of all, it's clean, hahahaha

[Crawlin]

tommy has 3x's the juice i did, and yet I'M the explosion? haha :)

[MT98Z]

No that will be me ,I will have 3x the amount you used.:devil

[GRAMPS SS]

friday looks like a busy day for someone

[Crawlin]

Mike, you already told me the jets you were using, don't tell me you are GONNA hve 3x, cause you already did :) haha

[BAD LS1]

That kit tim has was jetted for a 175 shot as he got it....

[MT98Z]

That kit tim has was jetted for a 175 shot as he got it....
Oh busted :rolf :rolf

[Crawlin]

HAHAHAHHAHAA

Tim should come out Friday night too! a real southside invasion

[nismodave]

:popcorn any one need any????

Yes Please.....:alcoholic

[FASTZ2895]

Hey half breed from Texas known as black z28. I hope that 250 shot that your running don't break anything. I'm still a Chevy guy, I don't like to see Chevy break like fords guy sh:t.:banana1: :headbang

[FASTZ2895]

Hey you know I have no problem running for :alcoholic :alcoholic :alcoholic :alcoholic :alcoholic :alcoholic :alcoholic :alcoholic :alcoholic :alcoholic :alcoholic :alcoholic :alcoholic :alcoholic :alcoholic :alcoholic :alcoholic :alcoholic :alcoholic :alcoholic :alcoholic :alcoholic :alcoholic :banana :banana :banana :banana :banana :banana :banana :banana


fastz2895,after we both get beat by coppertop,i would like a lane with you as well.
hell we can run for a beer and a shot at grecko's after the races.

[FASTZ2895]

So are we running on friday????
:banana1: :banana1:

holy shit this got wicked?

i like how people interpret "hey i want to race greg still like we talked about now that my car is running right" and their version of it is:

"your car's trash you piece of shit and i'm gonna land on that pile"

i don't get it. i see alot of people talking, so i just want in on the festivities.

Greg, we can do it for fun or money. That's up to you. But then it's heads up hoods shut. We have a guy flagging, and an exact finish line.

as for the copper top car(kinda is a cool color), still hitting the track up sometime right? cause i'm seeing alot of posting, but am i to assume you are meaning at the track still with all the people on your list?

[juicedimpss]

Hey you know I have no problem running for :alcoholic :alcoholic :alcoholic :alcoholic :alcoholic :alcoholic :alcoholic :alcoholic :alcoholic :alcoholic :alcoholic :alcoholic :alcoholic :alcoholic :alcoholic :alcoholic :alcoholic :alcoholic :alcoholic :alcoholic :alcoholic :alcoholic :alcoholic :banana :banana :banana :banana :banana :banana :banana :banana
so we are heading to the grove?
pro tree red light loses
:thumbsup

[Myles]

I dont think greg has to worry about red lighting a pro tree, im sure he will be tanked down there and will have a 23.75 reaction time

[FASTZ2895]

Hey it may be just how you called it, but it's still faster them you and Dorthy


I dont think greg has to worry about red lighting a pro tree, im sure he will be tanked down there and will have a 23.75 reaction time

[FASTZ2895]

So friday we're going to the track no firestone???:goof


so we are heading to the grove?
pro tree red light loses
:thumbsup

[juicedimpss]

So friday we're going to the track no firestone???:goof
im thinking so,i have some tuning to take care of.

[GRAMPS SS]

no firestone...there goes my friday night shot to hell

[juicedimpss]

no firestone...there goes my friday night shot to hell
come to the track,im going to hit the car with 125 shot now,screw that 60 hp shot i had before.
:rolf

[FASTZ2895]

Yeah right; just a 60 shot and now 125 shot. I believe more like a 200 shot than 125 shot:alcoholic :alcoholic. I talked to Larry and Eric about friday and pony tail. The throught is friday at firestone and tuesday at the grove. As for pony tail I done with being around him. I think the rest of your should do what ever.:nutkick :argue :flamet :flamet :feedback:


come to the track,im going to hit the car with 125 shot now,screw that 60 hp shot i had before.
:rolf

[juicedimpss]

Yeah right; just a 60 shot and now 125 shot. I believe more like a 200 shot than 125 shot:alcoholic :alcoholic. I talked to Larry and Eric about friday and pony tail. The throught is friday at firestone and tuesday at the grove. As for pony tail I done with being around him. I think the rest of your should do what ever.:nutkick :argue :flamet :flamet :feedback:
this stock worn out motor wouldnt be able to handle more than a 125,im skeered of 150.
ponytail=coppertop?

[Myles]

this stock worn out motor wouldnt be able to handle more than a 125,im skeered of 150.


that is why you need to spray everything you have at it. to end the season in a firey explosion of awesome

[juicedimpss]

that is why you need to spray everything you have at it. to end the season in a firey explosion of awesome
im saving that for KOTH

[Crawlin]

I'm heading to the track SOMETIME this weekend. So be it tomorrow or later, all depends on who else is wanting to go tomorrow.

[juicedimpss]

I'm heading to the track SOMETIME this weekend. So be it tomorrow or later, all depends on who else is wanting to go tomorrow.
i am willing to go tomorrow,should be entertaining.
:nitrous :nitrous

[FASTZ2895]

Well I need to know where to meet you, BTW I heard your car is in 12's if so I don't need to run you. As you can see my car runs in the 11.7, so why race something that's out of my league?:chair:


I'm heading to the track SOMETIME this weekend. So be it tomorrow or later, all depends on who else is wanting to go tomorrow.

