Anyone bored this weekend??

[Slow Joe]

Anyone with DSM knowledge bored this weekend? I need to put the Laser back together, and just want a hand from maybe someone that knows what they're doing... If you don't know what's going on, I'm doing the head gasket on it, it's all apart and just needs to be put back together. This should be a one day project. Voulenteers will be rewarded, especially if we get the thing back together!! :thumbsup

I just want this thing out of my hair, it's my ex-girlfriend's mom's, and her and I aren't on great terms at the moment, but I can't just ditch the thing in their driveway, I'm not that much of a d!ck. Especially since I was seeing this chick for a couple years...

So once again, help is appreciated, anyone wanna help a brotha out!??!?! :durr

[Teufelhunden]

not THAT bored :)

non-turbo?

[Flight_740]

not THAT bored :)

non-turbo?


:rolf :rolf

[BAD LS1]

"I'll bring my ******* tool box!" (see jerky boys)

[Nix]

If you and this female are on "not so good terms" could she reward the people that help put it back togther?:thumbsup :banana1: j/k man

[BAD LS1]

BWAHAHAHAHAH "im here for the gangbang" (see old school)

OR

"We'll let the boys run a train on your girl here" (see training day)

[Slow Joe]

Non-Turbo 1.8L SOHC... :rolf Yeah, I don't think she'd reward anyone that way at this point, not even me... Unless you're... Ok, I won't get into it... I just want the damn thing done and gone...

[BAD LS1]

Non-Turbo 1.8L SOHC... :rolf Yeah, I don't think she'd reward anyone that way at this point, not even me... Unless you're... Ok, I won't get into it... I just want the damn thing done and gone...


What are you saying???

A arsenal of DSM mechanics gangbanging her would complicate your allready taxed relationship with her?

[Slow Joe]

What are you saying???

A arsenal of DSM mechanics gangbanging her would complicate your allready taxed relationship with her?

Bwahahahaha... Not exactly what I was thinking, but hey if you guys can easily get some out of her, more power to ya... :rolf :rolf

[BAD LS1]

Could get her a shirt with this picture on it... i will gladly go to walmart and have it made... lol

I dont know how to work on DSM's so i wont be there ha

http://www.orlyowl.com/upload/files/BukkakeRLY.jpg

[BAD LS1]

Bwahahahaha... Not exactly what I was thinking, but hey if you guys can easily get some out of her, more power to ya... :rolf :rolf

http://www.orlyowl.com/upload/files/doggy_rly.jpg

[Slow Joe]

Bwahahahah Yeah Tom, I figured you wouldn't since DSMs aren't your thing... Anyone???? They really aren't my thing either, but sometimes I step out of the Mustang realm and work on something a little different...

[BAD LS1]

I have not found a DSM Rly? owl for you yet...

[Slow Joe]

:rolf :rolf

[BAD LS1]

Im bored can you tell?? how goes it accross the street over there in fat ernie land? ha ha

Thats a sweet brown accord with "NO TITLE" i see every morning...$5595 for that one too? lol

[Slow Joe]

It's kinda boring over here... We're doing inventory, talk about sucks!! I've been booking out cars in Promax for the past 5 days... This is like playing russian rilouette (sp) with 5 bullets... :rolf

[GTSLOW]

:rolf

Someone needs to get the pic of the doggie leash on the dsm crank and chop ORLY in there!

[Slow Joe]

Come on guys, little help here... :durr :rolf

[xxsn0blindxx]

http://joseph-ng.com/images/dsmrly.jpg

[Slow Joe]

Lol, Nice!!

[GTSLOW]

:rolf nice one

[Reverend Cooper]

dood wtf. pay for a tow...better yet i'll pay for it drop that ***** off in da curb with a bow around it

[moels]

Yeah **** doing the car for her. Don't pay for a tow! Tell her to come get her ****!

[Reverend Cooper]

better yet push that **** in the street call the cops tell them its abandoned and let them tow it away to the pound. your happy,cops are happy,she gets to pay to get the car back in pieces and is happy. its a win win situation

[Slow Joe]

Bwahahahah I'm just scared of what she'll do if she got the car back in peices... either Kristie or I leave our car outside at the apartment, and there aren't any cameras... Last thing I need to do is come outside to see my Mustang or her Grand Am destroyed, and no evidence of who did it...

EDIT: BTW She knows where the new apartment is...

[Reverend Cooper]

restraining order in line hereh

[moels]

Now wait, this is your ex's mom's car? Are you on good terms with the mom? If so, just finish the gasket job for her. If not, tell her to come pick it up as is.

[Slow Joe]

Yea, ex's mom's car... Good terms?? Who knows??

EDIT: Wayner her mom is married, and not going anywhere... :rolf :rolf

[moels]

I don't get it Joe, that was above my head apparently.

[Slow Joe]

:rolf maybe I read into that wrong...

[moels]

Did you think I was asking about the mom?? jesus Joe, I ain't that old. But if she's hot I'll hit it...........2 times!! lol

[Reverend Cooper]

scrap the car and tell her you will give her a pearl necklace instead

[Greg@GLD]

Joe's doing the mom.

[moels]

lol

[Reverend Cooper]

i think she is ******* him. esp. if he has to fix that **** heap lol

[moels]

Well Joe, is the mom hot? Are you bagging her? WTF?

[Reverend Cooper]

does she take it in the heiney or what....wtf

[Slow Joe]

:rolf :rolf No I'm not banging her mom... And she's uhhh let's just say if they all age the same way I'm happy I'm not with her... :rolf

[moels]

:rolf :rolf No I'm not banging her mom... And she's uhhh let's just say if they all age the same way I'm happy I'm not with her... :rolf

Hahahahahaha, well put Joe.

[Slow Joe]

Her sister though... wow... But as I said if they age the same... :rolf

[Reverend Cooper]

your screwing the daughters and the mommy, your the man,,,damn

[Slow Joe]

:rolf That's the way to put it Coop... :rolf :rolf

[HITMAN]

:rolf

Someone needs to get the pic of the doggie leash on the dsm crank and chop ORLY in there!


Please excuse the lame attempt, but my skills at photo-chopping are quite feeble. Someday, I'll learn how to do it right but in the mean time, here's your requested pic...

http://img89.imageshack.us/img89/3426/crankwalk2ch6.jpg

[Reverend Cooper]

hey joe maybe in some pshychotic way that car is the last link holding you to together. as long as the car is there she has a tie to you. then they call and wanna do lunch and start coming over and calling when you with the new girl. thats not love its stalking dood ditch the car and ditch the *****

[Slow Joe]

I just want the ****** thing done and gone...