A Few Pics of the Slow Cars

[Slow Joe]

Note: My Mustang is AMAZINGLY Dirty in these pictures... :goof But the Fusion is really clean! :thumbsup

I guess maybe I should shine up the Mustang more often, but I took those last weekend, after a long week, and the Fusion was brand new still... :thumbsup

http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d181/joe53051/FusionMustang9-3-06004.jpg
http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d181/joe53051/FusionMustang9-3-06006.jpg

[Reverend Cooper]

looks cool for a girls car muhahahahaha

[WhiteZCamaro]

looks cool for a girls car muhahahahaha
Haha!!:rolf

[SlowStee]

looks cool for girls cars muhahahahaha
:goof

[91-stang]

Looks good. The mustang doesn't look to dirty in the pics

[penji04]

look at the little Ford family:rolf Nice new car by the way Joe don't let it get trashed!!!:durr I'll have to stop by sometime to check it out and maybe a test drive?:thumbsup

[Slow Joe]

looks cool for a girls car muhahahahaha

Thanks for the kind words... fvcker! :rolf At least it's not a garage queen like the slow blue roush... :durr :rolf

[Slow Joe]

look at the little Ford family:rolf Nice new car by the way Joe don't let it get trashed!!!:durr I'll have to stop by sometime to check it out and maybe a test drive?:thumbsup

Trust me, it's not gunna get trashed!!! We're taking VERY GOOD care of that one... lol, Gunna own it for at least 6 more years... :thumbsup Stop by anytime and you can take it for a drive... :thumbsup

[Poncho]

i hate the color of your mustang it's so damn photogenic.

http://img205.imageshack.us/img205/9778/slowpony1au5.jpg
http://img221.imageshack.us/img221/6332/slowpony2eo4.jpg

[Nix]

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Six vs. Six Who will be victorious?:goof

Cars are looking good man.:headbang

[Poncho]

We'd smoke the shit outta him. :wooo hopefully:thumbsup , they say they usually run a 15.8 or so stock for Joes, and I've seen 14.8's listed for the 05+ for the most part I've found around 14.8-15.2 to be really common on the new v6 auto or stick. :D

the girlfriend is amassing a kill list.

tonight she hung w/ a Northstar powered Seville. that reminds me I need to go look up it's specs. No wonder, it's in the range of the mustang -- 1996 Cadillac STS 6.4 14.7 --2006 Ford Mustang V-6 6.3 14.8 - (pulled these off a random site) but the mustang has exhaust and a gutted airbox.


we went from 50-90 he got a huge jump, since she hit it late, but we reeled in him by 90ish and then she quit. btw, this was on a private airstrip, with some douchebag antagonizing her for a mile or so, till she finally said f-it.

the girl never raced anyone before this car, now she's getting challenges left and right. I had one challenge and it was a junk CRX

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on a new 06, a guy dynoed one, and gained 9hp by swapping the stock muffler for a GT takeoff muffler, and 3hp more by running no muffler, and added 6hp by gutting the airbox, and 2hp more w/ a CAI. then he tuned it, put down just slightly less than a stock 2004 GT would have put down, after no muffler, cai, and tune. I've also read that in devolopment they had to tone down the v6 alot since it was performing too closely w/ the GT (restrictive ass muffler as part of it, as well as tuning.) For example I can only stall the car up to 2k, and can't light up the tires unless it's wet due to the throttle-by-wire, and associated torque management.
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[GTSLOW]

looks cool for a girls car muhahahahaha

+1 :rolf

[GTSLOW]

i hate the color of your mustang it's so damn photogenic.


I hate V6 mustangs. :tomato

[946speedz]

I hate V6 mustangs. :tomato:rolf

[Slow Joe]

Dan -- Mine RAN a 15.550 first time at the track... So we'll see... And I do like the color of my car better... :) It stands out...

[946speedz]

my old z was almost that same color. it was a very nice color, couldnt get a bad picture of it.....

[loud91rs]

We'd smoke the shit outta him. :wooo hopefully:thumbsup , they say they usually run a 15.8 or so stock for Joes, and I've seen 14.8's listed for the 05+ for the most part I've found around 14.8-15.2 to be really common on the new v6 auto or stick. :D

the girlfriend is amassing a kill list.

tonight she hung w/ a Northstar powered Seville. that reminds me I need to go look up it's specs. No wonder, it's in the range of the mustang -- 1996 Cadillac STS 6.4 14.7 --2006 Ford Mustang V-6 6.3 14.8 - (pulled these off a random site) but the mustang has exhaust and a gutted airbox.


we went from 50-90 he got a huge jump, since she hit it late, but we reeled in him by 90ish and then she quit. btw, this was on a private airstrip, with some douchebag antagonizing her for a mile or so, till she finally said f-it.

the girl never raced anyone before this car, now she's getting challenges left and right. I had one challenge and it was a junk CRX

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on a new 06, a guy dynoed one, and gained 9hp by swapping the stock muffler for a GT takeoff muffler, and 3hp more by running no muffler, and added 6hp by gutting the airbox, and 2hp more w/ a CAI. then he tuned it, put down just slightly less than a stock 2004 GT would have put down, after no muffler, cai, and tune. I've also read that in devolopment they had to tone down the v6 alot since it was performing too closely w/ the GT (restrictive ass muffler as part of it, as well as tuning.) For example I can only stall the car up to 2k, and can't light up the tires unless it's wet due to the throttle-by-wire, and associated torque management.
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I don't mean to be mean but if you bought a v6 wouldn't it be to drive not beat on and race all kinds of other slow cars?:whip

