Desperate times calls for desperate measures.....

[hrsp]

Well i'm selling a few of my things because i saw something i need to buy:devil

So here is a list of stuff i'm selling

My kidney..low miles (21 years old) non smoker non drinker

My first born son (comes from a strong line of workers) will produce as many as needed

Full set of teeth (braces guaranteed) white and healthy

plasma and 10 gallons of my RARE blood...

PLEASE MAKE OFFERS ON THESE ITEMS ASAP..will deliver thanks

[Yooformula]

What the hell are you trying to buy?

Are you willing to part out a kidney? I am also looking for a CHEAP left ventricle preferably low cholesterol count.

[Cleveland Dave]

haha this thread rocks

[350-Z28]

Holy christ you are one desperate guy, skipped selling the clothes off your back to selling organs and children. In that case what do you get eyes? (assuming you have 20/20) I'll even trade you mine, slightly near sighted not too bad.

[PureSound15]

What do you want for the kidney shipped to 53151?

[fireguyrick]

Does the son(s) come potty trained? If so how much for three? Do you accept paypal?

Rick

[hrsp]

well that could be arranged but i usually leave em ouside in the kennel... toughens em up real good... sorry no paypal at this moment but will throw in a few (Strong) ribs and a solid roller knee cap for free with the purchase of one of my 6packs of kids? think about it...best deal on the net!!!!!!!

[CruxGNZ]

I'll take a kidney. I have O- blood. What do you have? Lets work something out. :goof

[HAMRHEAD]

How much for the kidney? I have tools so I can remove it myself.

[CruxGNZ]

How much for the kidney? I have tools so I can remove it myself.
^^^ revs up chainsaw.

[Yooformula]

Dammit all, I had 1st dibs on the kidneys! But I am going to lowball him on the price!

[PHDcamaro]

i could use a liver... the one i have is good now but i could use one as a backup........ how much?

[2kgtp]

I could use a new set of teeth.

[GTSLOW]

:rolf x1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 000000000000000000000000000000000000000000

[hrsp]

I know were supposed to post prices..but these are HOT items... will take good offers on available parts...

Hey Yoo you should have offered $5.00 cash could ahve been yours..now the ante just went up!!!

[wikked]

Thanks For The Plasma - An Asset To Ebay - Would Buy From Again A+++++

[T-Bag]

I need you to produce many "first born" sons for me to create an army.

I will give you $7000 over your asking price, but I will need to do a wells fargo transfer from india.

[hrsp]

then i'll refund you the remaining amount

wikked.... glad you liked it:shades

[hrsp]

also selling bonemarrow by the JUG...real grade A stuff here people

[Yooformula]

Do you accept paypal and why cant i see your feedback!?!?!

[hrsp]

well that could be arranged but i usually leave em ouside in the kennel... toughens em up real good... sorry no paypal at this moment but will throw in a few (Strong) ribs and a solid roller knee cap for free with the purchase of one of my 6packs of kids? think about it...best deal on the net!!!!!!!


i will post some testimoniles later...

[pOrk]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHA

+ Pos Rep points, you crazy ****ers

[Slow Joe]

Are you parting out any testicles? If so there's a manager I work with that needs better ones than the ones he got from a 6 y/o girl that he has now...

[Rocket Power]

Are you parting out any testicles? If so there's a manager I work with that needs better ones than the ones he got from a 6 y/o girl that he has now...
:rolf :rolf:rolf

[Holeshot]

I was kinda hoping for some bone marrow. Cancer runs in the family. How much for that?

[hrsp]

Are you parting out any testicles? If so there's a manager I work with that needs better ones than the ones he got from a 6 y/o girl that he has now...

could possibly get one from IRAN...if i'm lucky

[hrsp]

I was kinda hoping for some bone marrow. Cancer runs in the family. How much for that?

depends what kind you want...

i have starving eithopian bone marrow for cheap...let me know what grade you may be interested in...

