myspace date #3

[mrz28M6]

sorry guys i've been slacking i guess, working alot. well i know you guys were waiting for this so here it goes:
a few weeks ago i emailed a vietnamese girl with a banging body and just recently moved to the us a few years ago. i was licking my chops on this one. i get a message back very promptly and we talk a little bit and she gives me her cell phone # and we arrange a time to meet. so i figured what better way to break her in and take her to a brewer game. lol no remember she has very broken english and trying to explain baseball to her is like trying to teach a 3 year to read and write english. lmao. she wears these skin tight jeans and with a halter top to the brewer game wtf. we watch the game and i'm starting to feed her some drinks and her english is getting worse and worse. after watching the shitty brewers lose we decide to go to kelly's bleachers for some more alcoholic adventures. after a few hours there, she recommends going back to my house because shes getting bored :banana all i have to say is i think that extra muscle they say asians have is true! haha 5 dolla make you holla biatches!!!!! sorry it wasnt the most exciting story, i have that date finally set up with the hooters chick so i will write about that on thursday

[juicedimpss]

:pics

we dont believe you :banana1:

[BAD LS1]

LOL mmm asian babes... i wanna do one in the worst way yet! One might look out of place riding in either of my cars though...

[mrz28M6]

lol tommy juiced i have some pix of her that she originally sent me.

[BAD LS1]

dude fire them this way!

[juicedimpss]

post 'em up dude

[mrz28M6]

ok this should work sucky sucky~:headbang

[BAD LS1]

Did she actually have an ass?? thats the only dissapointing thing to me about asian babes, they usually lack booty... I like a little meat there on a tiny girl with small hips like that...

[mrz28M6]

yea it wasnt too bad at all. i mean they are very but the ass wasnt too bad

[DirtyMax]

Holy Grill. Black and Decka Pecka Wrecka! :wooo

[juicedimpss]

ok this should work sucky sucky~:headbang
ok +100000 for you

[mrz28M6]

she puts it to use though jeremy :)

[Crawlin]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

i'm glad my g/f is half vietnamese, so i'll agree with you on THOSE accounts ;)

[DirtyMax]

24 from Brookfield, hey? Nice job!


P.S. What's the Hooters girl's name? I know several of the "staff" from there.

[1quickgtp]

I recently did the whole criagslist hunt.. I got lucky once :) see took 2 pictures with her phone of her tits, and 1 of her purple vibrator ( lmao ) and sent them to me. that that night we went to Qdoba and watched am movie, then did the nasty twice. im horrible. now shes pestering me by txting me ever 10 min!!!

ok back on topic

[hrsp]

awesome job!!! these are great..

[mrz28M6]

nice one quick! i myself have tried craigslist but have discovered its mostly hogs

[BAD LS1]

Not too shabby!! I would hit it like a parked car! Got that nice long hair for sucky sucky control!

Yeah that pirana-like mouth is kinda scary, but as long as the ydidnt interfere... heh whatever!

Good work!

[mrz28M6]

why ty mr tom :)

[1quickgtp]

she actually wasnt a hog, 5'5 115 Ibs, 36b :( rode me reverse cowgirl and sucked me like a dyson!

[Crawlin]

1quickgtp...

so where's the problem?

"uh hello? baby i need a headshot. come on over"

[1quickgtp]

there really isnt a problem, parsay its just, I dont know. I dont want to settle down, she laughs at EVERYTHING!!! and well, I dont know what else. but I think im going over there later to release a load or 2 LMAO.

[Crawlin]

LMAO....

well that'll keep her from laughing... that or choke her ;)

[mrz28M6]

jesus how about a cell # for me? she can harrass me all she wants. haha

[1quickgtp]

once im done with "it" ill give anyone it. I dont care

[Anakonda69]

these threads are hilarious

[RanJer]

once im done with "it" ill give anyone it. I dont care

DIBS :rolf :thumbsup

[jbiscuit]

again, good work. Keep em comin!

[BAD LS1]

Sucked me like a dyson... BWAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHA

That is funny shit! I'm pissed i didnt think of it!

