my dating experience #1 on myspace...

[mrz28M6]

well as i have become single and was sick of meeting chicks at the bars i signed up on myspace. well let the fun begin. i found a browse option that will let me search for single chicks within 10 miles of my house! :headbang so over the next few months i will be going on some dates with every hot chick possible on myspace. lol so heres date #1 i went on today:
this girl was 22 from racine and her pix on myspace were pretty revealing! just my type! so we decide to meet at a bar called viktors and then proceed to go to the zoo (she requested this is what she wanted to do). so i get ready and head out to the bar. i meet her and was pleasantly surprised by her hotness! definitely much better than her pix! we begin to talk and i realize how dumb she is (blonde with nice boobs) go figure. so we get some lunch and a few drinks and head off to the zoo. we get there and she asks the zoo is on bluemound? i thought it was on national ave wtf?? so she wanted to get some ice cream which we did and as she eating it some bees decided to swarm around and she asked "arent they supposed to be hibernating?" later on we checked out the reptile buliding where we came across some snakes and she went on to ask " what if those snakes break the glass and poison you?" i just shook my head and walked away. well about 10 minutes later we ran into the otters and shes like "look at the oysters!" lmao up next were the penguins and i just had to do it! she was reading about them and said they regurgitate i was like you know what that means? shes like um isnt it when they die? lol ok well i after many laughs we decide to go and i drop her off and she gives me a kiss and a hug bye. tomorrow i have a date setup with an ex-stripper (she looks pretty hot in her pix) i will give ya my update on the myspace #2 date on saturday. oh and i will be taking pix from the dates so dont worry i will be posting them!

[juicedimpss]

thats funny shit.
there are some wacky chicks on there,have fun with that....i do

[CruxGNZ]

Can I have the number of the blonde with nice boobs please.

[pOrk]

Sounds like yah coulda banged her and called it " eating out "

What a dumbass

[mrz28M6]

i think i should have made a move as her nice pink thongs were hanging out of her tight low rise jeans lol but there will be another date with her for sure just cause its so entertaining and i wanna get in her pants :)

[fireguyrick]

TTIWWOP.

Funny that you took her to Victims, I mean Viktors.

Rick

[mrz28M6]

lol thats what my friend called it too rick! the place had a very interesting crowd including business guys in suits and prostitutes trying to sell themselves.

[awsomeears]

TTIWWOP.

Funny that you took her to Victims, I mean Viktors.

Rick


I was just going to type that :rolf

[twirkin50]

Thats pretty funny, thanks for reminding me why I got married.

[Yooformula]

Finally the kid made a good thread! But you gotta post their mywhore pics in the thread with their bio for every chick you hook up with. I wonder what she is saying about you right now though...........

[pOrk]

www.hospace.com

[A B4C Z]

Got the link to her lets check her out.

[Cleveland Dave]

^^^^ haha nice link

[Crawlin]

yeah, YOU tell us about the dates...

and then we as a group will put up a poll and vote on which one should get their eyes "welded" shut ;)

[Berettaspeed]

internet chicks have problems man at least from what i have delt with.. hit it and quit it.. and don't let her know where you live..

but sounds like it was fun

[wikked]

<--- 8yr Victim's veteran

:pics

[Goat Roper]

Do you mean Victor's on Van Buren? That place is a train wreck but we used to do all our promotion partys at NM there.

[wikked]

Do you mean Victor's on Van Buren? That place is a train wreck but we used to do all our promotion partys at NM there.

Yep... it's a death grip, you can't escape... victims, aren't we all.

[68RR440]

which one should get their eyes "welded" shut ;)

:rolf :rolf :rolf :rolf :rolf :thumbsup

[mrz28M6]

i will be starting a website probably just like tuckermax.com check him out. hes like my hero! but i will definitely put the pix up and how the date went. i hope you guys will look foward to my work :)

[68RR440]

Just post that shit here.

[Silver350]

Just post that shit here.

:wstupid post them up here or link there myspace profile here :rolf

[97z2801ss]

hahaha that is funny. Cant wait to here more man

[Waver]

a guy I know works at victors....the first time we were there he thaught that he hooker really liked him and thaught he had a chance with her, untill we told hime that everyone can have a chance with her for 100 bucks

[GRAMPS SS]

Do you mean Victor's on Van Buren? That place is a train wreck but we used to do all our promotion partys at NM there.

that place is still open...damm bad memories from the late 70's and mid 80's in that place

[Goat Roper]

that place is still open...damm bad memories from the late 70's and mid 80's in that place

I still have this memory of an older black woman in a too-tight GOLD dress humping one of the support beams, or maybe she was dancing....maybe it was both.

[hrsp]

where are the pics? should video tape your dates and sell it as a documantary? i'll promote for you..woot

[jamest]

that place is still open...damm bad memories from the late 70's and mid 80's in that place

Bad college memories for me from the early 2000's. That place will never die though interesting place to people watch.

[DirtyMax]

Only you, Dustin!

Link her myspace... now!:goof

[BigSnailBuick]

Dude I have went on a few dates due to myspace, they have all turned out really well. Its not all that bad unless you do get a nutty B####. It usually ends the same to : ) vvvvvv

http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f69/Dsmprince/myspace.jpg

[juicedimpss]

i truely believe thats the site for all the local horney chicks.

[BAD LS1]

i truely believe thats the site for all the local horney chicks.

I concur! before the current girl, i whored it up pretty good with diff chicks from around the area off that site LOL, Kyle would gage it to be "a different one every week, sometimes 2!"

[BigSnailBuick]

I concur! before the current girl, i whored it up pretty good with diff chicks from around the area off that site LOL, Kyle would gage it to be "a different one every week, sometimes 2!"
True story :banana1:

[Crawlin]

I do believe I'm using that site for the wrong purpose then :)

[juicedimpss]

I do believe I'm using that site for the wrong purpose then :)
get with the times.
:rolf

[DirtyMax]

If my detective skills haven't failed me, this is her.. The only chick who posted a comment on his page "asking him to go to the zoo" :confused :

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=5023008

So I guess he isn't full of crap... even though she lied about her age and location on her page.

[Lash]

Dang...she looks young as shit.

[mrz28M6]

its a different chick jeremy, i never ended up going to the zoo with that chick that posted the comment. but that 18 yr old chick umm thats another story! what a freak! so your detective skills kind of failed. lol

[BAD LS1]

Thats pretty nice! the innocent looking ones usually are the freaks!

[mrz28M6]

tommy you wouldnt believe that chick. meets me at southridge and is wearing this short short jean skirt. we eat in the food court and i can see everything :)

[theavenger333]

aaaaaaaaand the chit pours outta the hole

[BAD LS1]

HAhaha i can believe it, my current GF does that stuff for me on purpose. I absolutley love it!

[jbiscuit]

this is the coolest idea ever! You get mad rep points from me. You need to start bringing these myspace honeys out to stupid locations etc to see what they will tolerate. Take them to a Goodyear dealers and tell her everything you know about tires. Then take her to your local school and walk laps on the track etc. Stuff to drive them nuts. It would be fun. Me and a friend in college used to have contests to pick up nasty girls at the bars in Whitewater. Ask themn if they want a drink and when they say yea, just stand there and don't order it for them. Pumpers/Mitchells in Whitewater used to have that basketball hoop inside. Well just for fun I "accidentally" bounced the ball off my foot and hit big girl square in the cheek. She STILL wanted me to call her! Ahhhh the fun.

[mrz28M6]

lmao thats funny wagon! i've been to that place called pumpers before actually. we used to have drunken free throw contests there. and leave me some rep points them damnit! lol