View Full Version : I saved a mouse today and kicked a bird
awsomeears
08-11-2006, 09:08 PM
So im the hood today at some asian house, big bird cage made out of chicken wire. Well while I was installing some stuff onto a furnace I heard.
Squeek Squeek.................
A small mouse was stuck, 1/2 of its BUTT was stuck in the wire. Since im such a nice guy I brought out my Jaws of Life " Green lefty snips " and snipped away and set him free.............................
Then at the same place I was walking from the front of the home to the basement, I walked around the corner and Blammmmmm I kicked a Flying bird :rolf
How many times in your life have you ever saved a Mouse from death and kicked a Flying Bird. :stare
I feel lucky today whats powerball @ ?
slow85vette
08-11-2006, 09:20 PM
Powerball's at 20 million, I believe
Korndogg
08-11-2006, 09:25 PM
hahaha man that made me laugh. thank you
Poncho
08-12-2006, 12:09 AM
thats funny shit. especially when you're drunk. like now
nismodave
08-12-2006, 01:10 AM
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KillerTA
08-13-2006, 12:06 AM
Yeah, kicking animals is F'ing hilarious. That's usually what I do on the weekends is go around and kick living animals and watch them suffer. Good times
Car Guy
08-13-2006, 12:22 AM
So im the hood today at some asian house, big bird cage made out of chicken wire. Well while I was installing some stuff onto a furnace I heard.
Squeek Squeek.................
A small mouse was stuck, 1/2 of its BUTT was stuck in the wire. Since im such a nice guy I brought out my Jaws of Life " Green lefty snips " and snipped away and set him free.............................
Then at the same place I was walking from the front of the home to the basement, I walked around the corner and Blammmmmm I kicked a Flying bird :rolf
How many times in your life have you ever saved a Mouse from death and kicked a Flying Bird. :stare
I feel lucky today whats powerball @ ?
Did all of this happen before or after you smoked some CRACK COCAINE........!!!
Reverend Cooper
08-13-2006, 08:22 AM
wish i had that luck lol
awsomeears
08-13-2006, 07:24 PM
Did all of this happen before or after you smoked some CRACK COCAINE........!!!
Well if I really wanted to I would just have to walk outside find a brotha and ask " I need the good stuff "
:rolf
The hood is a very interesting place I must say :thumbsup
PHDcamaro
08-13-2006, 07:54 PM
The hood is a very interesting place I must say :thumbsup
yes... yes it is
awsomeears
08-13-2006, 10:04 PM
It's nothing like those RAP videos you see :-0
Lil' Five Seven
08-14-2006, 12:34 PM
lol that is to funny:rolf
juicedimpss
08-14-2006, 12:41 PM
thats pretty cool.
Then at the same place I was walking from the front of the home to the basement, I walked around the corner and Blammmmmm I kicked a Flying bird :rolf
Hilarious! I would pay to see that on video. How the hell did you manage to kick a bird? I am picturing some Bruce Lee flying kick. Did you yell WAUSAU! when you did it? I bet you didn't know that Wausau was named after old Kung Fu movie sound effects.
SlowStee
08-14-2006, 04:22 PM
I swear I almost smacked a bird with my windshield the other day :banana
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