pondering

[juicedimpss]

So,if you have an ex that finds you after 6ish years,and tells you about how she is marrried now,but wants to take you out for dinner and drinks.....do you go through with it?
I can see what its leading into already,and im sure it will not be a LTR :rolf
is it morally ok?

[Crawlin]

how big is the new husband? can you take him?

first question i'd ask her, "how descrete can you be?"

[juicedimpss]

yeah, i dont know much about all that,im not really interested in him.if youd like,ill se what i can do for you chris...

[jbiscuit]

I would stay away from the situation. Its not going to turn out well.

[Crawlin]

yeah, i dont know much about all that,im not really interested in him.if youd like,ill se what i can do for you chris...

hardy har har....

:flipoff2:

i would take Jason's advice unless she lives two states away

[jbiscuit]

"Unless dat bish got a booty like sha nay nay, I wouldn't hit dat sh1t nikkuh!"

http://www.shadlambert.com/shotsfired/Shots/Shot2005/Sequences%202005/Baker%20web/IMGP2145.jpg

[Karps TA]

Married women are a big enough pain in the ass to the person they are married to. I'd run away.

[juicedimpss]

"Unless dat bish got a booty like sha nay nay, I wouldn't hit dat sh1t nikkuh!"

http://www.shadlambert.com/shotsfired/Shots/Shot2005/Sequences%202005/Baker%20web/IMGP2145.jpg
thats the thing,there never were any rules when it came time to KNOCK DA BOOTS...........
so just take the free dinner and drinks,and leave her high and dry? she says she has permission from her hubby to take me out...wtf
that wierd.

[DirtyMax]

Go to dinner
Butt secks
Take Pics
Post on BCM
????????
Profit

:thumbsup

[Karps TA]

Ahhh Swingers. That explains it. They are looking for a new pivot man.

[BAD LS1]

thanks but no thanks!, there are some nice 21+ year olds on myspace looking for a date though!

[jbiscuit]

yea I would go out for the winin and dinin...why not? Free is free. I just wouldn't "start" anything with her. Married girls are BAD news, simple as that. She is probably having a week where she is mad at the husband or something and wants to "get even" or something stupid. The way luck works is you will end up knocking her up or catching "The Syph" or crotchal crabs or something from dickin her.

[Crawlin]

thanks but no thanks!, there are some nice 21+ year olds on myspace looking for a date though!


This man brings up a very interesting, and honest point...

[juicedimpss]

yea I would go out for the winin and dinin...why not? Free is free. I just wouldn't "start" anything with her. Married girls are BAD news, simple as that. She is probably having a week where she is mad at the husband or something and wants to "get even" or something stupid. The way luck works is you will end up knocking her up or catching "The Syph" or crotchal crabs or something from dickin her.
tubes are tied,no worries of babies,but yeah the gong would suck

[jbiscuit]

ha ha ha ha....here is my suggestion:

get her drunk
make her pass out
We all show up to take pics with her and draw on her
post pics on BCM
WIN!

[juicedimpss]

thanks but no thanks!, there are some nice 21+ year olds on myspace looking for a date though!
most of those hoes are not buying the dinner/drinks though
:rolf

[juicedimpss]

ha ha ha ha....here is my suggestion:

get her drunk
make her pass out
We all show up to take pics with her and draw on her
post pics on BCM
WIN!
lmao
im sure that could be arranged too

[Myles]

im sure i could get you some chloroform, thats generally easier.

[jbiscuit]

hwo about you take her to a strip club when they have amateur night? Then we can all go as "patrons"

[GRAMPS SS]

what do you have to loose...it may be inocent, just dinner and drinks to catch up on old times and to see what she missed out on...the old man may just lay around and drink beer.....now she ran into you and wants dinner....go for it...take her for wings and rat shit...lol

[jbiscuit]

do what I did to a ex once....go to water street and "forget" your wallet. GAME ON FOR FUN!

[Silver350]

If you think that something is going to happen after dinner and drinks I would say run. If you dont think that is a possibility then take the free dinner. Who knows maybe she wants to take you out to tell you that she thinks that you are one of her baby's daddy.

[juicedimpss]

hwo about you take her to a strip club when they have amateur night? Then we can all go as "patrons"
who has amatuer night on sundays??
:devil

[juicedimpss]

If you think that something is going to happen after dinner and drinks I would say run. If you dont think that is a possibility then take the free dinner. Who knows maybe she wants to take you out to tell you that she thinks that you are one of her baby's daddy.
not possible,her tubes were tied for a while before i met her.
i think anyways

[jbiscuit]

who has amatuer night on sundays??
:devil


I'll see what I can find :rolf :thumbsup

[Crawlin]

Whatever you do, after the meal is done and you are just sitting there, you have two options....

