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Big Boost
08-07-2006, 09:39 AM
My cousin called me from Chicago and told me that he paid $3.99 for premium for his Vette last night. Day-umm. It's only a matter of days before it hits here.

If the Alaskan Pipe Line provides only 8% of the world supply and factoring the ratio of demand and supply the US provides, how in the fizzle can the price jump up $20 a barrel? We are all getting raped and it's never going to stop. I should've bought those oil stocks back in '88 when I had the chance....

UnderPSI
08-07-2006, 09:42 AM
The Juggernaut is the true pimp :thumbsup

"You like my Space Ship? It's a yellow BMW with Davin rims" :goof

MurphysLaw88GT
08-07-2006, 09:53 AM
In the film "the juggernaut" the guy with the pimpcane is the oil companies when he is counting mony and saying "pimpin these hoes is easy as hell..look at all this money". american citizens=the hoes being pimped at the pump

Big Boost
08-07-2006, 09:53 AM
As my signature says,

I don't sell hoes! See my muthafu*kin' suit? I sell candy, I'm a part time stripper AND I do hair...

nismodave
08-07-2006, 09:55 AM
Commense LASER DODGING.......HUH!!!

Big Boost
08-07-2006, 10:00 AM
....the guy with the pimpcane is the oil companies when he is counting mony and saying "pimpin these hoes is easy as hell..look at all this money".

Damn, you're absolutely right. I guess that the Juggernaut represents the United States. The huge unstoppable force.

Karps TA
08-07-2006, 10:13 AM
Govt weilds a pretty big pimp cane. Look at the people who won Powerball this weekend. $208 million dollar prize, and the govt gets nearly half of that right on the spot. All for doing nothing. You don't even get a ball tickle for your troubles.

Oil companies only gets money when you buy their product.

Govt gets it when you earn money, when you spend money, when you save money, when you win money, when someone dies and they give you money, when you win something that isn't even money....

88Nightmare
08-07-2006, 12:54 PM
**** oil companies. **** governmental gasoline tax. all of us in here should throw down some money and we will make our own oil company.

MurphysLaw88GT
08-07-2006, 02:56 PM
i got the wells. my grandma has 21 of the bitches. except we cant pump em. (they are the national "reserve" wells.)but we can pump em if we had our own country

Todd Z
08-07-2006, 06:20 PM
The breakdown
Oil company 9.4%
gas station 9%
Govt. 17%
WOW

Big Boost
08-07-2006, 07:51 PM
Um, that adds up to 35.4%.....

Todd Z
08-07-2006, 08:17 PM
Profit margine!!!!!!!!!!!11

Todd Z
08-07-2006, 08:19 PM
Sorry 17% is not considered profit, Govt. calls it taxes.

Reverend Cooper
08-07-2006, 08:56 PM
oil companies suck total ass

Al
08-07-2006, 10:29 PM
I wonder about voting for Democrats?