Bad Day...

[hrsp]

so i wake up late for work( damn it) as i'm putting on my work boots i noticed the cat had pissed in my boot(damn it) well i see the cat and fire it into the wall( redemption) i hear my gf yell stop bothering the cat!! ( thinks.. FU )
put my pissy boots on and run out the door...hop in the yota(damn it) start her up and i'm off to work... doing about 60( have no speedo) all of a sudden i get pulled over(no plates either) (damn it) cop comes up and gives me the usual..i tell him i'm late for work so he says" i wont keep you long" 20 mins later he comes back and says have you been drinking this morning sir? i'm like no its 5am sir? he says your eyes are red.. i say its 5 am sir i'm a bit tired...he then lectures me on how x percent of accidents are casued by "tired" drivers? i'm thinking WTF..i gotta go!!!! well finally i'm off to work get there and and shjit no lunch pale! (damn it)...oh well tommorrow HAS to be better...RIGHT:(

[pOrk]

^ haha, he said pale

I had a good day today. I recieved news of a new job oppertunity, found a motorcycle for CHEAP, much less then it is worth, and I am less then 2 days away from a weeks vacation :-P

[Flicktitty]

Hey, everyone has a bad day just keep your chin up there is alway's tomarrow! did you get a ticket?

[hrsp]

no..thats a plus i thought it was funny... and it's a lunch pale..lol

[juicedimpss]

i think the subject of the thread would be "free cat" if that happened to me.
then again, it would have been gone before i calmed down enough to get on the computer.......
that sucks.

[Slow Joe]

Nice, sounds like my moving story... :rolf

[GTSLOW]

What kind of cat is it? :goof

[juicedimpss]

What kind of cat is it? :goof

dead...lol

[DirtyMax]

Have bow and arrow... will travel! :devil

[GTSLOW]

Pet cemetary!! It will come back for you! :wooo

[hrsp]

cat is fine...he's a big boy...my boots smell like piss though..lol

[SlowStee]

at least the cat got what he deserves :rolf

[srt4eh]

my days always suck.....i work in the worst departments and I deal with stupid people. That and I have to be to work at 4am.

[HITMAN]

well i see the cat and fire it into the wall( redemption) i hear my gf yell stop bothering the cat!! ( thinks.. FU )


:rolf :rolf :rolf :rolf :rolf :rolf :rolf :rolf :rolf

Way too funny... You have no idea how many times I've wanted to do that to one of my mom's cats.

"catapult (n) - ancient device used for hurling cats at the enemy.
It was later replaced by the rockapult, a much more effective weapon.":thumbsup

[Berettaspeed]

cats don't piss in boots... they spray in boots. hahaha

i drive tired all the time. there are many times where i alsmot hit a curb its pretty freaky. its gotta be almost the same as drunk driving..if so.. not good. i know they can give tickets for being over tired.