Post Something Funny...

[68RR440]

Please add something funny to this thread, pictures, jokes, etc., its boring as hell around here...

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If you don't have something funny to add, please move along....

[Flicktitty]

HAHAHAHA I love that list pick
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Oh btw LOVE YOUR SIG lol
i'll add pics soon! :)

[Flicktitty]

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[awsomeears]

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[Flicktitty]

Not really funny but more of a WTF kind of thing! These are some Semi trucks in Japan....
http://media.damnfunnypictures.com/dfp/dump_truck_01.jpg
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[Flicktitty]

OK, How about some Jokes!!
NO I DID NOT MAKE ANY OF THESE I JUST FOUND THEM!

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Why it is good to be a man?

1. Your ass is never a factor in a job interview.
2. Your orgasms are real. Always.
3. Your last name stays put.
4. The garage is all yours.
5. Wedding plans take care of themselves.
6. You never feel compelled to stop a friend from getting laid.
7. Car mechanics tell you the truth.
8. You don't give a rat's ass if someone notices your new haircut.
9. Hot wax never comes near your pubic area.
10. Same work... more pay.
11. Wrinkles-add character.
12. You don't have to leave the room to make emergency crotch adjustments.
13. Wedding Dress $2000; Tux rental $100.
14. If you retain water, it's in a canteen.
15. People never glance at your chest when you're talking to them.
16. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
17. One mood, ALL the damn time.
18. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds.
19. A five-day vacation requires only 1 suitcase.
20. You can open all your own jars.
26. You can quietly watch a game with your buddy for hours without ever thinking "He must be mad at me.".
27. No maxi-pads.
28. If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you just might become lifelong friends.
29. You are not expected to know the names of more than five colors.
30. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
31. You are unable to see wrinkles in clothes.
32. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
33. Your belly usually hides your big hips.


Some funny Questions and Answers.

1.Q: What do you call a man with half a brain?
A: Gifted.

2.Q: What is the thinnest book in the world?
A: "What Men Know About Women."

3.Q: How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: One ... men will screw anything.

4.Q: How does a man take a bubble bath?
A: He eats beans for dinner.

5.Q: How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
A: We don't know .... it's never happened.

6.Q: What is a man's idea of helping with the housework?
A: Lifting his leg so you can vacuum.

7.Q: What's the difference between a man and E.T.?
A: E.T. phoned home.

8.Q: What did God say after creating man?
A: I can do better.

9.Q: What are the two reasons why men don't mind their own business?
A: 1. No mind. 2. No business.

10.Q: How is a man like a snowstorm?
A: Because you don't know when it's coming, how many inches you'll get, and how long it'll stay.

11.Q: Why is it so hard for women to find men who are sensitive, caring, and good looking?
A: Because those men already have boyfriends.

12.Q: How do men sort their laundry?
A: "Filthy" and Filthy but wearable.".

13.Q: Husband: "I don't know why you wear a bra, you've go nothing to put in it.".
A: Wife: "You wear briefs, don't you?".


Some major funny ifs.

1.If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them?
2.How do they get a deer to cross at that yellow road sign?
3.Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections?
4.Why is abbreviation such a long word?
5.Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
6.Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted.".
7.Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?
8.Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
9.Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?
10.If a 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?
11.If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan?
12.If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights?
13.Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?
14.Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it's called cargo?
15.You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes, why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance?
16.Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?


About Wifes.

1.I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.
2.My wife and I have the secret to making a marriage last. Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, a little wine, good food... She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.
3.Someone stole all my credit cards, but I won't be reporting it. The thief spends less than my wife did.
4.She has an electric blender, electric toaster, electric bread maker. Then she said "There are too many gadgets, and no place to sit down!" So what did I do? Bought her an electric chair.
5.My wife drives the wrong way on a one way street. The cop pulled her over and asked, "Where are you going?" My wife said, "I must be late, everyone is all coming back!".
6.She got a mudpack and looked great for two days. Then the mud fell off.
7.She ran after the garbage truck, yelling, "Am I too late for the garbage?" Following her down the street I yelled, "No, jump in!".


Blonde one liners...