[juicedimpss]

Well I need to know where to meet you, BTW I heard your car is in 12's if so I don't need to run you. As you can see my car runs in the 11.7, so why race something that's out of my league?:chair:
lol,the cat is out of the bag,everyone knows your 1/8 mile et
:rolf :rolf
crawlin slow azzz junky no radio having loud exhaust turd.

[nismodave]

Well I need to know where to meet you, BTW I heard your car is in 10's if so I don't need to run you. As you can see my car runs in the 11.7, so why race something that's out of my league?:chair:

Gregg --->:crying

[juicedimpss]

Gregg --->:crying
:rolf :rolf
you really meant....
:alcoholic :crying

[Crawlin]

yeah, people like to talk alot. HA that's a pipe dream.

and ron, you are mistaken, i gave YOU the radio delete plate. i have the CD player blaring as i cruise down the freeway

[FASTZ2895]

Hey Dave at least I know what I'm racing. I don't think a chevy for being slow B:tch:headbang :headbang :banana1: :banana1:



Gregg --->:crying

[nismodave]

Hey Dave at least I know what I'm racing and don't a chevy for slow B:tch:headbang :headbang :banana1: :banana1:

:confused

[FASTZ2895]

:confused
read the edit

[juicedimpss]

read the edit
im confused.
maybe im slow like all us chevy guys.

[Bobby72GTO]

im confused.
maybe im slow like all us chevy guys.
Yep pretty much, but then again all the Pontiacs I know of are slow too. hmmmmm..... maybe GM's are just slow.

[fast86stang]

I'm back on the block, and I see some people need 'HOOKED ON PHONICS'. Anyway I'll be at the track on sunday.So whoever wants to race can take a lane. hint hint hint

[scottie K]

I'm back on the block, and I see some people need 'HOOKED ON PHONICS'. Anyway I'll be at the track on sunday.So whoever wants to race can take a lane. hint hint hint



memememememememe R u tryn to tell me i nedd lerning speling??????????

[Crawlin]

uh oh, might have to make a special exception to make it down there on sunday.

we were ready to call you last night to get you to come down. figured the rain/cold scared a good number of people off.

[fast86stang]

daaaaaaaawwwwwwwwggggggggggg u know im not talking about u

[FASTZ2895]

:fire So B:tch who are you referring to. I know you not ready for your winter to start because you winning is out of the question? As far as your NOS bottle you can get it. Just bring my gas can and everything else you have borrowed. :flipoff2:



daaaaaaaawwwwwwwwggggggggggg u know im not talking about u

[Bobby72GTO]

:fire So B:tch who are you referring to. I know you not ready for your winter to start because you winning is out of the question? As far as your NOS bottle you can get it. Just bring my gas can and everything else you have borrowed. :flipoff2:
WOW you guys should really race and get this feud settled. :wow

[Crawlin]

daaaaaaaawwwwwwwwggggggggggg u know im not talking about u


why aren't you refering to me? in previous posts you were :)

i missed the day though. too much other shit going on :)

[nismodave]

WOW you guys should really race and get this feud settled. :wow

Those 2 have been goin at it for as long as Ive known them both. LOL. :rolf

[FASTZ2895]

I heard that Big Worm /pony tail took him fraustation out on a 17 sec 79 nova. He don't run someone who'd faster than him. But he will run some one ssssllllooowwwer for 400 hundit. :drool:



Those 2 have been goin at it for as long as Ive known them both. LOL. :rolf

[Myles]

roflcopter

[FASTZ2895]

what :confused


roflcopter

[Myles]

dont worry about it you drunk slowwass

[Bobby72GTO]

roflcopter
Oh boy, I can't believe you went there.:rolf

[FASTZ2895]

Hey when are you gone trade that donkey and cart in for a real race car:headbang When you get a car I hope you get a booster seat with it:chair: Or maybe you can place wood blocks on the gas and brake pedal:alcoholic :guns1 :flipoff:



dont worry about it you drunk slowwass

[Myles]

Hey when are you gone trade that donkey and cart in for a real race car:headbang When you get a car I hope you get a booster seat with it:chair: Or maybe you can place wood blocks on the gas and brake pedal:alcoholic :guns1 :flipoff:


you get up this early?

[FASTZ2895]

U said it right: I get up in the morning. But in your case u are the same height standing up or laiding.:headbang


you get up this early?

[juicedimpss]

Hey when are you gone trade that donkey and cart in for a real race car:headbang When you get a car I hope you get a booster seat with it:chair: Or maybe you can place wood blocks on the gas and brake pedal:alcoholic :guns1 :flipoff:
damn,froto.........he got you there.
donkey and cart :rolf

[MT98Z]

Hey when are you gone trade that donkey and cart in for a real race car:headbang When you get a car I hope you get a booster seat with it:chair: Or maybe you can place wood blocks on the gas and brake pedal:alcoholic :guns1 :flipoff:
Now thats funny:rolf :rolf :rolf :rolf :rolf

[fast86stang]

Hey turtle, when responding to something i did please get the facts straight. Im sure if someone called u out with a slow azz car, u would race them for money. It wasnt my idea to set him out 20 cars.lol. Greg stop leaving messages and lock some money up. I came to firestone to lock up the money and u didnt want to race. I heard GEORGE is going to give u the money, so let me know when u want to race.

