hrsp
07-20-2006, 12:57 AM
so i wake up late for work( damn it) as i'm putting on my work boots i noticed the cat had pissed in my boot(damn it) well i see the cat and fire it into the wall( redemption) i hear my gf yell stop bothering the cat!! ( thinks.. FU )
put my pissy boots on and run out the door...hop in the yota(damn it) start her up and i'm off to work... doing about 60( have no speedo) all of a sudden i get pulled over(no plates either) (damn it) cop comes up and gives me the usual..i tell him i'm late for work so he says" i wont keep you long" 20 mins later he comes back and says have you been drinking this morning sir? i'm like no its 5am sir? he says your eyes are red.. i say its 5 am sir i'm a bit tired...he then lectures me on how x percent of accidents are casued by "tired" drivers? i'm thinking WTF..i gotta go!!!! well finally i'm off to work get there and and shjit no lunch pale! (damn it)...oh well tommorrow HAS to be better...RIGHT:(
put my pissy boots on and run out the door...hop in the yota(damn it) start her up and i'm off to work... doing about 60( have no speedo) all of a sudden i get pulled over(no plates either) (damn it) cop comes up and gives me the usual..i tell him i'm late for work so he says" i wont keep you long" 20 mins later he comes back and says have you been drinking this morning sir? i'm like no its 5am sir? he says your eyes are red.. i say its 5 am sir i'm a bit tired...he then lectures me on how x percent of accidents are casued by "tired" drivers? i'm thinking WTF..i gotta go!!!! well finally i'm off to work get there and and shjit no lunch pale! (damn it)...oh well tommorrow HAS to be better...RIGHT:(