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07-22-2006, 02:29 PM
A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settles in he glanced
up and saw the most beautiful redhead boarding the plane. He soon
realized that she was heading straight towards his seat. As fate would
have it, she took the seat right beside his.
Eager to strike up a conversation, he blurted out "Business trip or pleasure?"
She turned, smiled and said, "Business, I'm going to the Annual
Nymphomaniacs of America convention in Chicago."
He swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgous woman he had ever seen
sitting next to him, and she was going to a meeting for nymphomaniacs!
Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked.
"What's your business role at the convention?"
"I am the lead lecturer," she responded. "I take what I have learned
from my own personal experiences to debunk some of the popular myths
about sexuality."
"Really," he said, "and what kinds of myths are there?"
"Well," she explained, "one popular myth is that African-American men
are the most well-endowed of all men, when in fact it is the Native
American Indian who is most likely to possess that trait. Another
popular myth is that French men are the best lovers, when actually it is
the men of Jewish descent that are the best. I have also discovered that
the lover with the absoulute best stamina is the Southern Redneck."
Suddenly the woman became a little uncomfortable and blushed. "I'm
sorry," she said, "I shouldn't really be discussing all this with you.
I don't even know your name."
"Tonto," the man said, "Tonto Goldstein, but my friends call me
Bubba."
:rolf :rolf :rolf
up and saw the most beautiful redhead boarding the plane. He soon
realized that she was heading straight towards his seat. As fate would
have it, she took the seat right beside his.
Eager to strike up a conversation, he blurted out "Business trip or pleasure?"
She turned, smiled and said, "Business, I'm going to the Annual
Nymphomaniacs of America convention in Chicago."
He swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgous woman he had ever seen
sitting next to him, and she was going to a meeting for nymphomaniacs!
Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked.
"What's your business role at the convention?"
"I am the lead lecturer," she responded. "I take what I have learned
from my own personal experiences to debunk some of the popular myths
about sexuality."
"Really," he said, "and what kinds of myths are there?"
"Well," she explained, "one popular myth is that African-American men
are the most well-endowed of all men, when in fact it is the Native
American Indian who is most likely to possess that trait. Another
popular myth is that French men are the best lovers, when actually it is
the men of Jewish descent that are the best. I have also discovered that
the lover with the absoulute best stamina is the Southern Redneck."
Suddenly the woman became a little uncomfortable and blushed. "I'm
sorry," she said, "I shouldn't really be discussing all this with you.
I don't even know your name."
"Tonto," the man said, "Tonto Goldstein, but my friends call me
Bubba."
:rolf :rolf :rolf