Yeah once in a while you run into those... there was one i had off myspace back in late winter that wanted to give head ALL the time.. public places, car, in her parent's living room. WITH HER PARENTS IN IT! Turned out ot be a bit of a whack job though, hit it and quit it. Tiny little blonde, smallish tits nice round ass, the kind where you can just toss her where you want her like nothing.

God... then where the drunk days back in late winter too! i remember and instance where i was making out with 38 yr old milf at a bar, had a 21 year old daughter that was hot as ****! I wanted to tag both, not even so much at the same time, but just to say i did both mother and daughter LOL.

[juicedimpss]

Sucked me like a dyson... BWAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHA

That is funny shit! I'm pissed i didnt think of it!

Yeah once in a while you run into those... there was one i had off myspace back in late winter that wanted to give head ALL the time.. public places, car, in her parent's living room. WITH HER PARENTS IN IT! Turned out ot be a bit of a whack job though, hit it and quit it. Tiny little blonde, smallish tits nice round ass, the kind where you can just toss her where you want her like nothing.
PICS!

[BAD LS1]

im at work, it will have to wait... She deleted me from her her friends so id have to find her page again anyway lol

I didnt get any pics of the milf, she just showed me pics of her daughter.

Im fired i know ,i know!

There are a few people on her that can vouch for my "manwhore Moments"

[DirtyMax]

God... then where the drunk days back in late winter too! i remember and instance where i was making out with 38 yr old milf at a bar, had a 21 year old daughter that was hot as ****! I wanted to tag both, not even so much at the same time, but just to say i did both mother and daughter LOL.

Your rep points would be off the screen.

+1 for thikning it! :thumbsup

[GaMeRgTp]

once im done with "it" ill give anyone it. I dont care


"IT" LMAO..... So when do you plan on being done with "IT"???? Are you only with her to get "RELEASED" LMAO????? $PEACE$

[rally_scort]

"IT" LMAO..... So when do you plan on being done with "IT"???? Are you only with her to get "RELEASED" LMAO????? $PEACE$

wtf...:loser

[PB86MCSS]

once im done with "it" ill give anyone it. I dont care

As long as *it* isn't the HIV or herpes....badda bing! ;)

I recall the early days of AOL when meeting people was common place, lots of sluts to be had, although many were whack jobs too...as most sluts are.

[BadAzzGTA89]

Slut's are fun:D

[GaMeRgTp]

As long as *it* isn't the HIV or herpes....badda bing! ;)

I recall the early days of AOL when meeting people was common place, lots of sluts to be had, although many were whack jobs too...as most sluts are.

LMAO thats right..... Use protection brother!!!! $PEACE$

[68RR440]

LMAO thats right..... Use protection brother!!!! $PEACE$

Who are you? And what is this '$PEACE$' business all about?

[rally_scort]

Who are you? And what is this '$PEACE$' business all about?

this should clear things up for you

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$PEACE$

[68RR440]

I get it now, but I had to install...

http://daryld.com/schtuff/microsoft_werd.jpg



YO, $PEACE$ HOMIE.

[1quickgtp]

I ahve been editted

[GaMeRgTp]

I shall be done with it pretty soon, I have another that I should be hooking up with in the next couple days.

but as her being clean, shes only been with 2 people :) me being the 3rd, also she was just test last months cause she broke up with her bf after 3 years...man Im such a jerk breaking this lil girls heart so early in her life to relize that all guys are assholes HAHAAHHAHAHAH. oh well. but I will admit, she did it like a dyson again tonight, WHILE I was watching RV, but she sent me a txt message when I was driving home saying. btw this is a DIRECT QUOTE AS IM READING IT OFF MY PHONE "Oh my god u have made me so fvcking horny thanks hehe so when r u cumming 2 fvck this wet juicy pvssy i need your big d1ck in me it better be so ugh babe : )~" so who wants to take care of that for me????????????????????????????????????????????????

