d0nut
08-24-2006, 05:45 PM
Should be safe but don't let your 5 year old tell it at church......
Three men
There were these three travelers who came to a farm house.
They asked the farmer if they could stay for the night. He invited them in for dinner and told them they could stay but if they fvcked his daughter he would cut their dicks off however their fathers made a living.
The next day at breakfast he asked the first man did you fvck my daughter, the man replied "I cannot tell a lie yes sir I did." The farmer asked him how did your father make a living he said he was a butcher the farmer got out a butcher knife and cut his **** off.
Then the farmer turned to the second man and asked did you fvck my daughter he said "yes sir I cannot tell a lie," again the farmer asked how did your father make a living he replied he was a meat grinder, the farmer got a meat grinder out and ground his **** off.
The final man was sitting there at the table laughing loudly. The farmer said what are you laughing at didn't you fvck my daughter too? The man replied yes but my daddy was a lollipop maker you have to suck mine off.
Three men
There were these three travelers who came to a farm house.
They asked the farmer if they could stay for the night. He invited them in for dinner and told them they could stay but if they fvcked his daughter he would cut their dicks off however their fathers made a living.
The next day at breakfast he asked the first man did you fvck my daughter, the man replied "I cannot tell a lie yes sir I did." The farmer asked him how did your father make a living he said he was a butcher the farmer got out a butcher knife and cut his **** off.
Then the farmer turned to the second man and asked did you fvck my daughter he said "yes sir I cannot tell a lie," again the farmer asked how did your father make a living he replied he was a meat grinder, the farmer got a meat grinder out and ground his **** off.
The final man was sitting there at the table laughing loudly. The farmer said what are you laughing at didn't you fvck my daughter too? The man replied yes but my daddy was a lollipop maker you have to suck mine off.