[Bobby72GTO]

"donkey and cart"

Damn maybe I shouldn't put my car back together, it is slower then Iussu car.

[Myles]

They are just jealous cause i can pimp the amish girls

[Bobby72GTO]

They are just jealous cause i can pimp the amish girls

:rolf I heard they are the wild ones in the sack.

[Myles]

you have to shave em first, they are a little hairy down there cause of the whole natural thing they go for. But they are all kinds of freaky in bed.

[Bobby72GTO]

Just have the trimmers ready and it's all good.

[Crawlin]

make sure they aren't "electric"

you know they don't go for that. just bring hedge clippers

[Myles]

make sure they aren't "electric"

you know they don't go for that. just bring hedge clippers


no, the electric shavers are part of the desensitizing. You have to break their will and make sure you demoralize them. Once they are so mentaly broken from seeing electricity working, and all the things technology has provided, they let everything go and generally sell for a good price in the sex slave market.

[Bobby72GTO]

no, the electric shavers are part of the desensitizing. You have to break their will and make sure you demoralize them. Once they are so mentaly broken from seeing electricity working, and all the things technology has provided, they let everything go and generally sell for a good price in the sex slave market.
:rolf :rolf :rolf omg Myles you are f**ked up.

[Myles]

it takes about a week before they are willing to do anal, but once they get used to it, they are crazy about it. light bondage and whipping is extra is you want that included.

[juicedimpss]

so,deana,are we going to race thursday?

[Myles]

hey wtf, stop hijacking.

[Bobby72GTO]

yeah what's up with that?

[Myles]

Anyways, if anyone wants one i can try to hook you up, they cook and clean and usually wont give any lip cause of the beatings they get in training.

[Bobby72GTO]

Anyways, if anyone wants one i can try to hook you up, they cook and clean and usually wont give any lip cause of the beatings they get in training.

:rolf :rolf :rolf I am laughing but I know it isn't right. Myles you are really f**ked in the head. lol

.....anyways so how much these girls go for?

[Myles]

:rolf :rolf :rolf I am laughing but I know it isn't right. Myles you are really f**ked in the head. lol

.....anyways so how much these girls go for?


ill take a trade on the mexican girl you are currently dating.

[Bobby72GTO]

No she is already bought and paid for; I am looking for a second girl.

[Myles]

oh well, what specs would you like? price depends on what you are looking for. If you want a threesome itll cost more to make the girl bisexual.

[Bobby72GTO]

....I see....hmmmmm....I'll pm you with the specs.

[Myles]

sounds like a plan

[BAD LS1]

it takes about a week before they are willing to do anal, but once they get used to it, they are crazy about it. light bondage and whipping is extra is you want that included.

She toss salads too?

[Myles]

She will do whatever you want her to do.

[BAD LS1]

She will do whatever you want her to do.

as long as she will toss another chicks salad, thats allright by me BWHAHAH

[Myles]

If she doesnt, just send her back and she will get a "reflash" of whats shes supposed to do. The first one is free, its extra everytime you want a new "program"

[BAD LS1]

If she doesnt, just send her back and she will get a "reflash" of whats shes supposed to do. The first one is free, its extra everytime you want a new "program"

Whats does the reflash? baseball bat?

[Myles]

depends on how much you want to change.

[Crawlin]

jelly or syrup.... i prefer syrup...

hahahah

[BAD LS1]

jelly or syrup.... i prefer syrup...

hahahah


Natural lube, her saliva!

[Myles]

Sorry chris, i only sell females, youll have to go somewhere else.

[Bobby72GTO]

Sorry chris, i only sell females, youll have to go somewhere else.

lol, wow what is this site coming too. Selling girls, parts, cars, you name it this sites got it.

[Myles]

im selling girls so i can fix my car.

[Crawlin]

you've never seen the Chris Rock standup? haha

and what's the return policy if they don't fit? or if they don't work the job intended? do i have 30 days no questions asked like circuit city? or is it shorted and/or no returns like a video game

[Bobby72GTO]

There you go, now you are thinking.

[Myles]

you get one free reprogram if she doesnt work the way she is intended, but if you want to return her you have to pay a restocking fee and you only get 1/3 of the price that you paid.

[Crawlin]

price based on age? or experience?

[Myles]

it depends what you want her to look like, we only sell 18-21 year old girls, after that age they expire and we just let them go on the street.

[Crawlin]

some of the best ones are the 32-35 though?

[FASTZ2895]

Hey Pony Tail you can lose any day you are ready. I will race you today tomorrow or whenever you sh:t is ready. BTW I have my own money and then I will have your money. You keep telling people I don't want to race you. If I remember correctly it was you who want me to throw the race!!!!!! To make it short I will race you when you have the balls to race me.:headbang :flipoff2:


Hey turtle, when responding to something i did please get the facts straight. Im sure if someone called u out with a slow azz car, u would race them for money. It wasnt my idea to set him out 20 cars.lol. Greg stop leaving messages and lock some money up. I came to firestone to lock up the money and u didnt want to race. I heard GEORGE is going to give u the money, so let me know when u want to race.