Most of us grew out of that stage long ago ;)

[SlowStee]

I don't mean to be mean but if you bought a v6 wouldn't it be to drive not beat on and race all kinds of other slow cars?:whip


as goes the story with all V6 mustangs and f-bodies

[Slow Joe]

I don't mean to be mean but if you bought a v6 wouldn't it be to drive not beat on and race all kinds of other slow cars?:whip

Most of us grew out of that stage long ago ;)

So wait, what does that say about me?? :stare :goof

[Poncho]

So wait, what does that say about me?? :stare :goof

what does it say about you?? shit what does it say about nicole!!! I'll yell at her for having trucks and taurus's as previous vehicles. joes mustang or mine would definately put down better numbers than a stock '91 RS Camaro. stupid v6s you wanna swap a 350 or better in yours? the v6's have turbos and superchargers anyway.

I mean who would buy a L67, LC2, or a Sy/TY???? stupid v6's.

[Slow Joe]

Oh Boy... And Bwhahaha... Just remember anything can be modified to the hills and become fast... End of Story... But I own a slow car anyways ;)

[loud91rs]

Sorry dan I didn't mean to stab at ya it just got to me reading your post last night because I encountered a bunch of idiots racing a few days ago while I was on my bike and it just really pissed me off how stupid and wreckless they are. Just be safe, and take it to the track when ya can. BTW 91 Camaro RS FTW!!!haha thirdgen love I know you have it!

[Slow Joe]

Fox, your Blazer is the fast vehicle... That 4.3L V6... LOOK OUT :durr Wait a second, when did you get a blazer?!?!

[loud91rs]

I told ya about that...it's my $100 beater. If I wanted something fast i'd buy another tempo...

[Poncho]

Sorry dan I didn't mean to stab at ya it just got to me reading your post last night because I encountered a bunch of idiots racing a few days ago while I was on my bike and it just really pissed me off how stupid and wreckless they are. Just be safe, and take it to the track when ya can. BTW 91 Camaro RS FTW!!!haha thirdgen love I know you have it!

yea, I was like daaayyyuumm!! and I didn't even do it.

either way the place we were was far from milwaukee in the first place, it was a dead highway @ 2am, and what i didn't mention is that this clown tried to instigate something w/ her a few days prior, and me a week earlier.

yeah I love thirdgens, but sadly new v6 base model cars walk all over them. I'd rock a '92 heritage edtion 3g fast or slow. the look = :drool:

[michelle]

A car club that I am in had it's national convention in Memphis this year and someone rented a Fusion to test it out. Didn't do too badly on the corners, but straight away was another story.

Looks nice and I think I have seen that mustang driving around. I remember the license plate. (:

[Slow Joe]

I've only had the plates for... 2 months now though... :thumbsup Before I had the ones pictured on the Fusion... If it were a V6 it'd most likely do better in the straights, but the I4 is kinda a dog, especially with a slush box... They do handle quite nicely, for a stock FWD car... But it would do better with some aftermarket suspension parts :) Too bad it's not getting any :rolf

[Poncho]

c'mon joe, Steeda FTW

[Slow Joe]

Not on that one... Maybe if I get my own it'll get a few goodies, but not the one she primarially drives... Of course if I got my own, I'd take a 5-Speed with leather, heated seats and the same options otherwise... :rolf Same sticker price too :)

Edited to be correct...

[TURTLE]

do the fusions come v6 5-speed? i didn't think so, but i always have had a thing for the ford mid-size 5-speed cars...

contour SVT or a V6 5-speed.... i wish i could track one down close to my price range...

[Slow Joe]

do the fusions come v6 5-speed? i didn't think so, but i always have had a thing for the ford mid-size 5-speed cars...

contour SVT or a V6 5-speed.... i wish i could track one down close to my price range...

Yes and no... 5-Speed Automatic only for the V6... And our I4 is a 5-Speed automatic as well... If I were to get one it'd be an I4 5-Speed Manual... :thumbsup

[TURTLE]

dang autos... i know benz has the 7-speeds...

i like manual transmissions.....

clutch pedal ftw!

[Slow Joe]

That's what I'm talkin about, but the girlfriend isn't that good with a manual transmission yet so she got the auto...

[Poncho]

That's what I'm talkin about, but the girlfriend isn't that good with a manual transmission yet so she got the auto...

coop said she worked the stick pretty well. :rolf :goof

[Slow Joe]

coop said she worked the stick pretty well. :rolf :goof

Hrmmm I never said anything about her having problems with the stick, I said she couldn't drive a car with a manual transmission... :rolf I know how well she works the stick, trust me... :devil

[Poncho]

Hrmmm I never said anything about her having problems with the stick, I said she couldn't drive a car with a manual transmission... :rolf I know how well she works the stick, trust me... :devil

gross.
I meant a manual transmission joe. :loser

gotta make it all sexual. BadLS1 should be in here if it's getting perverted.

[Slow Joe]

What? She can shift the car just fine, she just has problems with the clutch, where did I make it sexual??:confused :confused

[Poncho]

What? She can shift the car just fine, she just has problems with the clutch, where did I make it sexual??:confused :confused


oh she has problems getting it started??? :rolf :rolf :rolf

[Slow Joe]

Ok, I'm stopping this conversation here :rolf

[TURTLE]

bwah ha ha ha ha ha ha....

[Poncho]

sensitive subject for joe?

:licky

[Slow Joe]

:rolf Nope... Trust me... She's just about got the hang of stick, she just don't like to do it on her own, she likes it when I'm there..