I saved a mouse today and kicked a bird

[awsomeears]

So im the hood today at some asian house, big bird cage made out of chicken wire. Well while I was installing some stuff onto a furnace I heard.

Squeek Squeek.................

A small mouse was stuck, 1/2 of its BUTT was stuck in the wire. Since im such a nice guy I brought out my Jaws of Life " Green lefty snips " and snipped away and set him free.............................

Then at the same place I was walking from the front of the home to the basement, I walked around the corner and Blammmmmm I kicked a Flying bird :rolf

How many times in your life have you ever saved a Mouse from death and kicked a Flying Bird. :stare

I feel lucky today whats powerball @ ?

[slow85vette]

Powerball's at 20 million, I believe

[Korndogg]

hahaha man that made me laugh. thank you

[Poncho]

thats funny shit. especially when you're drunk. like now

[nismodave]

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[KillerTA]

Yeah, kicking animals is F'ing hilarious. That's usually what I do on the weekends is go around and kick living animals and watch them suffer. Good times

[Car Guy]

So im the hood today at some asian house, big bird cage made out of chicken wire. Well while I was installing some stuff onto a furnace I heard.

Squeek Squeek.................

A small mouse was stuck, 1/2 of its BUTT was stuck in the wire. Since im such a nice guy I brought out my Jaws of Life " Green lefty snips " and snipped away and set him free.............................

Then at the same place I was walking from the front of the home to the basement, I walked around the corner and Blammmmmm I kicked a Flying bird :rolf

How many times in your life have you ever saved a Mouse from death and kicked a Flying Bird. :stare

I feel lucky today whats powerball @ ?



Did all of this happen before or after you smoked some CRACK COCAINE........!!!

[Reverend Cooper]

wish i had that luck lol

[awsomeears]

Did all of this happen before or after you smoked some CRACK COCAINE........!!!

Well if I really wanted to I would just have to walk outside find a brotha and ask " I need the good stuff "

:rolf

The hood is a very interesting place I must say :thumbsup

[PHDcamaro]

The hood is a very interesting place I must say :thumbsup

yes... yes it is

[awsomeears]

It's nothing like those RAP videos you see :-0

[Lil' Five Seven]

lol that is to funny:rolf

[juicedimpss]

thats pretty cool.

[pnad]

Then at the same place I was walking from the front of the home to the basement, I walked around the corner and Blammmmmm I kicked a Flying bird :rolf


Hilarious! I would pay to see that on video. How the hell did you manage to kick a bird? I am picturing some Bruce Lee flying kick. Did you yell WAUSAU! when you did it? I bet you didn't know that Wausau was named after old Kung Fu movie sound effects.

[SlowStee]

I swear I almost smacked a bird with my windshield the other day :banana