[Myles]

some of the best ones are the 32-35 though?

they will out perform any experianced woman you can find through normal dating ways. they are highly trained and highly skilled girls. but if you insist i can get them for you.

[nismodave]

Read z28s post, then read Iussus........Pretend you dont know the 2 conversations going on........LMAO

[juicedimpss]

some of the best ones are the 32-35 though?
i can attest to that.

[Myles]

rofl, ok ill change mine a little.

there all better

[Crawlin]

man this topic has been ALL OVER the board.

[juicedimpss]

man this topic has been ALL OVER the board.
I just noticed that.
I guess there will need to be a lesson in "creating a thread" for some people around here.

[Myles]

I just noticed that.
I guess there will need to be a lesson in "creating a thread" for some people around here.


oh cry more noob

[UnderPSI]

Yea, as long as it isn't another RSD thread or I am calling out the same person again thread.

[BAD LS1]

some of the best ones are the 32-35 though?


Ive had a 31 and 38 yr old lol they talked a TALL ****** game.... was not impressed at all.

Ive had more 18-21 yr olds that were complete freaks that wanted it anytime, anywhere, any hole.

Younger is better from my experience.

[juicedimpss]

oh cry more noob
-1 for you troll.
:rolf

[Bobby72GTO]

So Iussu what is the avg. price of one of these girls?

[Myles]

about 12 grand. They come with all clothing they need, and are house broken.

[BAD LS1]

They come with all clothing they need.

Are you sure about that? We are talking about females here.

[Myles]

Are you sure about that? We are talking about females here.

during training we remove the need for them to have 800 pairs of shoes and 3 outfits per shoe. So they come with enough clothes for 2 weeks without doing laundry, so they are set to go.

[Crawlin]

do they know how to do laundry? or is this the inbetween stage between manual washing and using an appliance

[Myles]

do they know how to do laundry? or is this the inbetween stage between manual washing and using an appliance


during the mental teardown and rebuild stage of the training they are forced to use and learn how to efficently use household appliances, they cook and clean like a professional.

[blackhorse]

Dam I think I wet myself.... I can just picture Myles saying this $h!t with A straight face:rolf :rolf :rolf :rolf

[Myles]

Dam I think I wet myself.... I can just picture Myles saying this $h!t with A straight face:rolf :rolf :rolf :rolf


whats sad is i probably could say it with a straight face too.

[juicedimpss]

Dam I think I wet myself.... I can just picture Myles saying this $h!t with A straight face:rolf :rolf :rolf :rolf
for some reason, i believe you wet yourself.

[Myles]

for some reason, i believe you wet yourself.
:rolf :rolf :rolf :rolf :rolf :rolf :rolf :rolf :rolf :rolf :rolf :rolf :rolf :rolf :rolf :rolf

[Cutlass Queen]

Damn how the hell did this post go from one topic to another one completely....I've missed a lot by not being on this website in a while...

Continue on :o)

[Bobby72GTO]

during training we remove the need for them to have 800 pairs of shoes and 3 outfits per shoe. So they come with enough clothes for 2 weeks without doing laundry, so they are set to go.

:rolf :rolf :rolf omfg, this thread is nuts. I could totally see you saying all this stuff wearing a suit and walking around a showroom showing off these girls and telling about them working. lol All with a straight face.:rolf

[juicedimpss]

Damn how the hell did this post go from one topic to another one completely....I've missed a lot by not being on this website in a while...

Continue on :o)
so are we going to run thursday?

[Myles]

Damn how the hell did this post go from one topic to another one completely....I've missed a lot by not being on this website in a while...

Continue on :o)


cause i was bored.

[Cutlass Queen]

I can't race Thursday but Friday night I'm probably going to be heading down there...u game?

[BAD LS1]

fooking mother fooker.... Come on the gross talk is going static here!

[Bobby72GTO]

Juiced is always game for racing.

[Myles]

fooking mother fooker.... Come on the gross talk is going static here!

i have a deal on a set of twins that like to do the double headed anal dildo thing if you want.

[BAD LS1]

Ass 2 Ass heh? sounds pretty sweet! Whats more impressive if they are taking a good foot each, at the diatmeter of a soda can!

[Bobby72GTO]

i have a deal on a set of twins that like to do the double headed anal dildo thing if you want.

omg, :rolf :rolf :rolf I can't f**king believe you. Too funny:banana

[BAD LS1]

Why is that no one will race on the 12th next week??!!

[Myles]

I would show you their favorite toy, but i do not think its apropiate. But they do enjoy pleasuring each others anal cavity.

[juicedimpss]

I can't race Thursday but Friday night I'm probably going to be heading down there...u game?
i will be at WIR this friday....come on up and beat down the cowtippers with us.

[Cutlass Queen]

Not exactly sure what it's going to run...did a few minor adjustments to it. Have to test it out at GLD first.

[Bobby72GTO]

I would show you their favorite toy, but i do not think its apropiate. But they do enjoy pleasuring each others anal cavity.

Appropriate....hmmmm, but they do enjoy pleasuring each others anal cavity. Yep appropriate.

[Myles]

Appropriate....hmmmm, but they do enjoy pleasuring each others anal cavity. Yep appropriate.

well the picture is quite graphic.

[juicedimpss]

Not exactly sure what it's going to run...did a few minor adjustments to it. Have to test it out at GLD first.
it doesnt matter,the combines they try to race are all slow anyways.
if you are running good,then we will get down.