You can get up to go to the bathroom and just leave the place ;)

or

You can get up to go to the bathroom and "Godfather" her

I'd chose option A because it would be funnier. Just let us all know so we can be there to watch what happens. She doesn't need to know she is surrounded by her friends.

And as a side benefit, if we see things going down the wrong path, we could all gang tackle her

[juicedimpss]

what is this "godfather" you speak of?

[Crawlin]

you hide a small pistol in the toilet and you come out blasting. :)

[juicedimpss]

you hide a small pistol in the toilet and you come out blasting. :)
it would be appropriate for where she wants to take me...........:rolf

[jbiscuit]

I'd suggest pulling a Chuck Norris on her. Just roundhouse kick her to the face

http://www.rrlicensing.com/store/catalog/images/Chuck%20Norris.jpg

[Crawlin]

see..... that's a sign right there.

[juicedimpss]

see..... that's a sign right there.
fine,the "godfather" it is.
:headbang

[subliminal1284]

I say go along with her after dinner let things get hot and heavy get her all horned up and just walk the **** out hahahahaha

[Myles]

or just let snoop into the room and then lock the door from the outside.

[juicedimpss]

I say go along with her after dinner let things get hot and heavy get her all horned up and just walk the **** out hahahahaha
the problem is, i cant do that to myself............:(
i know it was good back then and she liked to smoke it tooo

[jbiscuit]

can you at least take a BUNCH of photos when you go out with her? Act like you and her are on vacation. Take a photo in front of the art museum together, the lake, the restaurant you are going to eat at, at the park. Make her feel REALLY uncomfortable too when you take the shots. Insist on wearing your tuxedo T-shirt and Blue Blockers at the restaurant. Wear cut off shorts and checkered Vans slip-ons. Also make it obvious when you are stealing the rolls from dinner and make sure to take a couple butters. Just throw them in HER purse. Just act like a total tool just for your own amusement.

[Myles]

i for some reason want to make an internet TV show called "Dating with Yellow Wagon."

[juicedimpss]

lol....

dear j,

[jbiscuit]

dude you have no idea. Back in college me and another guy had a radio show on our college station. We used to do all kinds of crazy sh1t. They mic'd me up once on a Thursday with the sound guy and sent me out to a bunch of frat parties wearing Zubaz and a Z Cavarecci sweatshirt to see if I could score numbers. The kept checking in with me throughout the night on the air. Sadly I didn't score any numbers but I did score a nice lamp, a 12 pack of Heineken and I got a drunk girl to puke while I had her on the air from talking about mayonaise and Crisco....

Another time, some drunk dude kept calling the station while we were on the air acting like a funny guy trying to order pizza. Well we did him a favor and ordered him 20 large pizzas delivered to his house. All on the air. Good times.

[Myles]

rofl, thats awesome. should find out if they still have clips of that.

[jbiscuit]

I have another suggestion of what you could do....

take her to a restaurant that you have planned in advance. Get ALL of your friends to fill the dining room at the same time. We could all do wierd sh1t to freak her out. Like have 1 guy get up and change spots with another guy at a different table. Then have the entire table get up and switch with another table. The whole time, you don't pay any attention to whats going on. We could even have a random wierdo stare at you guys the whole time or something.

[jbiscuit]

rofl, thats awesome. should find out if they still have clips of that.


I have ALL the tapes somewhere at home. I'll see if I can dig them up. I also have my notices that show I have an FCC violation against me. 2 to be exact :rolf :thumbsup :goof

[Myles]

I have another suggestion of what you could do....

take her to a restaurant that you have planned in advance. Get ALL of your friends to fill the dining room at the same time. We could all do wierd sh1t to freak her out. Like have 1 guy get up and change spots with another guy at a different table. Then have the entire table get up and switch with another table. The whole time, you don't pay any attention to whats going on. We could even have a random wierdo stare at you guys the whole time or something.



omg that would be ******* hilarious.

Juiced, we are so doing this.

[Myles]

I have ALL the tapes somewhere at home. I'll see if I can dig them up. I also have my notices that show I have an FCC violation against me. 2 to be exact :rolf :thumbsup :goof


if you find them, i want to put them up on the net. that would be ******* awesome.

[juicedimpss]

like i would be able to contain myself and kep a straight face...

[Myles]

you could try.

[Slow Joe]

I have ALL the tapes somewhere at home. I'll see if I can dig them up. I also have my notices that show I have an FCC violation against me. 2 to be exact :rolf :thumbsup :goof

That's fuggin awesome... +1 For you :thumbsup:thumbsup:thumbsup

[jbiscuit]

gracias. Back when we were doing the radio show, we had NO idea what we were doing. We basically told the professor that ran the station one thing and then did something totally different. Once a week we would have to have a meeting with him as to our agenda for the upcoming show. I believe "Cheech" my friend Jeff spoke up and told him would be having the owner one of the bars on to talk about his newly renovated establishment and yadda yadda...instead I went there and did shots with the owner and broadcasted the wet T-shirt contest live that they were having. Mind you, this was a university radio station. Run by university money.

