Wednesday Joke

[juicedimpss]

A man met a beautiful lady and he decided he wanted to marry her right
away. She protested, "But we don't know anything about each other." He
replied, "That's all right; we'll learn about each other as we go along."

So she consented, and they were married and went on a honeymoon to a
very nice resort.

One morning, they were lying by the pool when he got up off his towel,
climbed up to the 10 meter board and did a two and a half tuck gainer,
entering the water perfectly, almost without a ripple. This was followed by
a three rotations in jackknife position before he again straightened out and
cut the water like a knife. After a few more demonstrations, he came back
and lay down on his towel.

She said, "That was incredible!"

He said, "I used to be an Olympic diving champion. You see, I told you
we'd learn more about ourselves as we went along."

So she got up, jumped in the pool and started doing laps. She was
moving so fast that the froth from her pushing off at one end of the pool
would hardly be gone before she was already touching the other end of the
pool. She did laps in freestyle, breast stroke, even butterfly! After about
thirty laps, completed in mere minutes, she climbed back out and lay down on
her towel, barely breathing hard.

He said, "That was incredible! Were you an Olympic endurance swimmer?"

'No," she said, "I was a hooker in Kentucky and I worked both sides of
the Ohio River."

[Flicktitty]

hahahahaha thats pretty good

[juicedimpss]

The mother of a 17-year-old girl was concerned that her daughter was having sex.

Worried the girl might become pregnant and adversely impact the family's status, she consulted the family doctor.

The doctor told her that teenagers today were very willful and any attempt to stop the girl would probably result in

rebellion. He then told her to arrange for her daughter to be put on birth control and until then, talk to her and give her a box of condoms.

Later that evening, as her daughter was preparing for a date, the woman told her about the situation and handed her a box of condoms

The girl burst out laughing and reached over to hug her mother saying:

"Oh Mom! You don't have to worry about that! I'm dating Susan!"

[Reverend Cooper]

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[68RR440]

Once there was a midget who complained to his buddy
that his balls ached all the time. As he was always
talking about his aching balls, his friend suggested that he go to
the doctor & see what he could do to relieve the problem.
The midget took his advice and went to the doctor
& told him what the problem was. The doctor told him to
drop his pants & he would have a look.
The midget dropped his pants & the doctor put him
up onto the examining table & proceeded to look for the
trouble. The doc put one finger under his left testicle and told the
midget to cough, which he did.
"Ah! Ah!" mumbled the doc and putting his finger
under the right one asked him to cough again, which he did.
"Ah! Ah!" said the doctor and reached for his surgical scissors.
Snip, snip, snip on the right side & then snip,
snip, snip on the left side & he told the midget to pull up his
pants & see if it still ached. The midget was delighted as he
walked around the doc's office and his testicles were not aching.

"What did you do Doc?" he asked.

The doc replied..."I cut two inches off the top of your cowboy
boots!!"

[68RR440]

One day Jane met Tarzan in the jungle. She was very attracted to him and, during her questions about his life, she asked him how he managed for sex. "What's that?" he asked. She explained to him what sex was, and he said, "Oh,Tarzan use hole in trunk of tree."

Horrified, she said, "Tarzan you have that all wrong! I will show you how to do it properly." She took off her clothes, lay down on the ground, and spread her legs wide. "Here," she said, pointing, "You must put it in here." Tarzan removed his loincloth, stepped closer and then gave her an almighty kick in the crotch. Jane rolled around in agony.
Eventually she managed to gasp, "Why the hell did you do that?"

"Tarzan check for bees!"

[johnny--2k]

HAHAHAHA!!! Thats too good!

[mr. meaner]

A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car and
was pulled over by a woman police officer who was also a blonde.

The blonde cop asked to see the blonde driver's license. She dug through
her purse and was getting progressively more agitated.

"What does it look like?" She finally asked.

The policewoman replied "It's square and it has your picture on it."

The driver finally found a square mirror in her purse, looked at it, and
handed it to the policewoman. "Here it is," she said.

The blonde officer looked at the mirror, then handed it back saying,

"Okay, you can go. I didn't realize you were a cop."

[68RR440]

My dad told me that one a while ago ^^ thats fuggin funny as hell! :rolf :goof

[juicedimpss]

that was funny.

[hrsp]

keep em coming these are funny ****