[BAD LS1]

Nex thing your gonna tell me is, since being amish girls... they fill their anal cavity with fresh warm milk right from the utter of the nearest holstein. producing a nice milk enema....

BWAHAHAHAHAHAH wow... im slightly warped as well. ha.

[Bobby72GTO]

That would be cool to see Juiced vs. Cutlass Queen that would be worth some video tape.

[nismodave]

That would be cool to see Juiced vs. Cutlass Queen that would be worth some video tape.

Would be a waste of her gas.

[BAD LS1]

That would be cool to see Juiced vs. Cutlass Queen that would be worth some video tape.

http://www.orlyowl.com/upload/files/Buttsechs.jpg

[Bobby72GTO]

Nex thing your gonna tell me is, since being amish girls... they fill their anal cavity with fresh warm milk right from the utter of the nearest holstein. producing a nice milk enema....

BWAHAHAHAHAHAH wow... im slightly warped as well. ha.

Wow:wooo I don't know what else you could say to that. But I am sure Iussu will have something to say.

[BAD LS1]

Wow:wooo I don't know what else you could say to that. But I am sure Iussu will have something to say.

Im sure my comment will get trumped! (sits back and waits, clicking refresh button every min)

[Myles]

Nex thing your gonna tell me is, since being amish girls... they fill their anal cavity with fresh warm milk right from the utter of the nearest holstein. producing a nice milk enema....

BWAHAHAHAHAHAH wow... im slightly warped as well. ha.


no, they are completley stripped of the amish traditions and do not have any attachment to it. They are instructed and trained to give themselves enemas everytime they wash, so once in the morning, once at noon, and once at night. The "cash and prices" as you could say, will be the most clean you have ever seen.

[Bobby72GTO]

Would be a waste of her gas.

Yeah, I know Juice is slow high 13s car, but give him a shot at the racing Queen.

[juicedimpss]

http://www.orlyowl.com/upload/files/Buttsechs.jpg
omg you are on a roll today tommy.

[juicedimpss]

Would be a waste of her gas.
maybe we could take the fuel from your car,since you are not going to use it anyway.

[BAD LS1]

omg you are on a roll today tommy.

Well they mentioned you vs her...anda video... what else would pop in my mind from reading that? lol

[juicedimpss]

Well they mentioned you vs her...anda video... what else would pop in my mind from reading that? lol
true dat.
well, i'm game if she is :thumbsup

[Bobby72GTO]

http://www.orlyowl.com/upload/files/Buttsechs.jpg

lol, that is a crazy looking bird.

[Myles]

Nex thing your gonna tell me is, since being amish girls... they fill their anal cavity with fresh warm milk right from the utter of the nearest holstein. producing a nice milk enema....

BWAHAHAHAHAHAH wow... im slightly warped as well. ha.


also, by the sounds of it you are into beastiality, so im sure i could find a girl who likes to get violated by a horse or a cow. The horse or cow would cost extra tho, as i would have to pay for those by a legal manner.

[Syclone0044]

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Why is that no one will race on the 12th next week??!!

Cause everyone sets up the races for RSD; that's what RSD is for in the first place. It's a lot more thrilling racing someone when everyone is there to watch! http://s95370645.onlinehome.us/images/misc/hehe.gif

[Bobby72GTO]

no, they are completley stripped of the amish traditions and do not have any attachment to it. They are instructed and trained to give themselves enemas everytime they wash, so once in the morning, once at noon, and once at night. The "cash and prices" as you could say, will be the most clean you have ever seen.

That could be sweet!:banana1:

[Myles]

That could be sweet!:banana1:


the sweet scent and taste package is extra.

[Bobby72GTO]

the sweet scent and taste package is extra.

How much? If it is too much then forget it, I think of something. But if it is the right price then you got yourself a deal. Look even banana is happy about this deal.:banana :banana1:

[Myles]

depends on the flavor you want

[Bobby72GTO]

What flavors you got?

[Cutlass Queen]

I'm game to race u Juicedimpss...motor to motor....could be a fun race. Just can't make it to WIR Friday...Good luck beating the cowtippers or something like that u said.

[Myles]

What flavors you got?


New car, Strawberry, Banana, Apple, Fish, Peach, and Cherry

[Bobby72GTO]

hmmmmm.... Strawberry sounds pretty good. I think I'll go with strawberry.

Why would you have fish? Isn't that the standard smell?

[juicedimpss]

I'm game to race u Juicedimpss...motor to motor....could be a fun race. Just can't make it to WIR Friday...Good luck beating the cowtippers or something like that u said.
well, if mine doesnt fall apart this week,we can line up next thurs.

[Bobby72GTO]

I'm game to race u Juicedimpss...motor to motor....could be a fun race. Just can't make it to WIR Friday...Good luck beating the cowtippers or something like that u said.

Motor to motor you will smoke him Cutlass Queen, Juice don't you run like a high 14, 15s on motor?

[Myles]

hmmmmm.... Strawberry sounds pretty good. I think I'll go with strawberry.

Why would you have fish? Isn't that the standard smell?


Well when its that clean there really isnt that much of a fish smell, so that smell is for the guys who like stanky vag.

[Bobby72GTO]

Well when its that clean there really isnt that much of a fish smell, so that smell is for the guys who like stanky vag.

Wow:wooo I don't even know what to say to that one.