Lets just say we were ahead of our time. We ruffled some feathers and weren't allowed on the air long. :rolf We did show a steady increase in call volume and listeners :)

[Silver350]

LOL that would be fun to have some of your friends or members of this forum to go to the same place and do stupid things.

[Crawlin]

see, that's what i was saying in the post before. just have all of us around so we could all see her face when these things were going on.

OH, but take her to like OCB or something, buffett is a must, and one of us would come and take your order and then go get it from the buffett line

[Myles]

see, that's what i was saying in the post before. just have all of us around so we could all see her face when these things were going on.

OH, but take her to like OCB or something, buffett is a must, and one of us would come and take your order and then go get it from the buffett line


:rolf :rolf :rolf :rolf :rolf :rolf

[juicedimpss]

thats kinda funny,but she wants to take me somewhere nice,like $35/plate....its tough to pass up the place she wants to eat at

[Crawlin]

and that place is? hell if it's good eats i wouldn't mind taking a date there

[Myles]

and that place is? hell if it's good eats i wouldn't mind taking a date there


who, her husband?

[juicedimpss]

hint: Italian,downtown.

[Crawlin]

**** if i know, for Italian places I stick with Catarina's since it's owned by my g/f's brother in law

and I knew i shoulda said my g/f to clear up your misconceptions, haha

[juicedimpss]

what, her husband?
:rolf now thats funny.

[juicedimpss]

yellow has been there..

[68RR440]

We could even have a random wierdo stare at you guys the whole time or something.

I play a killer 'random weirdo'. :durr

[HITMAN]

yeah, i dont know much about all that,im not really interested in him.if youd like,ill se what i can do for you chris...

HAW HAW HAW, that's some funny shit, right there...:thumbsup

[Crawlin]

for the record...

i get more female ass than a toilet seat

[Flight_740]

Don't fuk with it. Thats really messed up. Tempting but messed up.

[juicedimpss]

for the record...

i get more female ass than a thong
or that

[68RR440]

Before I can offer any serious advice, I would need pics of said woman, several pics, several naked pics...

[Crawlin]

i do believe Ron gets more female ass than a thong. i was confused the day i was there. too many women running around.

[HITMAN]

for the record...

i get more female ass than a toilet seat

http://www.knrarabians.com/sandy-4.jpg

:thumbsup

[juicedimpss]

http://www.knrarabians.com/sandy-4.jpg

:thumbsup
one of your ladies hitman?
iussu is into that stuff too.
:rolf

[68RR440]

for the record...

i get more female ass than a toilet seat
http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b117/omgitzzkarl/dlg7iw.jpg

[Myles]

oh jesus ******* christ. the donkey was funny, that pic made me throw up a little in my mouth.

[68RR440]

oh jesus ******* christ. the donkey was funny, that pic made me throw up a little in my mouth.
:rolf :rolf :rolf :goof :thumbsup

[Myles]

one of your ladies hitman?
iussu is into that stuff too.
:rolf


i had to delete it tho, i ran out of space on my drives :(

[Crawlin]

Iussu likes it from behind...

just look at his "location"

[Myles]

Iussu likes it from behind...

just look at his "location"

ok, ill change it so it pleases you more.

[HITMAN]

one of your ladies hitman?
iussu is into that stuff too.
:rolf

Oops, my mistake. I was looking for a picture of "female ass" and accidentally posted a rear shot of your Impala. Sorry...

[juicedimpss]

Oops, my mistake. I was looking for a picture of "female ass" and accidentally posted a rear shot of your Impala. Sorry...
weak
-1 for you

[Crawlin]

ok, ill change it so it pleases you more.

WEAK #2....

BOTH of the ones you posted... :)

[juicedimpss]

Iussu likes it from behind...

just look at his "location"
what did it say anyway?

[Want_Notch]

:pics :pics :pics :pics :pics :pics

[juicedimpss]

:pics :pics :pics :pics :pics :pics
ill see if i have any "poloroids" laying around still.....

[Myles]

what did it say anyway?

originally it said In front of SlowYenkoClone4me

then it said Behin CrawlinZ

now it says what it says.

[HITMAN]

weak
-1 for you

So sayeth Jesus...http://www.ls1tech.com/forums/images/smilies/LS1Tech/gr_tongue.gif

[DirtyMax]

Buca de Peppo?

[juicedimpss]

Buca de Peppo?
nope

[PonyKiller87]

who has amatuer night on sundays??
:devil

Just Heard on the radio last night, Silk has amatuer night on sundays.

[Myles]

sweeet, can we throw nickles and dimes?

