Signs that you are white trash.....

[d0nut]

Let's all add to the list!
(Please try to keep it non car specfic. No need to step on anyones pride....)

#1: You become white trash when the body piercing place gives you a senior discount on your nose piercing.

#2: The "gated community" that you live in is a trailer park.

[Mssplayboybunie]

#3 when you cut your grass in the middle of January in the state of Wisconsin or any cold state during that time of year (old neighbors did that this past year):rolf Good old South Milwaukee for ya!

[68RR440]

You let your 14-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids.
You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.
You think a woman who is "out of your league" bowls on a different night.
You wonder how service stations keep their rest-rooms so clean.
Someone in your family died right after saying, "Hey, guys, watch this."
You think Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader.
Your wife's hairdo was once ruined by a ceiling fan.
Your junior prom offered day care.
You think the last words of the "Star-Spangled Banner" are "Gentlemen, start your engines."
You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off its wheels.
The Halloween Pumpkin on your porch has more teeth than your spouse.
You have to go outside to get something from the fridge.
One of your kids was born on a pool table.
You need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at the House of Tattoos.
You can't get married to your sweetheart because there's a law against it.
You think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk.

[Myles]

You think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk.


omfg :rolf :rolf :rolf :rolf

[Korndogg]

You have to go outside to get something from the fridge.



:rolf hey now...i have a bar in my garage with cable tv and a phone and everything so i go outside to get beer from the fridge all the time....lol

[USMARINE1108]

My favorite from Jeff Foxworthy

- If your wife has ever said "Come move this transmission so I can take a bath"

[RyanM]

"You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws."

lmfao

[Waver]

When Jerry Springer calls you personally to be on his show

[68RR440]

When Jerry Springer calls you personally to be on his show
http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b16/parts53186/8cbe8191.gif

[Goat Roper]

Your school fight song was "Dueling Banjos."

You keep a can of RAID on your kitchen table.

Your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.

The gas pedal in your car is shaped like a bare foot.

The primary color of your car is "Bondo."

Your plate after dinner is used as an ashtray.

You have your tail lights on your house blinking around Christmas time.

Your wedding pictures were taken by the lady that does it at walmart.

Your dog can't watch you eat without gagging.

You have a Hefty bag on the passenger side front window of your car.

Jack Daniel makes your list of "most admired Americans."

[USMARINE1108]

Jack Daniel makes your list of "most admired Americans."

Hey.................

[Reverend Cooper]

Signs that you are white trash.....



you drive a pimpalla...lol

[68RR440]

An East Texas couple, both real-life "white trash", had 9 children. They went to the doctor to see about getting the husband "fixed". The doctor asked them why, after nine children would they choose to do this. The husband replied that they had read in a recent article that one out of every ten children being born in North America was Mexican and they didn't want a Mexican baby because neither of them could speak Spanish.

[68RR440]

You take your dog for a walk and you both use the same tree.
You can entertain yourself for more than 15 minutes with a fly swatter.
Your boat has not left the driveway in 15 years. :rolf
You burn your yard rather than mow it.
You think "The Nutcracker" is something you do off the high dive.
The Salvation Army declines your furniture.
You offer to give someone the shirt off your back and they don't want it.
You have the local taxidermist on speed dial.
You come back from the dump with more than you took. :rolf
Your wife can climb a tree faster than your cat.
Your grandmother has "ammo" on her Christmas list. :rolf
You keep flea and tick soap in the shower.
You've been involved in a custody fight over a hunting dog.
You go to the stock car races and don't need a program.
You know how many bales of hay your car will hold.
You have a rag for a gas cap. :rolf
Your house doesn't have curtains, but your truck does.
You can spit without opening your mouth.
You consider your license plate personalized because your father made it.
You have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say "Cool Whip" on the side.
The biggest city you've ever been to is Walmart.
Your working TV sits on top of your non-working TV.
You've used your ironing board as a buffet table.
A tornado hits your neighborhood and does $100,000 worth of improvements.
You've used a toilet brush to scratch your back.
You missed your 5th grade graduation because you were on jury duty.
You think fast food is hitting a deer at 65.