Crawlin
07-19-2006, 12:15 PM
A rugged sheepherder from Brokeback Mountain, Wyoming, goes into the doctor's
office and has some tests run. The doctor comes back and says, "I am not
going to beat around the bush, You have AIDS."
The sheepherder tugs at his Stetson and sets his jaw and says, "Well Doc, what can I do?"
The doctor says "I want you to go home and eat 5 pounds of spicy sausage, a
head of cabbage, 20 un-peeled carrots drenched in hot sauce, 10 Jalapeno
peppers, 40 walnuts, 40 peanuts, 1/2 box of Grapenuts cereal, and top it off
with a gallon of prune juice."
The sheepherder squares his rugged shoulders and asks "Will that cure me, Doc?".
His doctor says "No, but it should leave you with a better understanding of
what your ass is for."
office and has some tests run. The doctor comes back and says, "I am not
going to beat around the bush, You have AIDS."
The sheepherder tugs at his Stetson and sets his jaw and says, "Well Doc, what can I do?"
The doctor says "I want you to go home and eat 5 pounds of spicy sausage, a
head of cabbage, 20 un-peeled carrots drenched in hot sauce, 10 Jalapeno
peppers, 40 walnuts, 40 peanuts, 1/2 box of Grapenuts cereal, and top it off
with a gallon of prune juice."
The sheepherder squares his rugged shoulders and asks "Will that cure me, Doc?".
His doctor says "No, but it should leave you with a better understanding of
what your ass is for."