I dont know about seconds, but dame she sounds like she likes you and knows what she's doing!!! God damn I need a girl like that!!!You are a playa!!!! I give ya Props!!! $PEACE$

[PureSound15]

I dont know about seconds, but dame she sounds like she likes you and knows what she's doing!!! God damn I need a girl like that!!!You are a playa!!!! I give ya Props!!! $PEACE$


:popcorn :stare Someones going to say something about this response, Animal has another person on his Ignore list, and there might be a new hazing thread :rolf



On topic... You might be the only person I know who has had GOOD luck with the whole myspace dating thing. :haveabeer

[68RR440]

I shall be done with it pretty soon, I have another that I should be hooking up with in the next couple days.

but as her being clean, shes only been with 2 people :) me being the 3rd, also she was just test last months cause she broke up with her bf after 3 years...man Im such a jerk breaking this lil girls heart so early in her life to relize that all guys are assholes HAHAAHHAHAHAH. oh well. but I will admit, she did it like a dyson again tonight, WHILE I was watching RV, but she sent me a txt message when I was driving home saying. btw this is a DIRECT QUOTE AS IM READING IT OFF MY PHONE "Oh my god u have made me so fvcking horny thanks hehe so when r u cumming 2 fvck this wet juicy pvssy i need your big d1ck in me it better be so ugh babe : )~" so who wants to take care of that for me????????????????????????????????????????????????

Your profile says your 22? Grow up. $PEACE$

[mrz28M6]

i would appreciate my thread not being hackjacked thank you:banana1:

[BAD LS1]

i would appreciate my thread not being hackjacked thank you:banana1:

LOL besides, why cant the above people search out their own hoe's?? Thats like sloppy seconds hahaha

There are PLENTY of "jump downs" around, just gotta know where to look

Anywho.... any new storys?

[DirtyMax]

Oh my god u have made me so fvcking horny thanks hehe so when r u cumming 2 fvck this wet juicy pvssy i need your big d1ck in me it better be so ugh babe : )~

That's 161 characters. The most a text can contain is 150. :loser

IL +1

[BAD LS1]

That's 161 characters. The most a text can contain is 150. :loser

IL +1


OWNED

[1quickgtp]

actully its 154. UNOWNED!

[DirtyMax]

154>150 = STILLOWNED :durr

[BAD LS1]

thats 4 over hahaha

Anyway! back to the topic at hand! so does the asian babe take it in the stink-whistle too? LOL

[Slow Joe]

There are a few people on her that can vouch for my "manwhore Moments"

All I'm saying is that I think my exact quotes were "OMG The walls are commin down?!?!??!?!" :rolf :rolf :rolf :rolf

[DirtyMax]

Yeah in other news... I need a name of the Hooters chick or I'm calling BS. I know 90% of them and if she falls in the other 10% I can get the scoop.

Spill it, Rusty. :goof

[juicedimpss]

thats 4 over hahaha

Anyway! back to the topic at hand! so does the asian babe take it in the stink-whistle too? LOL
:rolf now thats back on topic

[BAD LS1]

All I'm saying is that I think my exact quotes were "OMG The walls are commin down?!?!??!?!" :rolf :rolf :rolf :rolf

Heh.. small bathroom!

[MrBigShot]

Mrz28M6 is my new hero !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I gotta get me a My Space account :)

[BAD LS1]

TTT update?? So does the asian babe hand out rusty submarines or what?

[hrsp]

TTT update?? So does the asian babe hand out rusty submarines or what?

:rolf :rolf :rolf

[mrz28M6]

ok ok guys rusty's back with a brand new invention lol heres whats on the agenda for this weekend:
1. hooters chick if she calls, i'm sure she will she isnt stupid :)
2. drop dead hottie that goes to marquette and is loooooaaaadddeddd and reminds me of a sassy librarian from one of my porn's with those black rimmed glasses and banging bod
3. black chick thats extremely intelligent and is an attorney and very cute, fyi i told her "once you you go white, you know you're right" lmao

i will try and post asap as this will be a very busy weeekend :)
p.s i will bring the camera so dont worry!!!

[Slow Joe]

Damn... That's all I'm gunna say... Sounds like a BUSY weekend :rolf

[DirtyMax]

1. hooters chick if she calls, i'm sure she will she isnt stupid :)



Yeah in other news... I need a name of the Hooters chick or I'm calling BS. I know 90% of them and if she falls in the other 10% I can get the scoop.

Spill it, Rusty. :goof


:confused Tick-tock...

[H8RADE]

Use protection brother!!!! $PEACE$
:goof