theavenger333
07-21-2006, 10:56 PM
so this guy is in a Brothel in Europe on vacation, he's been going like every other night. well he goes up to the headmistress and says he needs some help this time. he asks for a lady for the evening, but he's only got 2 dollars. the woman replies, well, i do have one for 2 dollars actually, but she's kind of different. the man replies, Great, whats wrong with her? "well, she's dead" the man is taken aback, but the woman quickly says, don't worry, she's still warm and all, if you aren't satisfied for your 2 dollars at the end, i'll refund the money. the man is SUPER hard up, so he says fine, and goes upstairs. he comes back down a little while later, the woman asks, so how was it? the man says, really, it wasn't so bad, kinda odd, but i enjoyed it. the woman says, good, did anything happen? the man thinks about it, and says Yes, actually when i finished, her nose started running, is that supposed to happen? the woman scratches her head and says no, not really, we'll have to take care of that, thank you for your patronage, come back soon!
the man walks out, the headmistress turns around and shouts to the back room, Hey Boris, the stiff is filled up again, we need another one!
the man walks out, the headmistress turns around and shouts to the back room, Hey Boris, the stiff is filled up again, we need another one!