pOrk
07-01-2006, 08:05 PM
So I was rollin down through the hood and saw this hardcore bad ass biker gang, and I'm thinking DAMN look at all that BLING!!! I had to take a photo, I mean these bikes were off the CHAIN ( steering wheels )
http://www.vivacincodemayo.org/photos/sm-pics/1997/s97bike-p.jpg
One of then shouted towards me, " Wha chu lookin at nucka? I'mma cut you like a fish and feed you your eyeballs " to which I responded " I'm good, and you? "
For some reason, he didn't like that and they pointed at their gang leader, this guy in the grass showing off his pro-hopper competition race cycle:
http://www.caller2.com/specials/lowriders/photos/p-add.jpg
Now I KNEW I was in trouble. I needed a Latina to back me up and FAST. So I paid this hooker to get on the bike I stole from the corner store to look hot and wink at them
http://www.bbc.co.uk/birmingham/content/images/2005/10/20/farah_lowrider_470x353.jpg
Turns out they were all gay, and the hot latina wasn't working. I decided to pull out my gat. Then I remembered, I didn't have a gat, so I pulled out this photo of two incredibly gangster white boys with gats
http://www.uwm.edu/People/erpetri/gangster/gangster3.JPG
Then they was like, **** wanna race? And I was like, my bike's turbo timer is all outta wack and the vtech isn't kicking in, "you got a car?" when all of a sudden dudes cousin VINNY rolls up in this BALLIN ass monkey carlo : http://www.digitalwheels.net/EastCoast/26MonteC/pages/DSC03807.htm
http://www.digitalwheels.net/EastCoast/26MonteC/images/DSC03804.jpg
Then Bigfoot showed up, and they were gawkin at his rim size and forgot bout me
http://bill.srnr.arizona.edu/M&M/jan00-640.jpg
Whos goin to Oscars?
http://www.vivacincodemayo.org/photos/sm-pics/1997/s97bike-p.jpg
One of then shouted towards me, " Wha chu lookin at nucka? I'mma cut you like a fish and feed you your eyeballs " to which I responded " I'm good, and you? "
For some reason, he didn't like that and they pointed at their gang leader, this guy in the grass showing off his pro-hopper competition race cycle:
http://www.caller2.com/specials/lowriders/photos/p-add.jpg
Now I KNEW I was in trouble. I needed a Latina to back me up and FAST. So I paid this hooker to get on the bike I stole from the corner store to look hot and wink at them
http://www.bbc.co.uk/birmingham/content/images/2005/10/20/farah_lowrider_470x353.jpg
Turns out they were all gay, and the hot latina wasn't working. I decided to pull out my gat. Then I remembered, I didn't have a gat, so I pulled out this photo of two incredibly gangster white boys with gats
http://www.uwm.edu/People/erpetri/gangster/gangster3.JPG
Then they was like, **** wanna race? And I was like, my bike's turbo timer is all outta wack and the vtech isn't kicking in, "you got a car?" when all of a sudden dudes cousin VINNY rolls up in this BALLIN ass monkey carlo : http://www.digitalwheels.net/EastCoast/26MonteC/pages/DSC03807.htm
http://www.digitalwheels.net/EastCoast/26MonteC/images/DSC03804.jpg
Then Bigfoot showed up, and they were gawkin at his rim size and forgot bout me
http://bill.srnr.arizona.edu/M&M/jan00-640.jpg
Whos goin to Oscars?