[GRAMPS SS]

Just Heard on the radio last night, Silk has amatuer night on sundays.

Roll call for SILK on sunday night!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:banana

[DirtyMax]

nope

Too bad. That place is teh sh!t. But so is wherever she wants to take you I bet.

[juicedimpss]

Just Heard on the radio last night, Silk has amatuer night on sundays.
now this could get good,i gotta see if i can still talk her into that.

[juicedimpss]

:rolf 15character minimum

[Arigmaster]

If you are really pondering this...

Tell her she can buy you dinner, but she should have the husband there too... She shouldn't have a problem with that as long as she is on the level about having his blessing. If she is really up to something, she won't bring him... If that's the case... RUN!!!

[Reverend Cooper]

its fine only if she puts out right away. otherwise no way

[juicedimpss]

its fine only if she puts out right away. otherwise no way
no need to be concerned about that :thumbsup

[Mudd Runner]

I say just take myles put him in the trunk with a baseball bat like a trunk monkey then if her husband shows up myles can pop out and beat him while you make a clean getaway.

[Crawlin]

i'm thinking this question has not been pondered about this weekend :)

No need to thank me again ;)

[juicedimpss]

i'm thinking this question has not been pondered about this weekend :)

No need to thank me again ;)
:rolf
and i still have a free dinner coming.

[Myles]

at teh OCB!?

you know you want to go there, have a different person as a waiter every time.

[BAD LS1]

You toss it in or what Ron?

PS i gave the ole lady the shocker in payment for being mad about waiting in the car friday night LOL

[juicedimpss]

You toss it in or what Ron?

PS i gave the ole lady the shocker in payment for being mad about waiting in the car friday night LOL
:rolf
+1
did you give her the shocker,or the spac'er ???
(ouch):wow

[BAD LS1]

:rolf
+1
did you give her the shocker,or the spac'er ???
(ouch):wow


LOL no i didnt pull the bumper jack out yet or nothing...

[Myles]

4 in the stink 1 in the pink?

[BAD LS1]

4 in the stink 1 in the pink?

4... whole fist! I have yet to be able to do that to any chick yet... close! but my hands are just too big i guess.

God... here i go, right in the ******* gutter.

[Myles]

i always thought a girl deserved more than just one finger. so i always like the 4 finger treatment, that usually worked it open enough to slam my peice into her easily.

[Crawlin]

hahahha....

"gonna give her the bowling ball grip... two in the pink, one in the stink"

[BAD LS1]

Yeah there is some weird feeling shit up in there with 4 fingers when you can get some dexterity on the subject! LOL start grabbing onto shit and pulling it out hahahahahahha

But the 4 fingers usually works well enough to get them off so hard they just about leap off the bed

[juicedimpss]

Yeah there is some weird feeling shit up in there with 4 fingers when you can get some dexterity on the subject! LOL start grabbing onto shit and pulling it out hahahahahahha

But the 4 fingers usually works well enough to get them off so hard they just about leap off the bed
:rolf you have me laughing in tears right now.
i thought i was a sick MF

[Want_Notch]

Yeah there is some weird feeling shit up in there with 4 fingers when you can get some dexterity on the subject! LOL start grabbing onto shit and pulling it out hahahahahahha

But the 4 fingers usually works well enough to get them off so hard they just about leap off the bed

That's just some nasty shit!

[Nix]

Someone please explain to me why you would want to stick your fingers/meat in to a colon?

Your better off dipping your wick in to a septic tank, its just as bad guys! Why are so many people hooked on butt blasting?:stare

I DONT GET IT, ITS WRONG AND NASTY!!!

[juicedimpss]

Someone please explain to me why you would want to stick your fingers/meat in to a colon?

Your better off dipping your wick in to a septic tank, its just as bad guys! Why are so many people hooked on butt blasting?:stare

I DONT GET IT, ITS WRONG AND NASTY!!!
when you get a little older,you'll understand.
:thumbsup

[nismodave]

Wow........How did I miss this thread.

Ive banged a few EXs that were "seperated" from the hubby at the time.

As long as you wear your raincoat, make her regret getting married to the dead fvck.

Enjoy.

[Nix]

when you get a little older,you'll understand.
:thumbsup

How much older do I need to be till I will apreciate stickin my meat in to a filthy dirty colon/rectum?:confused :shades

[BAD LS1]

Most girls take very good care of them selves in that dept, so its very clean. Besides i was taking about the "pink" in most of my comentary, not the garbage hole.

Im more of an ass guy that titties, so it all comes with the territory i guess LOL

Just wait till you get a mid aged woman, Dirty 30's and filthy 40's!!!

[nismodave]

If you like banging women in the ass, you are half a F A G.

[juicedimpss]

If you like banging women in the ass, you are half a F A G.
not really,it is a chick ya know.