I knew a blonde that was so stupid that...........
1. she called me to get my phone number.
2. she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said "concentrate.".
3. she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.
4.she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.
5.she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
6.she tried to drown a fish.
7.she thought a quarterback was a refund.
8.she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.
9.she tripped over a cordless phone.
10.she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
11.she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.

[Firefighter Z]

heres 2 for you
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[68RR440]

:thumbsup :rolf :rolf :rolf

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[Flicktitty]

That CNN pic i was staring at i'm like uhhh yeah what's funny about that, then i noticed the guy lol

[Firefighter Z]

Mean but funny, kid gets owned by bb gun
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-6005211816303636112&q=Retard&hl=en

Mustang driver gets owned by stupidity
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-8110880470768460776&q=Owned&hl=en

Ownage footage
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=7020093278654625566&q=Owned&hl=en

Fat kid trying to dive
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[Poncho]

whitethunder - FTW. those were awesome.

[BadAzzGTA89]

SOMETHING FUNNY:thumbsup

[stowsea]

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[stowsea]

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[mrz28M6]

YOU REMEMBER YOUR FIRST BLOW JOB????




























how did it taste?? buahhhh

[Poncho]

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This is a TRUE news story. NOT a joke.
A lawyer in Charlotte, NC purchased a box of very rare and expensive cigars, then insured them against fire among other things. Within a month, having smoked his entire stockpile of these great cigars and without yet having made even his first premium payment on the policy, the lawyer filed a claim with the insurance company.
In his claim, the lawyer stated the cigars were lost "in a series of small fires." The insurance company refused to pay, citing the obvious reason: that the man had consumed the cigars in the normal fashion. The lawyer sued....and won! In delivering the ruling the judge agreed with the insurance company that the claim was frivolous. The judge stated nevertheless, that the lawyer held a policy from the company in which it had warranted that the cigars were insurable and also guaranteed that it would insure them against fire, without defining what is considered to be "unacceptable fire," and was obligated to pay the claim. Rather than endure lengthy and costly appeal process, the insurance company accepted the ruling and paid $15,000.00 to the lawyer for his loss of the rare cigars lost in the "fires."
But... After the lawyer cashed the check, the insurance company had him arrested on 24 counts of ARSON! With his own insurance claim and testimony from the previous case used against him, the lawyer was convicted of intentionally burning his insured property and was sentenced to 24 months in jail and a $24,000.00 fine.

[84hurst]

This is a TRUE news story. NOT a joke.
A lawyer in Charlotte, NC purchased a box of very rare and expensive cigars, then insured them against fire among other things. Within a month, having smoked his entire stockpile of these great cigars and without yet having made even his first premium payment on the policy, the lawyer filed a claim with the insurance company.
In his claim, the lawyer stated the cigars were lost "in a series of small fires." The insurance company refused to pay, citing the obvious reason: that the man had consumed the cigars in the normal fashion. The lawyer sued....and won! In delivering the ruling the judge agreed with the insurance company that the claim was frivolous. The judge stated nevertheless, that the lawyer held a policy from the company in which it had warranted that the cigars were insurable and also guaranteed that it would insure them against fire, without defining what is considered to be "unacceptable fire," and was obligated to pay the claim. Rather than endure lengthy and costly appeal process, the insurance company accepted the ruling and paid $15,000.00 to the lawyer for his loss of the rare cigars lost in the "fires."
But... After the lawyer cashed the check, the insurance company had him arrested on 24 counts of ARSON! With his own insurance claim and testimony from the previous case used against him, the lawyer was convicted of intentionally burning his insured property and was sentenced to 24 months in jail and a $24,000.00 fine.

Ha ha , what a ****** idiot! :rolf

[HITMAN]

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[68RR440]

Not really funny, but how cool is this?

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[68RR440]

WTF? :chair: :chair:

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[CruxGNZ]

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[Brandon W.]

some of you might not get it.

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[68RR440]

I'm the one that made that adaware pic :rolf :rolf :thumbsup

[Brandon W.]

I'm the one that made that adaware pic :rolf :rolf :thumbsup


O RLY???i cant remember where i got it from..so ill believe you

[Slow Joe]

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OMG Why did some idiot try to make that GRAND AM look like a Mustang!?!?!?! Talk about waste of money, plus wasting valuable Mustang parts!!!

[946speedz]

ceiling cat. bwahahah, damn was he just watchin me?