Its so HOT.............

[nismodave]

.........My A/C died yesterday, and at about 3am I woke up saw the DEVIL getting a glass of ICE WATER in my house......:rolf

Ok, next.......Ill get it started for ya.


Its so hot................

[Al]

I like this kind of weather! It's nice outside.

[CruxGNZ]

It's so hot, today at work I was installing 8" beveled rough sawn cedar siding two stories up, standing on a asphalt shingled roof, with the white Tyvek refecting the sunlight, with NO breeze at all... I started to get goose bumps and felt cold chills. Worked my way down to the ground and started to get dizzy. Drank a **** load of water, looked at the temperature on the overhead in my truck and said, "F- this" and went home. Working outside today was almost stupid.

[Teufelhunden]

It so hot, I saw a dog chasing a cat and they were both walking.

[nismodave]

It so hot, I saw a dog chasing a cat and they were both walking.

:D

[wikked]

It's so hot the trees are creepin around lookin for shade...

on the other side... lol @ Johnny Carson
"It's so cold in Chicago, that people are getting gonorrhea just for the burning sensation"

[T-Bag]

Its so hot....milk was a bad choice /anchorman

[88Nightmare]

good one tyler. I dont have any jokes, its just hot enough to make baby jesus cry. in fact, yesterday was even hotter then miami.

[CruxGNZ]

It's so hot, I tripped over my nut sack.

Some I found:
# the birds have to use potholders to pull worms out of the ground.
# the potatoes cook underground, and all you have to do to have lunch is to pull one out and add butter, salt and pepper.
# farmers are feeding their chickens crushed ice to keep them from laying hard-boiled eggs.
# the cows are giving evaporated milk.
# the trees are whistling for the dogs.
# you no longer associate bridges (or rivers) with water.
# you can say 113 degrees without fainting.
# you eat hot chilies to cool your mouth off.
# you can make instant sun tea.
# you learn that a seat belt makes a pretty good branding iron.
# the temperature drops below 95, you feel a bit chilly.
# you've experienced condensation on your butt from the hot water in the toilet bowl.
# you would give anything to be able to splash cold water on your face.
# you can attend any function wearing shorts and a tank top.
# The 4 seasons are: tolerable, hot, really hot, and ARE YOU KIDDING ME??!!
# you discover that in July, it takes only 2 fingers to drive your car.
# you discover that you can get a sunburn through your car window.
# you notice the best parking place is determined by shade instead of distance.
# hot water now comes out of both taps.
# it's noon in July, kids are on summer vacation, and not one person is out on the streets.
# you actually burn your hand opening the car door.
# you break a sweat the instant you step outside at 7:30 a.m.

[BadAzzGTA89]

It was so hot my ass got a heat rash!!

[Goat Roper]

Feels bad out there today. We got hit with a couple brownouts here in Franklin, anyone else?

[88Nightmare]

nope, power steady over in oak creek, the source of your power :D

[GTSLOW]

.........My A/C died yesterday, and at about 3am I woke up saw the DEVIL getting a glass of ICE WATER in my house......:rolf

Ok, next.......Ill get it started for ya.


Its so hot................

Hot? You sob its like 115 today. It's so hot even the breeze feels hot. Damnit.

[danwaite]

I got brownouts twice today, about two hours each on the southside, I guess Muskego, South side Milwaukee, and Whitefish Bay all had power outages...

[BigSnailBuick]

Yeah it is definatly wayyy too hott out, my car feels slower than a Suzuki X-90.:fire

[Rocket Power]

Our power cut for a couple seconds yesterday but that was it. Friggen A/c is broke on the GP, so I had a nice hot breeze for an hour on the way to work yesterday.