Garbage...

[H8RADE]

So I get done throwing down at rugby practice, and head into Pewaukee to see the sights at the custard-dome.
On the way there, I had to stop and toss the beat-down on a scag croak named Savage Henry.
Needless to say, I had about $19k in my coin tray.
I showed up with the Juggernaut, talked some smack, and began to flog my whip homeward when I looked in the coin tray.
I found a little less than 6 grand.
THAT LEAVES ABOUT $13K UNACCOUNTED FOR...BIATCHES...
My friend had 2 gold ingats, a Rolex Oyster Perp, and some Uranium P32 in the map slot in the passenger door, AND NO ONE TOUCHED IT.
I have retained a lawyer, and we are preparing a plan to recover my cheese.
I don't trust banks, and now I find out I can't even trust a group of COMPLETE FUGGIN' STRANGERS.
You make me sad...
See you in court...

[68RR440]

:rolf :rolf :rolf

[nismodave]

The Juggernaut stole it.

[GTSLOW]

Nice haha :wtf :rolf

[HITMAN]

Are you sure you weren't just abducted by aliens that just helped themselves your green for "cab" fare?

[BadAzzGTA89]

Who keeps that much money in there car?
Keep it at home were it's safe:thumbsup

[Yooformula]

Agreed the juggarnaut stole it!

[52isntbigenough]

?????????????????

[Waver]

Who keeps that much money in there car?
Keep it at home were it's safe:thumbsup


Better yet, why would you have that much in your coin tray? At least keep it in your glove box locked up.......

[52isntbigenough]

Better yet, why would you have that much in your coin tray? At least keep it in your glove box locked up.......

Tollways...dude travels to see his Ho's and collect his cash.

[Waver]

Tollways...dude travels to see his Ho's and collect his cash.


for 19k that is a lot of tolls....I-pass?

[juicedimpss]

uh,wow. thats funny **** there.

[Cleveland Dave]

hahahahaha nice

[jbiscuit]

ha ha ha thats gangsta

http://www.sikhnet.com/Sikhnet%5Cdirectory.nsf/68F9D9D6916B253987256BC6005DE051/$file/bib%20gangsta.jpg

[Teufelhunden]

BC...I'm glad you and the J-naut stopped by. Next time don't leave all those nickels in plain view. I also have retained a lawyer, I hurt my back...13k in nickles is freakin' heavy. Next time bring the Jeep so I can steal that too!

EDIT: We should all give you negative rep for chirping second on the way out.

[T-Bag]

I don't know whether I should laugh or cry laughing

[H8RADE]

BC...I'm glad you and the J-naut stopped by. Next time don't leave all those nickels in plain view. I also have retained a lawyer, I hurt my back...13k in nickles is freakin' heavy. Next time bring the Jeep so I can steal that too!

EDIT: We should all give you negative rep for chirping second on the way out.
Unintentional.
My floor mat got stuck on the accelerator pedal.
Also, I have throttle-by-wire...and I think someone was messing with the wire!
:headbang

[Yooformula]

sorry trying to dry hump the intake.

[RanJer]

The Juggernaut stole it,b1tch!

Just seems like that extra word needs to be there, after seeing the video :)

[FANAT1C]

I'm also leaning towards the Juggernaut!! And yeah you have to add the biatch in there!!! :headbang

[H8RADE]

My truck has been dusted for prints, and we have narrowed it down to a 'Homo Sapien'...emphasis on teh HOMO.
I am pushing(get it?)for full cavity searches of anyone in the Milwaukee Metro area whose car has exceeded 3600 rpm in the last 10 days.
I will need those who meet that criteria to meet me at the bar at 124th and Beloit at 6 pm on the 15th of Smarch.
Five to One baby.....
One in Five.....
No one here.....
Gets out alive.....
-
-Suck that down, feltchers.
I need to go and get a Brazilian Wax so I can wear my fishnet Speedo Jr. for burgers tomorrow night.
Laffy Taffy Mudder Fukker.

[Korndogg]

wow im lost lol


im just gonna go shine up my car for solid gold tonight and pretend i never saw this

[68RR440]

wow im lost lol

Line starts here ^^ for the cavity searches... :stare The old "I'm lost" routine. :goof

[Korndogg]

hell yeah man im ready for a cavity search..lets go!

[Cryptic]

:rolf good stuff

[Poncho]

dude I swear I went to the dentist and they said my cavities were fine...

wasn't me. though I did just buy Grim's camaro. :durr

[HITMAN]

dude I swear I went to the dentist and they said my cavities were fine...

wasn't me. though I did just buy Grim's camaro. :durr


Just what you need, another non-running GM product...:tomato :flipoff: :rolf :thumbsup

[Poncho]

no way man, hopes and dreams get you far...

I mean just look at the success the Bucks have had since getting rid of Ray Allen

[GTSLOW]

dude I swear I went to the dentist and they said my cavities were fine...

wasn't me. though I did just buy Grim's camaro. :durr

Thats why you're selling the GTO?

How much did grim want for it?

[HITMAN]

Thats why you're selling the GTO?

How much did grim want for it?

I heard it was a buck-two-eighty...:goof

[Poncho]

I heard it was a buck-two-eighty...:goof

thankfully I got him down to a buck-zero-one twenty. :goof