Who would want stanky sh!t? Those got to be some twisted f**ks.

[Myles]

Wow:wooo I don't even know what to say to that one.

Who would want stanky sh!t? Those got to be some twisted f**ks.


Hey you have to try and keep all your customers happy, you sometimes you have to honor really weird requests.

[Cutlass Queen]

well, if mine doesnt fall apart this week,we can line up next thurs.
If everything works out...then hopefully I'll make it to RSD on Thursday

[Bobby72GTO]

This is true, I guess that is how they look at it at the porn store. People are people and sometimes they like some crazy sh!t.

[juicedimpss]

If everything works out...then hopefully I'll make it to RSD on Thursday
sweet, be prepared to buy me a cheesburger.
:devil

[BAD LS1]

true dat.
well, i'm game if she is :thumbsup


Your gonna have to get clearance from chris first, unless you backdoor it lol

[Myles]

This is true, I guess that is how they look at it at the porn store. People are people and sometimes they like some crazy sh!t.


you dont want to hear half the requests that people come up with.

ANYWAYS, the strawberry package is 20 bucks a month, after a year of using it her "cash and prizes" should permanently smell that way.

[Bobby72GTO]

sweet, be prepared to buy me a cheesburger.
:devil

Well I see dinner, what about the movie?

[BAD LS1]

Well I see dinner, what about the movie?

:rolf this is all backwards... first, make the video, then dinner, then a movie lol.

Ive lways had to give a little, to get a little in the past. I like this new way of doing things! No worries about wasting the money on the dinner and the movie if it was a disssapointment.

[Bobby72GTO]

you dont want to hear half the requests that people come up with.

ANYWAYS, the strawberry package is 20 bucks a month, after a year of using it her "cash and prizes" should permanently smell that way.

20 bucks, sweet that is cheaper then my internet bill. 20 bucks for the good smell will be well worth it.

[Bobby72GTO]

:rolf this is all backwards... first, make the video, then dinner, then a movie lol.

Ive lways had to give a little, to get a little in the past. I like this new way of doing things! No worries about wasting the money on the dinner and the movie if it was a disssapointment.

I like the way you think!

[Myles]

now if you want i can train your existing girl for a nominal feel.

I am not responsible for any damages to her when i return her. Depend on how much we had to retrain it could be minimal, or alot.

[Crawlin]

i'm not getting into this one :)

she has her freedom to do whatever she wants :)

you know Ron's gotta spray to beat her :)

[BAD LS1]

true dat.
well, i'm game if she is :thumbsup


I forgot he is off today... He cant even slap the dealer plate on the trunk and let you take her for a spin today.

Maybe she has one an extra set of keys stashed somewhere

:rolf

[Bobby72GTO]

now if you want i can train your existing girl for a nominal feel.

I am not responsible for any damages to her when i return her. Depend on how much we had to retrain it could be minimal, or alot.

Naaaah....she is the money maker, I don't want to change that. This Amish girl is more or less just a sex slave, housecleaner. Now if I could just convice my girl to get this new girl it would be great. 2 girls wow:wooo that could be fun if they get along. Just got to keep them apart so they don't sinc up and I am all out of luck for a week.

[Myles]

Naaaah....she is the money maker, I don't want to change that. This Amish girl is more or less just a sex slave, housecleaner. Now if I could just convice my girl to get this new girl it would be great. 2 girls wow:wooo that could be fun if they get along. Just got to keep them apart so they don't sink up and I am all out of luck for a week.


well if she has any issue with your new amish slave, i will personally go over there and resolve the issue, tho your current girl probably would be able to shit right for a month, and you might have to remove a very large butt plug from her.

[Crawlin]

I'm not off, i'm at work :) as usual. going on hour 36 already, haha

[Bobby72GTO]

Iussu: well if she has any issue with your new amish slave, i will personally go over there and resolve the issue, tho your current girl probably would be able to shit right for a month, and you might have to remove a very large butt plug from her.



Damn that is f**ked up. I got nothing else to say.

[BAD LS1]

I'm not off, i'm at work :) as usual. going on hour 36 already, haha

Hand Ron the keys and the dealer plate over...:rolf

[Myles]

I'm not off, i'm at work :) as usual. going on hour 36 already, haha

i can send a amish sex slave to help you pass time if you want chris

[Crawlin]

hahaha

no keys needed, pushbutton start ;)

(sorry deana, haha)

[BAD LS1]

i can send a amish sex slave to help you pass time if you want chris

i think there was a 20/20 show about some amish girl from western WI, that the rest of her beared and non beared brothers ran a train on her ass daily and she got out of the amish communitythe bortheres went to jail, got a hair cut, dressed normal, smokes and was driving a silver grand am GT. Didnt look to bed all cleaned up actually, i think she was about 20?

[Myles]

i think there was a 20/20 show about some amish girl from western WI, that the rest of her bearedand non beared brothers rain a train on her ass daily and she got out of the amish communitythe bortheres went to jail, got a hair cut, dressed normal, smokes and was driving a silver grand am GT. Didnt look to bed all cleaned up actually, i think she was about 20?


dont know her, must have slipped away from my contacts.

