WilliamZ
08-29-2006, 08:19 AM
-Sorry if you heard this one before. It was new to me.-
There was a guy sunbathing in the nude. He saw a little girl coming
toward him, so he covered himself with the newspaper he was reading.
The girl came up to him and asked, "What do you have under the
newspaper?" Thinking quickly, the guy replied, "A bird." The girl
walked
away, and the guy fell asleep.
When he woke up, he was in a hospital in tremendous pain. The Police
asked him what happened. The guy says, "I don't know. I was lying on
the
beach, this little girl asked me a question; I guess I dozed off,
and the
next thing I know is I'm here."
The police went to the beach, found the girl, and asked her "What
did you
do to that naked fellow?" After a pause, the girl replied, "To him?
Nothing. I was playing with his bird and it spit on me, so I broke
its
neck, cracked its eggs, and set its nest on fire!
Never lie to kids!!!!!
There was a guy sunbathing in the nude. He saw a little girl coming
toward him, so he covered himself with the newspaper he was reading.
The girl came up to him and asked, "What do you have under the
newspaper?" Thinking quickly, the guy replied, "A bird." The girl
walked
away, and the guy fell asleep.
When he woke up, he was in a hospital in tremendous pain. The Police
asked him what happened. The guy says, "I don't know. I was lying on
the
beach, this little girl asked me a question; I guess I dozed off,
and the
next thing I know is I'm here."
The police went to the beach, found the girl, and asked her "What
did you
do to that naked fellow?" After a pause, the girl replied, "To him?
Nothing. I was playing with his bird and it spit on me, so I broke
its
neck, cracked its eggs, and set its nest on fire!
Never lie to kids!!!!!