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WilliamZ
08-25-2006, 12:58 AM
I came home tonight and thought "we haven't lit any little dynamites off in the toilet in a long time" My roomate and I lit a few off in his toilet a few months back and they would just explode in the pipes when you flush it down. Well tonight I lit it and tried to flush it! It wouldn't flush and BAM! it blew the side of my toilet out and water went everywhere. The water was leaking down into the garage! Here are a few pictures. I don't think I can call management to replace the toilet :goof

http://images18.fotki.com/v346/photos/4/446466/3948405/d73a524b-vi.jpg

http://images15.fotki.com/v343/photos/4/446466/3948405/ffc8801b-vi.jpg

http://images18.fotki.com/v345/photos/4/446466/3948405/ca2af75a-vi.jpg

http://images18.fotki.com/v345/photos/4/446466/3948405/8930ddd1-vi.jpg

Nix
08-25-2006, 01:03 AM
YES!!!!! Thats awsome, my brother put one of the little dynamites in our parents bird bath last year and it blew it into about 4-5 pieces!!!:banana1:

fastsihb
08-25-2006, 01:10 AM
http://i83.photobucket.com/albums/j294/fastsihb/dfc84bc2.jpg

ps- dont think that you can just come and drop a stinky load in my toilet now, dummy...

titan dohc v8
08-25-2006, 05:16 AM
:rolf :rolf :rolf :rolf that is fu*in funny


yet, at the same time it not, where u gonna drop 1 when u need 2 :confused

:rolf :rolf :rolf

UnderPSI
08-25-2006, 07:39 AM
Oh my god! I am laughing my ass off at this one. That is funny as hell. Free fireworks for you.

I think we need to celebrate the toilet explosion with............a Bonfire!

EDIT: no one uses my bathroom this time....................

Junky Giorgio
08-25-2006, 07:41 AM
williamz you sure you didn't just drop a huge deuce after eating bw3's and use the fireworks as a cover up :rolf :rolf :rolf

BadAzzGTA89
08-25-2006, 07:44 AM
What would make you do something like that?

UnderPSI
08-25-2006, 07:54 AM
Time for a blow up your toilet sale!

Little Dynomite for sale now $2.00 for a pack of 100!

Goat Roper
08-25-2006, 08:30 AM
lmfao, I didn't know what to expect when I clicked on this

Silver350
08-25-2006, 08:35 AM
OMG That is the perfect example why you dont do that shit to your own stuff LOL :rofl

HRSEPLA
08-25-2006, 08:52 AM
Ahh yess, job security. lol
You new throne is waiting at the Supply House....
Bonfire Celebration is in order.

UnderPSI
08-25-2006, 09:07 AM
When you are done fixing his tiolet it would be nice if you could stop by and take a look at the mess that is my plumbing. There is shit every where.

68RR440
08-25-2006, 09:10 AM
What the hell, is he 12?

I had to quote my wife ^^ :rolf :thumbsup

juicedimpss
08-25-2006, 09:14 AM
wow,that just made my whole day,thats funny shit.

sidewayzbimmer
08-25-2006, 09:15 AM
Thats great! PLUS 5 for you! Why would you do that to your own toilet? hahahaha

88Nightmare
08-25-2006, 09:16 AM
where can you buy these little dynamite things?

UnderPSI
08-25-2006, 09:17 AM
^^^ See new title under my name.


The line for little dynamite starts after williams. no pushing or shoving.

juicedimpss
08-25-2006, 09:17 AM
where can you buy these little dynamite things?
i think underpsi knows a guy with a few for sale,id pm him.

Slow Joe
08-25-2006, 09:26 AM
:rolf That's hilarious... Why would you... :rolf Your own toilet?!?!

And is that a girly thing of some form of "body wash" I see behind you in the first pic Williams?!?! :rolf

97z2801ss
08-25-2006, 09:27 AM
bwahahahaha why would u do that to ur own toilet?

wikked
08-25-2006, 09:46 AM
ahahaha

Because it's supposed to flush, and not blowout your porcelain god.

Nice though! :thumbsup

WilliamZ
08-25-2006, 10:24 AM
:rolf That's hilarious... Why would you... :rolf Your own toilet?!?!

And is that a girly thing of some form of "body wash" I see behind you in the first pic Williams?!?! :rolf

LOL hey I like to smell good :thumbsup


It's really face scrub ;)

JohnnyT
08-25-2006, 11:08 AM
I though it was Mr. Bubble bubble bath... :rolf

Crawlin
08-25-2006, 11:14 AM
bwahahahaha

but on the other hand, WHEW... i was clicking on this thread to see pics of a hole in the side of your engine block

ThatWhiteCivic
08-25-2006, 12:16 PM
ahahahahahah that is some funny shit. Just tell management it was a faluty toilet to begin with. lol

HRSEPLA
08-25-2006, 02:06 PM
Now thats a Man's Deuche!
Clean that undercarriage beoch!

Teufelhunden
08-25-2006, 02:07 PM
Hamma hamma

http://oldriverbillzumwalt.members.ktis.net/images/jb-weld.gif

junk mx6 no rly
08-25-2006, 02:55 PM
i used to do that till i realized that might happen so i use bottle rockets lol funny cuz my neibhor is like i hear a "whistleing in the basement sometimes do you guys have abird?":rolf

yeah jb weld or epoxy that ***** not liek its under pressure then again if you try to pass 10lbs of shit ina 4lb hole byby epoxy.

BAD LS1
08-25-2006, 04:28 PM
BWHAHAHAHAAH!!! It's one thing to wreck someone elses shit... But its even funnier when you wreck your own stuff on purpose!!

carkid0101
08-25-2006, 07:06 PM
is that joshes toilet like *umm* last time? hahaha, i can only imagine how pissed he is if he has to use yours or you have to use his, hahahahahahahahahahaha:banana1: :banana1: :banana1:

Flicktitty
08-25-2006, 08:32 PM
hahahaha Way to go big homie!

EVIL AWD
08-26-2006, 05:10 PM
Way to go Cletis! Only your crazy @ss would attempt something like this.:thumbsup

Holeshot
08-26-2006, 08:31 PM
Roflmao !!!!! Are you trying out for Myth Busters? Thats Classic

Lash
08-26-2006, 08:34 PM
LMAO!!!! Thats good **** right thur.

Poncho
08-26-2006, 11:24 PM
so where you pissin' for the weekend?? plants? or is there a stool to stand on in front of the bathroom sink???

nismodave
08-26-2006, 11:57 PM
You crack me up, WilliamZ.

But you need Jesus.:rolf

JakeJeske
08-27-2006, 12:19 AM
i think you did that so you and josh would have to share a toliet. haha

Big Boost
08-27-2006, 08:51 AM
So when you said that you like to "Blow some shit up", you were serious huh?

2kgtp
08-27-2006, 10:20 AM
HAHAH That was great! Just a matter of time. Figures you flush many of them down Joshs, and nothing happens.

fly5150
08-27-2006, 03:19 PM
Carefull Chris, They are watching you.......

http://msnbc.msn.com/id/14516080/?GT1=8404

WilliamZ
08-28-2006, 09:17 AM
:rolf

JudgeThis: I had it fixed the next day thanks to Sam. :thumbsup

Rob: damn right!

2kgtp (dave G): Funny thing is when we were finished installing the new toilet, Josh lit some off in HIS again. We went down to the garage and when it would explode in the 4" PVC Sam could see the flash in the pipe. :D

68RR440
08-28-2006, 09:25 AM
Carefull Chris, They are watching you.......

http://msnbc.msn.com/id/14516080/?GT1=8404
:rolf :rolf :rolf :thumbsup