[juicedimpss]

hahaha

no keys needed, pushbutton start ;)

(sorry deana, haha)

booooooooooyaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

[Myles]

hahaha

no keys needed, pushbutton start ;)

(sorry deana, haha)


i can send you one that you need to hit a couple of times to get her started if you want

[Bobby72GTO]

i think there was a 20/20 show about some amish girl from western WI, that the rest of her bearedand non beared brothers rain a train on her ass daily and she got out of the amish communitythe bortheres went to jail, got a hair cut, dressed normal, smokes and was driving a silver grand am GT. Didnt look to bed all cleaned up actually, i think she was about 20?

Iussu, she sounds like a good recruit.

[Crawlin]

we are really going to hell talking about this when that was pretty much the motive of the guy in PA that had lined all the girls up in the schoolhouse.

said he had zip ties, eyebolts, and lubricating jelly HAHA

[Myles]

we are really going to hell talking about this when that was pretty much the motive of the guy in PA that had lined all the girls up in the schoolhouse.

said he had zip ties, eyebolts, and lubricating jelly HAHA


that was different, he was a sexual offender. My girls are all of age and come into this business "willing"

[BAD LS1]

hahaha

no keys needed, pushbutton start ;)

(sorry deana, haha)

just need the key fob in your pocket and just press the "button" heh?:rolf :rolf

i need to train my girl to be that way!

[Myles]

just need the key fob in your pocket and just press the "button" heh?:rolf :rolf

i need to train my girl to be that way!


for a small fee we can do that for you. Would you like the sweet scent and taste package?

[Bobby72GTO]

that was different, he was a sexual offender. My girls are all of age and come into this business "willing"

If you really had this business you would be making the money. More money more money mo money mo.:thumbsup

[juicedimpss]

just need the key fob in your pocket and just press the "button" heh?:rolf :rolf

i need to train my girl to be that way!

"training" is cool.

[BAD LS1]

we are really going to hell talking about this when that was pretty much the motive of the guy in PA that had lined all the girls up in the schoolhouse.

said he had zip ties, eyebolts, and lubricating jelly HAHA


i heard that on the news! i almsot choked on my "'nut n *****" this morning when i heard that!

"Zip ties, splintered 2x4's, rusty barb wire and KY Jelly!":rolf :rolf :rolf :rolf :rolf

[Myles]

If you really had this business you would be making the money. More money more money mo money mo.:thumbsup


if it wasnt illegal alot of people would be making money.

[BAD LS1]

for a small fee we can do that for you. Would you like the sweet scent and taste package?

She has that scent and taste package already it seems... i make sure its still fressh every night i see her... my cheeks look like glazed dounts

[Bobby72GTO]

i heard that on the news! i almsot choked on my "'nut n *****" this morning when i heard that!

"Zip ties, splintered 2x4's, rusty barb wire and KY Jelly!":rolf :rolf :rolf :rolf :rolf

That is f**ked up, but those Amish girls are trained for that if you would like.

[Myles]

She has that scent and taste package already it seems... i make sure its still fressh every night i see her... my cheeks look like glazed dounts


lol good good.

[Myles]

We also have a "welded eyes shut" package, Where she loves facials.

[Bobby72GTO]

We also have a "welded eyes shut" package, Where she loves facials.

I thought that was part of the standard package.:mad:

[Myles]

I thought that was part of the standard package.:mad:


You get to choose 5 packages when you order your girl that come with the price, the rest are extras.

[Bobby72GTO]

You get to choose 5 packages when you order your girl that come with the price, the rest are extras.

What are all the packages then?

[Myles]

there are so many to list. Maybe i will have to make a comercial.

[juicedimpss]

You get to choose 5 packages when you order your girl that come with the price, the rest are extras.


there are so many to list. Maybe i will have to make a comercial.

well which one is it?

[Myles]

what do you mean which one is it? you get 5 packages that you choose with the initial price, and there are a ton of packages to choose from.

[Bobby72GTO]

A commercial would be cool, make sure you are wearing a suit. It will look more professional.

[Cutlass Queen]

How the heck did I get brought into the sex slave and training talk about girls....oh geez...you guys....haha

Cheeseburger juicedimpss....is that to make u feel better when I win? haha....jk! Don't want to talk too much shit now.

[Myles]

How the heck did I get brought into the sex slave and training talk about girls....oh geez...you guys....haha

Cheeseburger juicedimpss....is that to make u feel better when I win? haha....jk! Don't want to talk too much shit now.


why, do you wish to become one? Ill sell you to chris for cheap.

[juicedimpss]

How the heck did I get brought into the sex slave and training talk about girls....oh geez...you guys....haha

Cheeseburger juicedimpss....is that to make u feel better when I win? haha....jk! Don't want to talk too much shit now.
maybe we should start our own thread about our race.
talk shit,im ok with it,but be prepared......i have hurt peoples feelings before.

[BAD LS1]

How the heck did I get brought into the sex slave and training talk about girls....oh geez...you guys....haha

Cheeseburger juicedimpss....is that to make u feel better when I win? haha....jk! Don't want to talk too much shit now.


So you are still on the used car lot then as chris's demo or???:rolf

[Myles]

So you are still on the used car lot then as chris's demo or???:rolf



:rolf :rolf :rolf :rolf :rolf :rolf :thumbsup

[Cutlass Queen]

why, do you wish to become one? Ill sell you to chris for cheap.
Hey hey hey now Iussu....

