HITMAN
07-22-2006, 11:43 AM
I've been waiting for to get one of these stupid scam e-mails for years and I finally got one. I thought I would post it for your viewing pleasure. Notice all of the punctuation and grammatical errors and then look look at the signature on the bottom. That is what makes this truly amusing...
Dearest Friend,
It's been long I heard from you. Well, I just want to use this medium tothank
you very much for your earlier assistance to help me in receiving my late
client's funds which was deposited with Standard Trust Bank Plc.I am obliged to
inform you that I have succeeded in receiving the fundswith the help of a new
partner from Paris In France . Everything was perfectly done because we strike a
deal with one of the Lady accountant who works with the Bank and she rendered a
tremendous help to us. My new
partner initiated this idea and everything worked out successfully.
In appreciation of your earlier assistance to me in receiving the Funds,I have
decided to compensate you with the sum of $950,000 in a CHECK (Nine Hundred and
Fifty Thousand United States Dollars). This is from my own share. I did this
simply to show you that it is good to do good things to the right people always.
Presently, I am in Paris In France for investment project with my own share
under the advice of my partner. Meanwhile, I didn't forget your past efforts and
attempts to assist me in transferring those funds despite that it failed us
somehow. I will be sending you e-mail from
time to time to know if you have received your share or not.Now contact my
personal assistant in Benin Republic, Chinedu Emeka on his email and do send him
your contact address where you want the CHECK to be sent you. His e-mail
address:chineduemeka66@myway.com
Please do let me know immediately, if you received it so that we can share the
joy together after all the suffer ness at that time. In the moment, I'm very
busy here in Paris In France because of the investment projects, which the new
partner and me are having at hand.So feel free
to get in touch with Chinedu Emeka to send the cheque to you without any delay.
With My Best Regards,
Barrister Frank Edward
Main Entry: bar·ris·ter
Function: noun
1 : a lawyer who argues cases before a British court; especially : one who is allowed to argue before a British high court.
The mind fairly boggles at the thought of $950,000. I'll finally be able to afford that double-wide trailer I've always wanted...:rolf
Dearest Friend,
It's been long I heard from you. Well, I just want to use this medium tothank
you very much for your earlier assistance to help me in receiving my late
client's funds which was deposited with Standard Trust Bank Plc.I am obliged to
inform you that I have succeeded in receiving the fundswith the help of a new
partner from Paris In France . Everything was perfectly done because we strike a
deal with one of the Lady accountant who works with the Bank and she rendered a
tremendous help to us. My new
partner initiated this idea and everything worked out successfully.
In appreciation of your earlier assistance to me in receiving the Funds,I have
decided to compensate you with the sum of $950,000 in a CHECK (Nine Hundred and
Fifty Thousand United States Dollars). This is from my own share. I did this
simply to show you that it is good to do good things to the right people always.
Presently, I am in Paris In France for investment project with my own share
under the advice of my partner. Meanwhile, I didn't forget your past efforts and
attempts to assist me in transferring those funds despite that it failed us
somehow. I will be sending you e-mail from
time to time to know if you have received your share or not.Now contact my
personal assistant in Benin Republic, Chinedu Emeka on his email and do send him
your contact address where you want the CHECK to be sent you. His e-mail
address:chineduemeka66@myway.com
Please do let me know immediately, if you received it so that we can share the
joy together after all the suffer ness at that time. In the moment, I'm very
busy here in Paris In France because of the investment projects, which the new
partner and me are having at hand.So feel free
to get in touch with Chinedu Emeka to send the cheque to you without any delay.
With My Best Regards,
Barrister Frank Edward
Main Entry: bar·ris·ter
Function: noun
1 : a lawyer who argues cases before a British court; especially : one who is allowed to argue before a British high court.
The mind fairly boggles at the thought of $950,000. I'll finally be able to afford that double-wide trailer I've always wanted...:rolf