[hrsp]

here are some statement from satisfied customers.....

Jed from trailer park writes... i recieved my set of high input ears in just days and they work great..now i can listen to my neighbors fukking all night long!!!!!YES!!!!

perry from milwaukee writes... after i got my arm blown off in an attempted robbery my life was in shambles..until i ordered a schawaznager edition arm and now i am unstopable..thanks HRSP

these are just a few of my satisfied customers...

[hrsp]

Bill and mary from the burbs...when we found out we couldnt have kids we were sad.then we saw an ad for buy six kids get a free gift and we were amazed.. all came in a nice package and they all work vey hard around the house...thanks HRSP your the greatest...

ps.. this is Mary.. i REALLY enjoy the SPECIAL "ANTOINE" EDITION" ummm thing you gave my husband it saved our marriage..thanks

[Slow Joe]

could possibly get one from IRAN...if i'm lucky

He needs anything he can get... Can I have 9 hour shipping like the guys at Aloha got? :goof :rolf

[Yooformula]

While I am at it, you have any hair plugs? Looking for handfuls at a time. Feedback looks good, Thanks! When my auction ends, I will be sending a postal money order so you cant phuck me over!

[hrsp]

i usually dont do this but for u i make a great deal...150 pounds of PURE Brazalian hair..this is the GOOD SH^T... Guaranteed lice free for 30 days!!!

[hrsp]

I'll take a kidney. I have O- blood. What do you have? Lets work something out. :goof


Right now i have AB without Ethanol..comes in 10 gallon drums...GUARANTEED disease free upon delivery!!!!

Kidneys our on back order due to the popular demand...may have a new shipment from south africa realsoon..will keep you posted

[hrsp]

People.... I'm Slashing Prices And Fingers As We Speak... Talk To Me!!!

[Slow Joe]

What about my managers testicals? This man really needs to get some balls!

[hrsp]

I MAY BE ABLE TO "SQUEEZE" SOME REAL NICE ONES FROM AN UNNAMED DONOR..Your boss will be a BADASS guaranteed

[Yooformula]

This better not be cadavor hair!!!

[Slow Joe]

He don't need to be a bad ass, he already thinks he's one... But he has no testicular fortitude, we need to find him testicular fortitude... Does that come in a jar?

[hrsp]

yeah a old miracle whip jar with the label removed..i use it for coffe but will ship in that..

[hrsp]

This better not be cadavor hair!!!

ABSOLUTELY NOT:devil buy with confidence

[Yooformula]

Sold! pm me an address for payment.

[theavenger333]

i'm looking for an extra bladder, i drink a lot of water these days, have to pee too often, i figure i can hook one up in series with mine now, to extend my volume i can hold...... do you take CODs?

[hrsp]

i'm looking for an extra bladder, i drink a lot of water these days, have to pee too often, i figure i can hook one up in series with mine now, to extend my volume i can hold...... do you take CODs?

absolutely i take cod's.... i can get you a real nice used one from a man named schmitty..560 pounds and a Very Large bladder..will need a non refundable deposit and i'm not responsible for anything left in the bladder after removal...

[Yooformula]

i'm looking for an extra bladder, i drink a lot of water these days, have to pee too often, i figure i can hook one up in series with mine now, to extend my volume i can hold...... do you take CODs?

BUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA. I cant believe nobody said that one yet!! pos rep for that one!

[hrsp]

Well i have some bad news....the stupid FBI caught on to my "business" and i'm now being investigated for malucius acts...etc..etc.... SO with that being said ALL PARTS ARE NOW FREE!!!!!!!!!!! you say it you get it FREEEEEE....

this may be my last post..for i have to "go visit friends" so i will ask you to please be patient with the arrival of the goods...

they will still be the quality goods you have come to expect from me..thanks

[Yooformula]

Super fast shipping! A+++++ Hair plugs worked awesome and were delicately packed! Thanks, will buy from again!

[hrsp]

Anither satisfied customer:headbang