The offer is tempting to become an amish sex slave, but I don't think I can compare to the girls that come with the fancy packages of the 5 smells you can choose from. Just can't top that one. Ur too good of a salesman with all those special offers for ur Amish sex slave girls. Can't beat that.

[Myles]

Hey hey hey now Iussu....

The offer is tempting to become an amish sex slave, but I don't think I can compare to the girls that come with the fancy packages of the 5 smells you can choose from. Just can't top that one. Ur too good of a salesman with all those special offers for ur Amish sex slave girls. Can't beat that.


Oh, so that means you want to buy one?

[Cutlass Queen]

So you are still on the used car lot then as chris's demo or???:rolf
What exactly are you implying.....

[BAD LS1]

He would beat it by going on TV with a commercial, in a light blue plain top,, dark blue pants, suspenders, a hat borrowed from jack roush and a piece of straw in his mouth

[Cutlass Queen]

Oh, so that means you want to buy one?
As tempting as it may be I think I'm going to have to pass on that one...haha

[Bobby72GTO]

Oh, so that means you want to buy one?

:rolf :rolf Damn.....Iussu you crack me up.

[BAD LS1]

What exactly are you implying.....

lol what does it sound like?

[Bobby72GTO]

maybe we should start our own thread about our race.
talk shit,im ok with it,but be prepared......i have hurt peoples feelings before.

That would be cool, I would like to see the Sh!t Talking Master in action. You could call the thread Talk Sh!t with your host JuicedImpSS.

[Cutlass Queen]

Idk....why don't u just tell me

[juicedimpss]

lol what does it sound like?
im sooooo lost :confused

[Myles]

Idk....why don't u just tell me


i think tom is saying chris likes to drive you if you catch my drift.

[juicedimpss]

i think tom is saying chris likes to drive you if you catch my drift.
chris took her out drifting?

[Cutlass Queen]

Oh I caught it alright....no problem there....

[Myles]

thats what it sounds like.

he said shit about cars, and chris using it.

And i know chris was talking about the new fast and the furious movie the other day.

[Bobby72GTO]

chris took her out drifting?

I thought I got it until you posted this. Now I am Confused.:confused

[Myles]

I thought I got it until you posted this. Now I am Confused.:confused


chris really wants a drift machine, he was talking about putting a skyline engine in the maro

[Bobby72GTO]

thats what it sounds like.

he said shit about cars, and chris using it.

And i know chris was talking about the new fast and the furious movie the other day.

OH, that clears it up. Thanks Amish Sex Slave Saleman.:thumbsup

[Cutlass Queen]

I thought I got it until you posted this. Now I am Confused.:confused
Anyways......how about them Amish sex slave girls again...new topic anyone? Iussu doesn't look like ur promoting ur girls anymore...whats going on with that?

[Myles]

thats cause we moved to putting skyline engines into camaros.

what would you like to know about my sex slaves?

[BAD LS1]

Anyways......how about them Amish sex slave girls again...new topic anyone? Iussu doesn't look like ur promoting ur girls anymore...whats going on with that?


Check your PMs for a explanation of the prior post.

[Bobby72GTO]

thats cause we moved to putting skyline engines into camaros.

what would you like to know about my sex slaves?

Always pushing the product, nice.

[Myles]

Always pushing the product, nice.


i have projects to fund

[Bobby72GTO]

That is a good business man. Keep it up!

[Crawlin]

oh come on now....

if you are going to be secret, i'll find out anyway :)

but DAMN, i was hoping she'd be interested in one of those sex slaves. now i have to pay to program TWO girls, instead of one.

[Myles]

oh come on now....

if you are going to be secret, i'll find out anyway :)

but DAMN, i was hoping she'd be interested in one of those sex slaves. now i have to pay to program TWO girls, instead of one.

we can program her to be interested in one of the sex slaves.

[Crawlin]

it's that half off since i SUPPLIED you with the product? like is there just a small "program fee"?

[Myles]

it's that half off since i SUPPLIED you with the product? like is there just a small "program fee"?


programming a current g/f or wife is alot cheaper than buying a sex slave. its only about 2 grand.

[BAD LS1]

We need a new topic, the amish girl one is boring now.... I say we go for 50 pages on this thread!

[Myles]

We need a new topic, the amish girl one is boring now.... I say we go for 50 pages on this thread!

dont dare knock my product or i will send the assasain amish sex slaves.

[Crawlin]

do the girl's have to be.... AMISH?

any POLISH ones?

[BAD LS1]

Id rather have asian

[Myles]

do the girl's have to be.... AMISH?

any POLISH ones?

i can get you any kinda you want for an extra fee, i just deal with the local amish.


Id rather have asian

i can get those to, the programming is the same, just amish girls are easier to find.

[Crawlin]

are any available models there for a "test drive" to try out such product?

you don't have any sort of celebrity unpaid endorsements, so i need to know my money is well spent

[Myles]

my last demo was sold on the spot and we are currently training another. once she is available you are first on the list.

[juicedimpss]

my last demo was sold on the spot and we are currently training another. once she is available you are first on the list.
speaking of....
are you still bringing the girls friday?

[Myles]

speaking of....
are you still bringing the girls friday?


that is now up in the air since i cant drive to get one, she is debating still if she wants to drive over here.

[juicedimpss]

that is now up in the air since i cant drive to get one, she is debating still if she wants to drive over here.
i will drive to get the closer one. :devil